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meteorknife 103 points ago +108 / -5

I don't know who downvoted you. Thats obviously the joke and its hilarious.

Edit: OP was at -3 when I commented that

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A1waysLurk1ing 20 points ago +22 / -2

Black pilled fuckwads who are wasting my oxygen, is who they are. People who get frothingly angry at fucking jokes on this forum lol.

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KylesRifle 6 points ago +8 / -2

Yeah! No downvotes allowed! Don’t hit that button that’s been put there by the creators of this site! Don’t you dare do it! No dissent!

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MouthAgapeForBLMJizz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait what lol? What are hopium vendors? Who gets angry?

For real asking haha

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meteorknife 36 points ago +36 / -0

^ No one click that link. It takes you to a spam gold buying website

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ParadigmShift2070 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ben sharpiro?

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WU_HAN_FRU 8 points ago +8 / -0

Please deport.

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FergieJR 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ugh the bots have found us!

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meteorknife 4 points ago +4 / -0

^ No one click that link. It takes you to a spam gold buying website

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unspecified_user -4 points ago +1 / -5

You hit the nail on the head did you see this?

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prayinpede 9 points ago +11 / -2

Ok commie

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weallscreamforMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Un checks out

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SirBuzzKillingtonVI 8 points ago +8 / -0

As someone who long ago tired of Hannity's constant "tick tocking", I appreciate OP's joke.

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KylesRifle 0 points ago +1 / -1

Hannity Tick Tocked even when he washed dishes.

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BACONndEGGS 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tick tock tick tock. Today we have sara carter on and dont forget guys i look at my fbi pins.

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magnokor 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is great.

Saw the headline, saw the picture of Hannity, perfect.

Hannity has been saying "Tick Tock" for three years and one month?

Have to admit, gave up on his "Tick Tock", "arrests about to happen", "rank and file are good" around three years ago.

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BasedMedicalDoctor , really a "BasedMedicalDoctor"?

Asking for a friend. What would cause them to be dizzy, with pain in the middle of the back and throughout the torso, when all blood and heart and other tests have come up with nothing?

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lol. Exchanging fagb00g for fartbook.

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jive-ass-turkey 10 points ago +10 / -0

cool kids call it Faceberg

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TrumpaSorosFlex 9 points ago +9 / -0

Its pronounced faceberg

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DL535 1 point ago +1 / -0

faceborg

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nds19 3 points ago +3 / -0

Facebook is just TikTok for out of touch old maids and grandparents who overshare their lives.

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FergieJR 2 points ago +2 / -0

Many of them old maids are hungry for some vitamin D suppliers though....

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nds19 1 point ago +1 / -0

0.0 It's a no from me, dawg.

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MouthAgapeForBLMJizz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Genuinely curious. How does it spy on you? Who exactly is doing the spying? What is spied upon?

Why would (whoever it is) want to spy on mostly teenagers making cringe dance videos, joke-skit videos or “challenge” videos?

Doesn’t seem like there’s a ton of good substance to spy on via tik tok?

Can someone ELI5?

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pray4peace4 9 points ago +10 / -1

China uses an approach to spying that has turned out to be superior. They collect vast amounts of data from everyone they can, then later on scan it for useful information. Those dancing teenagers today will be tomorrow's engineers, soldiers, & college professors who can be bribed to give them valuable information. China is raping the American university research programs this very way, enlisting professors & getting them to share their research through back channels. The DOJ & FBI are both involved in looking for colleges that share research with China & they're prosecuting them because there's laws against that. Harvard and Yale have both been found to be doing this. It's a massive problem. China is also striking deals with elementary & high schools, not to steal research, but to get them to use carefully designed curricula that's really propaganda in order to make children see China in a positive light with the hope that when they're adults, they'll be easy to enlist as internal spies wherever they end up working.

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MouthAgapeForBLMJizz 5 points ago +5 / -0

Damn okay. Great explanation.

Thank you for taking the time to reply. Appreciate it.

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Seadgs 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's hard to get sources to answer your question properly as all information surrounding this has been flooded by propaganda designed to make this appear to be all about US and Chinese rivalry.

It's not, all kinds of security flaws have been found in the app this year to include a built in ftp service that would allow anyone with access to clandestinely upload/download anything to the device. As far as cybersecurity goes, that's about as malicious as it gets.

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richgoose 1 point ago +1 / -0

yet the gatekeepers (google and apple) allowed it into their app store / play store worldwide?

so many more questions would follow

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hex7bb 2 points ago +3 / -1

Google and Apple being owned by China is a much bigger risk IMO.

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TheImpossible1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Every company from Amazon to Microsoft shuts down.

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Monkey_Scrotum_Fever 22 points ago +23 / -1

fuck hannity

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pmurTJdlanoD 1 point ago +1 / -0

GEOTUS likes him and they’re friends. He’s annoying as shit but something about him must be alright.

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SatanicSoros 1 point ago +2 / -1

Hannity is a clown. Dude has been hyping up indictments & arrests for two decades. Pepperidge farm remembers

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MythArcana 58 points ago +58 / -0

I guess all the naked girls will have to go to PornHub.

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BananaWizard 29 points ago +30 / -1

Awww whatttt no more 12 year olds twirking? Sheeeeeeet

leftist

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TheImpossible1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Still got Netflix.

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wavearsenal333 12 points ago +12 / -0

Most leftists are already there.. Big George, Moldylocks..

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Lswede 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's always Onlyfans

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MythArcana 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, but that requires money.

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BitcoinTrump 39 points ago +40 / -1

God his voice is so annoying

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 37 points ago +37 / -0

But did you know he trains MMA 6 days a week??? Sleepy creepy Joe 30330

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Mrsattorney 26 points ago +26 / -0

Yes. That's how he knows the knee on George Floyd's neck was murder, even though the medical examiner concluded otherwise.

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RyanT282 16 points ago +16 / -0

"Dirty Russian dossier...FISA warrant...y'know...pretty unbelievable...y'know...they're literally taking the Constitution, and they're literally getting a bulldozer and literally running over it...unbelievable."

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pmurTJdlanoD 2 points ago +2 / -0

B U L K O F I N F O R M A T I O N

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 7 points ago +7 / -0

Did you also know he worked construction and his mom was a prison guard?

The whistleblower non whistleblower whistleblower

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RyanT282 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Literally all my family works in law enforcement. Y'know, FBI, local police, prison guards, state troopers. So I know everything about that line of work."

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 2 points ago +5 / -3

"I dug trenches, I worked with my hands. Nobody loves our workers like I do."

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plastic_Strawman 5 points ago +5 / -0

Did you know it's an eclectic blend of martial arts?

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bubadmt 10 points ago +10 / -0

Let me stop you right there, I back our men and women in law enforcement and train MMA.

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thehacker4channel 3 points ago +3 / -0

Buy Liberty Safes right freaking NOOOOOW!!!

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slrpnls 6 points ago +6 / -0

There's a guy at my work who is a political junkie and is a Democrat (though hides a bit of his TDS.) He will admit that Limbaugh is a fantastic broadcaster and a political master but despises Hannity.

Hannity is just a rabid dog repeating the same shit over and over again for years. Beck is just a retarded Mammon worshiper.

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The_Almighty_Kek 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hannity makes me cringe. Just the way he says things gets to me. I just get the impression that he's a phony. He seems like the quintessential "corporate" entertainer. I feel like he pretty much says whatever he thinks his fan base wants to hear, and therefore has to say it all the time ("right, fellow DEPLORABLES?").

As far as I'm concerned, Hannity takes a back seat whenever I can listen to Tucker Carlson, Alex Jones, David Knight, Owen Shroyer, Scott Adams, Rush, or Styx.

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pmurTJdlanoD 1 point ago +1 / -0

And Larry Elder and Jessie Lee Peterson

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slrpnls 1 point ago +2 / -1

I suspect he is a phony as well. Why else would a "New Yohrckeh" push so much country music except to pander to his audience. I feel like he's controlled opposition who has been riding Rush's coattails for decades.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 2 points ago +5 / -3

Limbaugh > Tucker > Bongino >>> Beck >>>>>>>> Hannity

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Ebbie8708 5 points ago +5 / -0

How dare you leave out the Great Lou Dobbs and Mark “oh fuck off with that” Levin!

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA -1 points ago +2 / -3

Eh, I have my own issues with Levin. 1) His voice and 2) <censored>.

Never really listened to Lou Dobbs although I have heard he's good. I don't have cable so I'm mostly podcasts and my local radio.

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Ebbie8708 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lou Dobbs is probably Trump’s biggest supporter on TV. Its also great when he has members of the administration and he doesn’t put up their political mumbo jumbo words to avoid answering his questions.

https://youtu.be/_LQHa-iVOVk

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FergieJR 1 point ago +1 / -0

Am I having a Mandela effect? I swear to God it's Lumbaugh.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA -2 points ago +1 / -3

Lol nah man. Bearenetein though, for sure.

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Segfault 0 points ago +1 / -1

Wilkow!

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slrpnls 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hated that asshole when he was on the local Albany station and he's still cancerous the last time I listened to him.

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Redditiscucked2 4 points ago +5 / -1

The most annoying voice is Crowder's. Sounds like a big loud femme gay.

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BitcoinTrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

When he's funny I don't notice it but when he extends a joke for too long or talks over townhalls I want to kill myself.

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FergieJR 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah my wife finds him funny but can't stand his voice....but then she follows Ben Shapiro so.... What the fuck does she know lol

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thehacker4channel 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ben Shapiro has a pretty good voice considering what Woody Allen sounds like.

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Redditiscucked2 1 point ago +1 / -0

ikr, shapiro's voice is extremely grating too, wtf is wrong with these dudes? Oh and Jordan Peterson's voice too... and Tucker.... what's up with that????

The only normal voice is PJW.

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DobyCrotchtangle 27 points ago +28 / -1

picture checks out

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AlphaNathan 7 points ago +7 / -0

LOCK HER UP

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10gauge 23 points ago +24 / -1

"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!" - Commies all over America

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porkrice 21 points ago +21 / -0

Tick tock.. any day now! He’s annoying but I really prefer his radio show. I feel like his heart is in the right place but I bet his corporate leash holders control his narrative a lot. It was bs when they made him quit talking about Seth Rich.

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SatanicSoros 0 points ago +1 / -1

The problem is Hannity has been hyping up indictments & arrests for years but has never delivered.

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porkrice 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah I see people on Twitter hyping it up too. George Papadopoulos, I’m looking at you! He always tweets that something is coming. And people retweet it like crazy. It gives us false hope

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kag-2020- 4 points ago +4 / -0

To be fair, they haven't been happy a single day since the Orange Man Bad was elected.

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lurkwellmyfriends 10 points ago +11 / -1

The amount of folks missing this joke is disturbing.

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ignorant_slob 4 points ago +4 / -0

Paid operative detector.

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el-y0y0s 10 points ago +10 / -0

Did Hannity have a Libertarian brain fart over this?

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Meme_war_ii_vet 16 points ago +16 / -0

No it's a joke because hannity loves saying tick tock

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techied 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep. Ever wonder how Zoom came out of nowhere after all this pandemic stuff? Ever wonder how nobody uses the numerous, better alternatives for some reason? (WebEx, Teams, Google Meet, Skype)

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techied 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's disgusting how it's forced on kids in education too. Basically every school is using it, and students are forced to give their face data to our Chicom overlords, or fail the class.

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TheImpossible1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Didn't most people switch to MS Teams after hearing that?

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fluffykitten 5 points ago +5 / -0

hit or miss?

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bidens_dementia 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did they honestly think Trump was joking?

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FireannDireach 4 points ago +4 / -0

Saw this coming with the hilariously inept Oracle deal.

Good riddance, China. China is asshoe!

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BrainwashedbyTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Anyone see TikToks new disturbing commercial showing a lady kissing a baby on the lips? That crap is gross. Get That crap the hell outa here.

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chez_blunts 4 points ago +4 / -0

Isn't this kind of a double edged sword? Isn't there a very large presence of Trump supporters who use TikTok to spread pro Trump memes?

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BeanieGuac 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump supporters will not abandon Trump for it. But I think this will cost Trump a lot of young people votes.

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TheImpossible1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who wouldn't have voted for him anyway.

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zooty 0 points ago +1 / -1

The ones who weren't going to vote for him anyway or the ones who weren't going to vote at all?

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4more 3 points ago +3 / -0

So Hannity isn’t going to get paid anymore?

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Heavens2MAGAtroid 2 points ago +2 / -0

You are right I see great based content all the time.

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SnipedYou 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kids should be striving to be engineers, not influencers. I will knock China for not giving a shit about human rights, but they have inspired their youth to build a sci fi like future. We used to have that’s, how do we get it back?

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LtPatterson 3 points ago +3 / -0

FUCK CHINA

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chez_blunts 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why can't an American (hopefully a Trump supporter) just copy the technology and make their own version of Tiktok?

It is somewhat unfortunate it has to be banned because it does have a very large presence of Trump supporters posting pro Trump videos, and as far as I know they weren't censored (ironically) for being Trump supporters. I do understand why it's being banned though. If only a Trump supporter could actually make a social media app that would appeal to the general population...

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Womp_womp 3 points ago +3 / -0

KEK.

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C00gsHouse281 2 points ago +2 / -0

Social media addicted and virtue signaling nurses BTFO

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Captain-D 2 points ago +2 / -0

The commercial they play 300 times an hour on TV alone is enough to ban them from the United States.

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cbonez416 2 points ago +2 / -0

We all understand this is more about how china sneaks into America through its board of directors on the panel of these companies!! China wasn't giving up control or removing its chairman(communist leader) off the board. Which means it would just be another arm of china to import comminism into america and its kids.

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Nationalist2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

i'm fully on board but this is like rearranging chairs on the titanic. the big fish - google, twitter, facebook and big tech need to be reigned in asap

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MAGA_Skull 2 points ago +2 / -0

they fucked around and found out.

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FullAutoFlintlock 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol. fuck fox

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polish_snausage 1 point ago +1 / -0

I put back everything I pick up while shopping if it’s from Chyna... and I fill out every survey I get telling them I’m not buying stuff from there. There are other countries that can manufacture things without using slaves.

Eventually I will tire of putting EVERYTHING back - I will just just stop shopping there

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Luvfeefee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stopping degeneracy thank you

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BlondeBombshell88 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought Oracle just bought them... doesn’t that mean they’re American owned now and can stay in the US?

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The_New_Pope 1 point ago +1 / -0

The terms were rejected, Walmart is now bidding on tiktok.

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Purple_Drank 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do WeChat next....

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IncredibleMrE1 2 points ago +2 / -0

TikTok and WeChat are both being banned.

But you missed the joke.

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Purple_Drank 1 point ago +1 / -0

dang... I totally did. please explain

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IncredibleMrE1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sean Hannity is the biggest "TICK TOCK TrUsT tHE pLaN iNDiCtmEnTs AnY dAy" moron in the nation

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Purple_Drank 1 point ago +1 / -0

ah, ok! thank you for the explanation. I have actually stopped watching Sean Hannity. I like Tucker, but that is about it for me as far as fox is concerned

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BeanieGuac 0 points ago +1 / -1

WeChat is not banned. WeChat pay is banned. This is a huge mistake right before the election to alienate Asian and young people. This ban will cost Trump a lot of votes.

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Wupta 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now we have to shutdown HIK security systems. These cameras are on all the time with back door access the have live surveillance in us all over where they’re installed. Sadly this is what I’ve got at home so I’m going to change this.

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Trumper007 1 point ago +1 / -0

Congratulations you won the comment of the decade

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AllAmericanAdonis 1 point ago +2 / -1

#BanTheBugs

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technoraptor 0 points ago +1 / -1

Ok 4chan

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minotaurbeach 1 point ago +1 / -0

It-reinforces the communist brainwashing.

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Bedminster 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL!! Great pic of the master...

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MI_MAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thots, Instawhores, and nurses with too much free time are literally shaking right now.

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PartandParcel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds good to me.

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Kekistanirefugee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Twelve year olds in shambles

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