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highmoves 46 points ago +48 / -2

Kek, top tweet of all time. I’m still laughing

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Shitposter69 36 points ago +38 / -2

"What is this all about?"

Lmao

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Formerlurker92 29 points ago +30 / -1

You could sing in mandarin, you'd still know he's pandering

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MAGAChicksOnly 10 points ago +11 / -1

Quality Bo Burnham reference

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Ebbie8708 24 points ago +25 / -1

According to this:

https://www.lyricsfreak.com/l/luis+fonsi/despacito+english+feat+daddy+yankee_21119539.html

It is the perfect song for creepy Pedo Joe

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donutreplyplz 6 points ago +6 / -0

“You know that this baby is looking for my bom bom“ EXACTLY!!!

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jimmajamma 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait, is this real?

Sometimes real life is stranger than satire.

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Scooby 22 points ago +23 / -1

"If something comes out tomorrow, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!"

-- Jennifer Palmeri, White House Director of Communications from 2013 to 2015 and Director of Communications for the Hillary Clinton 2016 presidential campaign said in a now deleted tweet that was posted the day before the largest DDoS in history was conducted and the real Assange was silenced forever.

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MycologyofMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

real Assange?

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MudDog 11 points ago +11 / -0

Since SOS Kerry raided the embassy, he hasn't signed a single message with his cryptographic key and his cat's twitter has been completely silent.

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GeoG85 3 points ago +3 / -0

There were talks that during his Hannity interviews, the footage of Assange was tampered with.

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MycologyofMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

hmmm

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Scooby 8 points ago +8 / -0

They conducted the DDoS when Assange tried to release the dead man's switch while men in black stormed the embassy. Assange said if he ever tries to release that and it fails to never trust another thing he says because he's either dead or compromised.

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MycologyofMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Weird

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Formerlurker92 7 points ago +8 / -1

Spam get the fuck out

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BiglyCovfefe 13 points ago +15 / -2

Trump posted that awesome video and then seconds later, snopes was like "false, this is a lie, biden was pandering to Latinos by playing despacito.. On this particular day, he wasn't even pandering to blm. That was the previous day."

Wait until I tell the left wing media about the chicken that crossed the road...

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stratocaster_patriot 12 points ago +13 / -1

The way the left court the Hispanic vote is to pander to them. Enough already. Like Biden has ever listened to Despacito. If he had and had understood it then that's clearly a song he would have avoided.

"I want to breathe your neck slowly Let me tell you things in your ear So that you remember if you are not with me

I want to undress you with kisses slowly I sign on the walls of your labyrinth And make a manuscript out of your body"

Biden is a dirty disgusting old man willfully ignorant of everything around him and has been for 50 years. He will only hurt legal law abiding Latinos with his policies.

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Afeazo 13 points ago +13 / -0

Best part is the two singers are Puerto Rican, two guys who are natural born Americans and who’s entire families are natural born Americans.

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ThePowerOfPrayer 3 points ago +3 / -0

If he had and had understood it then that's clearly a song he would have avoided.

Listen here, fat. I'm the one who told Fonsi to add the part about wanting to sniff her neck slowly.

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AlphaNathan 10 points ago +11 / -1

C'MON MAN. I'M NOT THAT KINDA GUY.

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hemi 5 points ago +6 / -1

The more you Joe

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DonaldWashington 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hahahahahahaha

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cuntard 9 points ago +10 / -1

i missed something. what’s the context here?

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SteveHuffmansTeeth 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fuck man, I upvoted this removed it and upvoted it again just so I could do it twice. This is one of the better memes I've seen in awhile. Top Kek fo sho!

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Kunkussion 3 points ago +4 / -1

Galactic KEK

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TDBabyBite 3 points ago +4 / -1

I love this man

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FluffiPuff 2 points ago +2 / -0

This...

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

😭

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n0w0y 2 points ago +2 / -0

You win thedonald.win

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jiujiujiu 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don’t get it...

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Herewegoagain 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is it still up I couldn’t find it to listen after work yesterday

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