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A Brave new world. (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by happyfave ago by happyfave +3052 / -0
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Redditiscucked2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is this fake? Literally looks surreal

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PeabodyJFranklin 6 points ago +6 / -0

The reason it looks fake, is a woman's stream wouldn't arc like that, while standing upright. Even then, a man would only pee straight outward, when they possess a tiny penis that can't hang naturally due to gravity; shrinkage, possibly permanent, due to estrogen supplements, or temporary, having just gotten out of a pool (see: Seinfeld s5e21, "The Hamptons"); simply being engorged, and unable to piss below horizontal (see: morning wood); or perhaps because they are in fact holding and aiming the tallywacker, as can be seen in this example, for maximum distance.