6791 Do you remember the outpouring of support from Leftists when Scalia died? I don’t either. SENATE NEEDS TO CONFIRM NEW JUSTICE. (media.patriots.win) posted 209 days ago by SonomaGA 209 days ago by SonomaGA +6791 / -0 447 comments share 447 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (447) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 5 ▼ – Shalomtoyou 5 points 209 days ago +6 / -1 Gonna tell a joke that I'm updating. Old Jewish woman goes to her Rabbi. Says she has two requests to her will she wants him to make sure take place. First, she wants to be cremated. "You can't do that!" says the Rabbi. "It's against Jewish law!" They argue, but she is determined and he finally gives in. "Fine, cremation," he says. "What's your second request?" "Scatter my ashes on top of Target." "Target? Why?" "So my daughters will visit me at least twice a week." (When I was a kid, it was Bloomingdales...) permalink save report block reply
Gonna tell a joke that I'm updating.
Old Jewish woman goes to her Rabbi. Says she has two requests to her will she wants him to make sure take place.
First, she wants to be cremated.
"You can't do that!" says the Rabbi. "It's against Jewish law!" They argue, but she is determined and he finally gives in.
"Fine, cremation," he says. "What's your second request?"
"Scatter my ashes on top of Target."
"Target? Why?"
"So my daughters will visit me at least twice a week."
(When I was a kid, it was Bloomingdales...)