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Shalomtoyou 5 points ago +6 / -1

Gonna tell a joke that I'm updating.

Old Jewish woman goes to her Rabbi. Says she has two requests to her will she wants him to make sure take place.

First, she wants to be cremated.

"You can't do that!" says the Rabbi. "It's against Jewish law!" They argue, but she is determined and he finally gives in.

"Fine, cremation," he says. "What's your second request?"

"Scatter my ashes on top of Target."

"Target? Why?"

"So my daughters will visit me at least twice a week."

(When I was a kid, it was Bloomingdales...)