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DankPres 7 points ago +10 / -3

Da fuck is the Texas Pledge of Allegiance?

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meteorknife 19 points ago +19 / -0

The only people with bigger egos than Texans are Alaskans who know their state is bigger and better.

Its definitely my favorite rivalry. Especially since Texas thinks everything needs to be Texas shaped, including hotel waffle irons.

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ItJustBeThatWay 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just like your mom.

Sorry. The setup was so perfect that I created an account just to post this.

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MAGA_4EVER 4 points ago +4 / -0

The most hilarious thing is -people in texas don't know this rivalry exists because like 4 people live in alaska

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Butthurt 14 points ago +14 / -0

With bbq and carnitas for all

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True-Grit 6 points ago +6 / -0

OMG we need to introduce a state called Chad. I think I would move there.

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Pouches 8 points ago +8 / -0

Meh. I heard a place tried it already and it’s not doing so hot.

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ShakeNBake 6 points ago +6 / -0

I like this pledge!

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Bullet3250 13 points ago +13 / -0

Texas was its own country, before it became a state....

Don't Mess with Texas!

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christianknight 13 points ago +13 / -0

Now wear your mask!

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RagnarD 10 points ago +10 / -0

Honor the Texas flag; I pledge allegiance to thee, Texas, one state under God, one and indivisible.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that it?

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RagnarD 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yup. It's quite... laconic.