3383 DPS Troopers Shot At By Teen With Assault Rifle in Phoenix - Led to "Blue Alert" Text Message on Phones (kvoa.com) posted 211 days ago by REDMAGA 211 days ago by REDMAGA +3383 / -0 363 comments share 363 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (363) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 1 ▼ – Gadbous 1 point 210 days ago +2 / -1 What's an "assault rifle" permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – John_Bigbootay 1 point 210 days ago +1 / -0 If the rifle stares at you in a suggestive way for more than 3 seconds, it is considered an assault rifle. permalink save report block reply
What's an "assault rifle"
If the rifle stares at you in a suggestive way for more than 3 seconds, it is considered an assault rifle.