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zoober_floober 3 points ago +3 / -0

But... but... you don't have a boat...

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FromSethWithLove 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah. It sunk

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 4 points ago +4 / -0

Had to swim back to shore!

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 11 points ago +11 / -0

It's probably a conversation that should happen amongst friends in person not Glowfags on the interwebs.

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stormdraintrooper 1 point ago +1 / -0

yup. nobody knows about something that never was talked about. or, loose lips sink ships.

I wonder how many portland arsonists just never returned.

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FromSethWithLove 3 points ago +3 / -0

The drippy drop sky water ended their little white house siege real quick

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FromSethWithLove 2 points ago +2 / -0

WE know that, but the rain was their official excuse

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BlueEyedDevil 11 points ago +11 / -0

Find someone who owns a helicopter.

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basket_of_patriots 7 points ago +7 / -0

or identifies as one.

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ArcticDark 2 points ago +2 / -0

just some guy/gal on a roof giving "rides" making helicopter sounds with his mouth.... lololoolololol

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ArcticDark 1 point ago +1 / -0

schwaaa schwaaa schwaaaa schwaaa ......**plop

schwaaaa schwwaaaaaa sschwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.... <gotta go get some more zoom zoom juice>

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CaptainWinston 10 points ago +10 / -0

I am just sitting in the garage or kitchen waiting for the dogs to bark.

Buck shot buck shot slug slug.

Move to AR

💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥👹👹

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 1 point ago +1 / -0

My .45 ACP carbine is my bump in the night gun.

AR is always near at hand too.

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SwampView 8 points ago +8 / -0

Heh, heh, heh...been ready for a long time. Got food, water, fuel, firepower and family. Country boy can survive.

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gnomenclature 7 points ago +7 / -0

Somebody please explain the glowie thing. I obviously missed something. Thank you.

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Tawburgle2 9 points ago +9 / -0

Great explanation. We all need to be careful, especially noobs. Glowies and Stormfags crawling all over the site lately.

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veritasvincit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Does ending everything with "in Minecraft" really legally absolve one from liability? 🤔

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Sexual_Assault_Rifle 0 points ago +2 / -2

No.

Drug use websites/messageboards used to use "SWIM". It meant "Someone Who Isnt Me" That didnt work either...

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gnomenclature 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks. Now I just need to look up what the temple os guy is all about. :D:D

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gnomenclature 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks, pede. I didn't know about any of that.

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Forty_Five 1 point ago +1 / -0

If anybody was ever wondering what an OS designed by a paranoid schizophrenic talking to God through his computer would look like, look no further than Temple OS. Just wow.

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Forty_Five 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll be sure to do several Hail Marys before bed tonight.

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Julius_Severus 0 points ago +3 / -3

For god's sake man have the balls to type out glow nigga; it's not even being used as a racial slur in this context.

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monk_of_trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

You didnt type it out yourself though lol

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TheImpossible1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nobody will agree with who I consider the main enemy (feminism) so I'll just defend myself.

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Zadok 5 points ago +5 / -0

Take my motorhome and head for South Dakota.

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FromSethWithLove 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't forget to put that blm human scoop on the grill

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Edmond 4 points ago +4 / -0

First thing to do is pick a side, I guess.

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Icanteven 5 points ago +5 / -0

The first, and arguably most crucial step, is to pick a side. Right or wrong, you can't sit in the middle.

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FromSethWithLove 3 points ago +3 / -0

I live in a place where everyone just wants to pretend like everything is OK. Big shock time when they find out you can't be neutral

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ginoB 3 points ago +4 / -1

i already did the war thing so i'll sit back and let you guys take care of it this time

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FromSethWithLove 2 points ago +2 / -0

I bet it would be pretty wild to sit back and calmly watch us normies getting flushed with adrenaline

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monk_of_trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

We got you fam.

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AtariArtist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Defend myself instead of being a faggot who calls anyone who dares defend their home and family glowies.

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Don-O-Mite 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well first Im going to activate the transporter beacons to beam aboard the USSC Trump so I can help out with the inductive plasma laser canons.

Or maybe something else slightly more reasonable.

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YaBoiJacob 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes please tell your fellow based and redpilled friends on here when and where you are going to meet up with the militia

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Whereami 0 points ago +1 / -1

Gonna sit in the back of my pickup with my beer.

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LiterallyKaiser 3 points ago +3 / -0

Grab a bag of popcorn, find the best livestream, and laugh my ass off.

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monk_of_trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Paulyfrog64 is usually streaming multiple riot streams on youtube whenever anything is going down.

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Sexual_Assault_Rifle 3 points ago +5 / -2

Die in it.

By the way...what do you mean "if"?

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FromSethWithLove 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll send a moab or a bunker buster over to George Soros' evil lair. I'm all out of Soleimani drones

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veritatas 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂 🤣😭

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monk_of_trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tripwire that starts blaring dark psytrance and strobe lights when someone comes in my house to make things funner.

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FuckRioters 2 points ago +2 / -0

SCUBA diving to find all of those lost AR15s at the bottom of the lake.

Real talk though, communist media goes first if it escalates to all out war. If it's just a bunch of larper rioters, protecting my neighborhood is a good start.

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NotADocileLady 1 point ago +1 / -0

The revolution has been televised.

Enjoy it from my comfy beds with some popcorns.

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DarkBerry 1 point ago +1 / -0

Guess it depends if the law is being enforced or not.

If not, everyone in my neighborhood with an amy mcgrath sign gets a free helicopter ride.

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redditadminssuckit 1 point ago +1 / -0

1 round, 1 kill

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bellcurvestrikesback 0 points ago +1 / -1

Too open ended of a question

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monk_of_trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thats the joke