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Barack-Obama 341 points ago +344 / -3

I'm a stupid faggot and have difficulty understanding anything that isn't simple. Can someone explain this to me?

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At_The_Rally 243 points ago +244 / -1

You're the Walter Cronkite of our time, Pede! Thank you

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SwampMidget 24 points ago +25 / -1

[looks at hands] checks out

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ChippingToe 3 points ago +3 / -0

[accordion appears between hands]

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Batman 7 points ago +8 / -1

Can confirm.

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Terstermernt 1 point ago +2 / -1

His boner is bigly.

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LesboPregnancyScare 1 point ago +1 / -0

Everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. How are you?

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JesusMaga 21 points ago +22 / -1

I heard, that that pede had like, 30 dicks

Much like our First President

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AnomalusCitizen7375 13 points ago +13 / -0

Link said youtube.
Riskiest click of the day.
Not disappointed.

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JesusMaga 14 points ago +14 / -0

That song has been stuck in my head for 11 years, now it’s your turn. Enjoy.

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ChrisSuperDude 6 points ago +6 / -0

Adult Swim might be a virtue signalling Ted Turner run shithole but dammit China Il was an incredibly underrated show.

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Ched 5 points ago +5 / -0

He'll save children but not the British children.

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HonkNJhonk 14 points ago +14 / -0

4 inches of pure fury just waiting for you, Bam.

Edit: we talking about the Asian cuck?

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thunderpussy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sorry, President Sotero. You know you will never find a dick bigger than Big MIke whom you married. ............/s :)

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 9 points ago +9 / -0

He'd make the perfect evening anchor on OAN!

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horseface_aint_black 64 points ago +64 / -0

Like discriminating against whites and asians based on race.

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spezisacuckold 21 points ago +21 / -0

"AFFIRMATIVE ACTION"

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Wolfebane84 27 points ago +27 / -0

Who wants to bet that it turns out it's racist against whites and then sexist against men.

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permissible_missile 6 points ago +6 / -0

This guy Googles.

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WestPalm 3 points ago +3 / -0

Doesn't count, then.

Nothing to see here! Move along.

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Brucesky420 13 points ago +13 / -0

Funny thing is, he was saying it to try and virtue signal how racist America is - but it's like, dude, you're the fucking president of the school...

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Foreign_Aid_is_Theft 3 points ago +3 / -0

Welcome to clown world, where every major institution in the country can claim there is rampant systemic racism/sexism and to not be a part of it at the same time.

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slaphappy2 12 points ago +12 / -0

Let's hope that these DOE people are faster at their jobs than the DOJ has demonstrated.

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Raindrops1984 79 points ago +80 / -1

Princeton bad. DOE has big cock. They will ram it into Princeton. Princeton no happy.

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ralphw 11 points ago +11 / -0

top KEK Tick Tock

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Raindrops1984 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is Mike mad at you about spending too much time watching the Netflix audition tapes?

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DBCOOPERAU 1 point ago +1 / -0

big mike caught barry inhaling his pal Big Dik Suk

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Er_hast_mich 22 points ago +22 / -0

What's more, Princeton has probably the top history graduate program in the world. Getting this Marxist bullshit out of Princeton will hopefully have ripple effect through academia. This makes me pleased as I'm an historian working in academia. Plus it's good for, you know, society.

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JesusMaga 18 points ago +18 / -0

CNN: Princeton President claims university is irredeemably racist.

DOE: we will investigate Princeton for racism.

CNN: Hawaiian judge rules that the DOE is unconstitutional and must be abolished

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CousinEddie 7 points ago +7 / -0

They literally #MeToo’d themselves.

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Kek_The_World 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I were a stupid I would be PISSED. I might sue for defamation.

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NeverArgueWithIdiots 9 points ago +9 / -0

But orange man bad?? 🤯

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Raindrops1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

Orange man bad if you’re a dirty commie or pedo.

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worksof0zymandias 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think that's discrimination based on the color of his skin!

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eviantears 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bang Dik Lo

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MagasaurusRex 55 points ago +55 / -0

Princeton president virtue signals how bad the school is. Department of education launches investigation into said school.

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DeusVultIntensifies 14 points ago +14 / -0

Thank you Pede.

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MocksFordComma 12 points ago +12 / -0

How are these morons in charge of anything?

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CousinEddie 16 points ago +16 / -0

I consulted at an Ivy League for a few years once. They are so up their own asses it’s astonishing.

All their email signatures have an alphabet of “accreditation” bc to them it’s a pissing contest and those titles mean something. My background is trading equities and derivatives so all I lived and breathed was performance.

They were incredibly stupid and very easy to beat. Academia is the 1980s karate master using energy powers to throw his students. Finance and big business was the MMA fighter who Walked in and knocked his fucking teeth out immediately.

I’ll never work for a non profit again nor will I ever respect another MBA. that was some top tier clown shit who were easily pummeled with basic logic. While I hated everyone there, I took a shit load of their money and enjoyed openly hammering and calling out their ridiculous proposals and ideas. They’d truly never met anyone with real world experience before.

Half these execs wouldn’t even come to work before 10am. It was shooting fish in a bucket with a 12 gauge. Got many of them fired and almost as many to quit out of frustration.

Only job I ever quit and on my last day I wrote a “fuck you idiots” email to the people I worked with on my last day. It was as gratifying as it was hilarious. Then I used their money to buy a house on the water in Florida and moved 1300 miles away. One of my most proud achievements.

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Ched 5 points ago +5 / -0

They’d truly never met anyone with real world experience before.

This is so spot on. I'm in a PhD program and the majority of people that I meet have never had a real job, my own boss included. Most academic types are brought up in the system- 4 years of undergrad, 5-7 years of grad school, 3-6ish years of postdoctoral work, then assistant professor, and so on. It's incredible how warped their view of the world is, stemming from having never left a college campus.

Half these execs wouldn’t even come to work before 10am.

This is also true. Not to mention leaving whenever they want, and not coming to work during the week whenever they feel like it.

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brsmith77 4 points ago +4 / -0

Academia is the 1980s karate master using energy powers to throw his students. Finance and big business was the MMA fighter who Walked in and knocked his fucking teeth out immediately.

I love this analogy.

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AmericanJawa 1 point ago +2 / -1

Corruption

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thisguy883 6 points ago +6 / -0

I seriously think the Hadron Collider put us in a different timeline.

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Notablitheringidiot 33 points ago +33 / -0

The government is taking the claims of racism seriously, just not in the way Princeton expected haha.

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McFatty7 18 points ago +19 / -1

"But they're so educated!" - Media Propaganda

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GoldenEagle1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

Street smarts involve common sense and logic, book smart involves neither.

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Cantshadowbanthemall 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't confuse being actually smart with street v book.

Actually smart people research a topic before making a decision, observe their surroundings.

People with chicano studies masters and phd's are not smart, in any sense of the word.

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IllUseAnchorBaby 17 points ago +17 / -0

They’re not that smart, they just go to school forever studying meaningless subjects (sociology, women’s studies, etc) and taking courses for 10 straight years that the average high schooler could pass.

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Whatyougotson 9 points ago +9 / -0

Dumbest person i know has been in school for years and years taking liberal arts and psycology. Beady eyes and a small brain.

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IcculusBased9 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'd keep an eye on that prick

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Sumsuch 8 points ago +8 / -0

People are smart about certain things, not in general. Some people regard their titles and qualifications as though they work like levels in a video game, as though they are hard proof of general competence.

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spezisacuckold 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's the entire history of humanity summed up in one sentence.

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TEXinLA 75 points ago +76 / -1

Life comes at you fast...

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Imransgarage 23 points ago +23 / -0

Right, if they get heavily penalized ($$$), hopefully it scares off a bunch of the rest from doing the same shit.

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TEXinLA 13 points ago +14 / -1

Would be Epic.

So ready for the shit to hit the fan for the indoctrination institutions.

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DeusVultIntensifies 51 points ago +51 / -0

Twitter is calling for Princeton President Christopher L. Eisgruber to resign or be fired. Seems that folks think that since he has been President for 7 years- he must be part of the problem. I thought that some of these white savior liberals would be dragged from their ivory towers. Never imagined they'd jump willingly.

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IcculusBased9 [S] 20 points ago +20 / -0

Fuckin love it. Something something petard.

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mintyfresh 38 points ago +38 / -0

Princeton, “a wonderful little spot, a quaint and ceremonious village of puny demigods on stilts” - Albert Einstein

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GoldwaterVoter 33 points ago +33 / -0

"For example, Princeton inherits from earlier generations at least nine departments and programs organized around European languages and culture, but only a single, relatively small program in African studies”

Princeton Prez completely unaware of USA history and heritage.

For example, America builds our cities modeled after European cities, not collections of mud huts or pyramids,

Oh, yeah -- and FYI we write our great American novels in fuckin' ENGLISH, not Swahili.

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bg4u 15 points ago +15 / -0

Next you'll be telling me the USA isn't in Africa.

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Yupyupyup 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bigot.

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NotSpyRussian 28 points ago +28 / -0

Princeton: Everything is racist... We're hella racist... Haven't you seen any woke lectures?!?!

DOE: wait... did you just say "we're hella racist"? That's like... Illegal... Like a lot...

Princeton: Well no... But actually yes... *surprised pikachu*

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IncredibleMrE1 22 points ago +22 / -0

Some might even say, the biggest self-own of the century.

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GoldenEagle1776 17 points ago +17 / -0

Congrats, you played yourself.

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Arkful773 14 points ago +14 / -0

✅✅✅ DOE should do this under Trump’s direction. Make every college answer the question - ARE YOU A RACIST INSTITUTION? If they answer Yes, cut off funding, decertify the school, confiscate their endowment

If they say no, then we say “Great, then we won’t hear a single peep from you about institutional racism horseshit, no programs to address it, no classes that teach that!”

WIN WIN!

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1080pleb 3 points ago +3 / -0

Brilliant.

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A_Feral_Duck 13 points ago +13 / -0

Play stupid games...

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everylastjuan 13 points ago +13 / -0

Oh, what a tangled web we wriggle

When first we practice to virtue signal

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Fizbin7 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kek

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TwoWords 9 points ago +9 / -0

Palpable irony

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Sumsuch 9 points ago +9 / -0

You weren't supposed to do that...

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Kek_The_World 8 points ago +8 / -0

As soon as I saw his announcement, I knew it was coming. Get woke, go broke. Announcing your school is racist triggers a title 9 investigation. The board of trustees is going to have to can his ass.

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thunderpussy 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is BRILLIANT 5d chess. These colleges can either stop with the critical race theory pandering, or be held accountable for their self diagnosis and official certifications.

This is literally one of the smartest plays I have seen against academia in eons. Bravo!

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runonce 7 points ago +7 / -0

Princeton: "Fuck me right in the ass" DOE: "Syrup or Jelly"

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dmgice 5 points ago +6 / -1

It's a good meme. Sakurai is based though. Nintendo of America even had to censor him joking about Social Distancing in the last one of these he did. He's a treasure to humanity.

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GEOTUS-Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

DOE: We’ll investigate. School President: Me no rikey!

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Transgirl_4_Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh man, this is amazing. ROFLcoptering all the way to the White House.

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Grond999 4 points ago +4 / -0

For example, Princeton inherits from earlier generations at least nine departments and programs organized around European languages and culture, but only a single, relatively small program in African studies

You can never make Marxists happy.

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Fizbin7 4 points ago +4 / -0

But you can drop them from a helicopter over the Congo.

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Au_contrarian 4 points ago +4 / -0

Stem to stern boys, stem to stern. https://images.app.goo.gl/rFK1XrXbEVCCyqrv7

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CaptainChrisPBacon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dip SHit

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GoldwaterVoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Surprised and saddened Princeton president:

"https://bornon911.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/sad-clown.jpg"

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Dialectic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmao excellent

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VetforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did not realize 5hat China bought princeton.. not surprised. Guess they'll find out how many chinese use that school for cover to spy.

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DBCOOPERAU 1 point ago +1 / -0

little cigar munching fairy has had more cock than colonel sanders...