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BigMikesBlackCock 2 points ago +6 / -4

Never try to fart when I'm pulling out ... things could get messy

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RyanT282 4 points ago +5 / -1

What's the difference between a refrigerator and Big Mike fucking Barack? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out.

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BigMikesBlackCock 0 points ago +2 / -2

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mother ? The washing machine doesn't moan when I dump a load in it