The White House Siege starts today. What is their plan? Jazz. Yes, really.
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This is their plan? A big REEEEEE!!! I'm sure that will work. He'll resign for sure from this!
Jizz Festival
shitty is implied when discussing jazz
Jazz bassist with a doctorate checking in. I too am an ignorance racist redneck.
Yup you nailed it! See the thing is, we understand them to a tee (how could we not? we see their beliefs daily and in our faces). But they havent taken one second to properly understand their opponents... never a winning strategy
Dave Brubeck has entered the chat.
Loves me some Brubeck.
So has Chick Corea.
None of these folks are talented enough to play jazz.
I throw up in my mouth a little anytime one of these commies or their stupid democrat leaders invoke the revolution, our founding or our constitution despite not understanding even the tiniest bit of it. Makes me sick.
I shall call them... Felonious Monk
Kek.
Imagine not working - imagine having the surplus of jerkoff time that these kids have unceasingly. Imagine reading this and going "See, I knew I was useful". Imagine showing up and playing your awful undertrained imitation whitekid jazz while some barefoot mtf tranny giggles with his Antifa friends about a Pokemon memory.
https://twitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/ralph-wiggum-helping.jpg
Jazz= improvisational
Jazz is the musical equivalent of infinite monkeys on typewriters, sometimes you get Shakespeare but 99.999....% of the time it's formless garbage.
honestly i like jazz so if they stay peaceful and respectful this is fine. i don't believe it, of course
Would be great to turn it into a Trump Rally
Archived source: https://archive.is/dUg09
I think you got that backwards
Well, I like jazz. Ella Fitzgerald, Satchmo, Dinah Washington, Sarah Vaughn, Charles Mingus, Coltrane, Dave Brubek, Vince Guaraldi, they're all pretty dandy.
I remember seeing Dinah Washington perform. I fell in love with Jazz at an early age.
Jazz was, ironically, invented by Paul Whiteman. Literally, a white man.
OMG it will be a complete desecration of the art form of Jazz. Jazz, is a uniquely American genre, and they will ruin it, like they ruin everything.
Trump should thank them for the free concert, say he loves jazz, and invite people out on the streets for a peaceful protest against Democrats. Kek.
Agreed!
"So.. do you like jazz"
Yeah and it is being organized by a foreign entity:
Adbusters Media Foundation 1243 West 7th Avenue, Vancouver, BC,V6H 1B7 Canada
Vancouver is 95% owned by China. That gorgeous section of my country is now a money and fentanyl laundering op for hostile communist foreigners. And Trudeau loves them.
HAHA!
Wasn't this cancelled?
Jazz is... good?
Imagine how much better life would be for everyone if black culture in america had stuck with Jazz instead of devolving into cardi B.
So now it's a Jizz Fest and not a violent revolution like it was hyped?
Damn the internals must be devastating!
Why not rap? lmfao
I love jazz music. Something tells me their version of jazz is going to be shit though
The biggest and best selling name in jazz is a white guy named Kenny G.
Well, in their defense. Jazz is Fucking awful!
Why is this picture dirty?
It's that way on their site. Strange graphics
Probably really using the instrument cases to carry weapons like Al ca[pone and the violin cases
Of course they're going to say "we're just playing music". What do you expect them to say "We're planning a big riot!"? Jazz is just the cover story for the news, not what they're actually planning to do.
Look at what they actually wrote:
Civic exorcism.
Perfectly timed ritual.
Spectacular sayonara for 'dear donald'.
Rekindling of embers.
Howl of morale outrage.
Most...effective uprising the Union has seen since the Revolution.
Go out and start playing on every street corner of the Republic.
Yeah sounds like a nice fun harmless music festival, doesn't it?
Blacks stole jazz just like they did everything else they've ever claimed.
I hate being pushed to the point where I feel the need to say stuff like that.
Is this code for something else? A jazz festival??
Noticed that this flyer contains the words "revolution" and "revolutionary."
According to the Urban dictionary, a revolution is "a wonderful excuse to rob a shitload of rich people. As in, Revolutions are so much fun."
Just sayin'
... Followed by interpretive dance
Ya like JaZzzzz
Soooo... can a pede get some footage of their “peaceful protests” with some jazz music played over it...? Sounds fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnyCJDYONSU&feature=youtu.be&t=166
Good model for the upcoming DC protests.
Peaceful protest. Set up a pro-Trump standing rally for duration away from the white house. Literally barbecue, offer friendly conversation, and beer to anyone who wants to walk away from the protest and hang out.
Make the meme real.
Paired with take out the antifa snack vans and making them uncomfortable during the siege, this could be really funny.
Plus, if the jazz is any good, you get free music during your cookout party