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Buff_em_up 21 points ago +21 / -0

Nice! Dude, you appear to be a sticky machine today

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mateus [S] 30 points ago +30 / -0

I'm not a dude, but you're forgiven.

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Buff_em_up 20 points ago +20 / -0

Oops. You should’ve hit me back with, “It’s ma’am!”

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mateus [S] 17 points ago +17 / -0

No way. I've seen too many videos of dudes in dresses say that lmao!

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Buff_em_up 9 points ago +9 / -0

😂good point

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BigMikesBlackCock 2 points ago +4 / -2

And I'm a lady

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MW23232 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you really? I am surprised, but not totally. You made a comment the other day, and it struck me that you might be a female for some reason I can't remember. Takes one to know one? I am a lady too btw.

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jealousminarchist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Weird, that is a very masculine username.

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MW23232 2 points ago +2 / -0

I remember there used to be wine that was called Mateus. IDK if it's still around. I was more Boone's Farm Strawberry wine way back. LOL, not kidding.

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jealousminarchist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mateus is the "most portuguese/spanish friendly" version of Matthew, as in the apostle's name (it is John's book though that has the famous wine story).

Can't say I know any of those brands, but the grandma sure makes a compelling case.