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JoePCool14 51 points ago +52 / -1

If Obama ... he would be the second coming of Jesus

FTFY.

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permissible_missile 30 points ago +30 / -0

Obama ... be the second coming of Jesus

Let's make sure our quotes are accurate and culturally sensitive, please.

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bubadmt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anonymous sources familiar with this line of thinking have confirmed.

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MIKEOBAMA 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm the only Obama who will be coming twice

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spezisacuckold 6 points ago +6 / -0

True. Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize because he has dark colored skin.