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Shwoogin 75 points ago +75 / -0

Too damn funny. I love you bastards.

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CovefefeREEEE 29 points ago +29 / -0

Chuck and Nancy are having a melt down tonight!

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ralphw 14 points ago +14 / -0

you mean Crazy Nancy and Head Clown chuck?

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skumario 6 points ago +6 / -0

Child's Play starring Chucky.

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MagicBeans 11 points ago +11 / -0

This is in the running for meme of the year, absolutely hilarious and genius!

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Ebbie8708 24 points ago +24 / -0

Think of the babies that were crying as they were being sucked out.

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ZacPetkanas 19 points ago +19 / -0

She's been brain dead for months, they just couldn't keep the body ticking over any more. The corpse is more cancer than functional cells

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skumario 12 points ago +12 / -0

Who knows - she could have been gone many months. They simply delayed her replacement nomination.

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Donarudo_Taranpu 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think it was last year when I became convinced she'd already died and there was a body double playing Notorious RBG. It was just time for Act III, the death of RBG, and so close to the election too!

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horsefacestorm 5 points ago +5 / -0

The day Faux news announced she was dead is when I'm thinking.

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Matrix_Exodus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Had to run down the clock

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barefootozark 14 points ago +14 / -0

Think of all her staffers that have been writing her opinions, suddenly unable to write a single word.

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barefootozark 4 points ago +4 / -0

...complete with goofy signature. Nah, never happen.

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DrWeeGee 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fast-tracked straight to hell

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Ebbie8708 6 points ago +6 / -0

Eh. Been told I’m going to hell since I was a kid. I will deal. 🙂

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Donarudo_Taranpu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ruthlessly so?

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doug2 32 points ago +32 / -0

Dont know what this is, but this is one of the most significant political developments in modern history.

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Ebbie8708 21 points ago +21 / -0

Some dude on YouTube shit in allegedly Nancy Pelosi’s driveway. This is alleged proof of it.

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pmurTJdlanoD 24 points ago +24 / -0

Most significant political event in modern history confirmed.

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GodEmperorUSA 13 points ago +13 / -0

The shit heard around the world.

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sunnyingreenfield 8 points ago +8 / -0

lol "what the fuck did I just do? (crazy laughing)"

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Picador_20 2 points ago +2 / -0

The picture is the most politically significant bowel movement since Herbert Hoover spitefully shat in FDR's top hat on Inauguration Day, 1933.

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DrWeeGee 28 points ago +29 / -1

THERE'S A TURTLE HEAD POKING OUT

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Tartarian-King 10 points ago +10 / -0

Get in my bellaye!

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SAW2TH 21 points ago +21 / -0

Pelosi and Schumer must be fucking losing their minds right now.

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GoldenPotatoRequiem 14 points ago +14 / -0

Pelosi: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK GET ME MORE VODKA

Schumer: You just drank 5 FUCKING BOTTLES HOW ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE RIGHT NOW

Pelosi: I SAID GET ME MORE VODKA NOW

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Donarudo_Taranpu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unless they knew this was coming for motnhs and months. Jeez, Barrack Hussein 0 already had his statement ready, and RBG left a list of demands including that she be replaced by the next president.

You Think 0bama stays up late on a Friday and writes deep meaningful words in a written statement for the press?

Dis a stunt.

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SAW2TH 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s all a stunt.

She probably died a month ago.

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captn_crunch 17 points ago +17 / -0

This is a wonderful shitpost.

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sunnyingreenfield 15 points ago +15 / -0

I think this is the most savage meme of this election cycle so far

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pmurTJdlanoD 11 points ago +11 / -0

There are so many layers and the face is perfect

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ImReallyRich 15 points ago +15 / -0

These memes are really RUTHless

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turdinthepunch 14 points ago +14 / -0

Trump should nominate tonight.

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V-FOR-VICTOR 11 points ago +11 / -0

The salt would be nuclear

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ImReallyRich 7 points ago +7 / -0

We need him in the senate to confirm the pick lol

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BallsackPaneer 10 points ago +10 / -0

Shitting a train, high on cocaine. Crazy Nancy drunk inside with her Sub-Z's

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wapsi109283 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cocaine Mitch with The Smokestack Lightning.

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BlinkinSun 9 points ago +9 / -0

I just woke up from a nap to this news, read Mitch’s statement and then saw this and actually laughed out loud.

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MythArcana 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lettuce rejoice! 🐢💩💨

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luckyfunk13 8 points ago +8 / -0

Trump should complain that RBG doesn't get as many funerals as George Kriby.

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Choppermagic 6 points ago +6 / -0

CNN - "Is this doctored"

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minotaurbeach 6 points ago +6 / -0

You WIN The Internet Today!

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NeverCommunism 5 points ago +5 / -0

Coke turtle let’s fucking rock!!!!

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V-FOR-VICTOR 5 points ago +5 / -0

Do we have the votes though?

That rat Mitt Romney will obviously vote NO

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realPhantomFuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lobbyists in the Swamp are scrambling to see which RINO they can pay off to hopefully sway a vote

We have VP in our back pocket though

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CarpenterRichard 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lololol 😂😂😂

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bfett81 4 points ago +4 / -0

top kek

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pizzzzaaaa 4 points ago +4 / -0

Holy fuck that is funny

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Lunarman55 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey chuck and nancy!! FUCK YOU!!!!

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BowelSharpton 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kind of makes me rethink my love for chocolate turtle candies; also ends the "rice, corn or peanuts" argument.

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CovfefeVideo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nancy, your blow-out is here.

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PurpleArmy_18 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lmfaoo

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dindunufin2 3 points ago +3 / -0

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE______________

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Refugee 3 points ago +3 / -0

Perfect lmao

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eviantears 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love this place

SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS Dems

...& I just had beans in my tacos

💩💨

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wasslainbylag 3 points ago +3 / -0

oh god lol

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MagaHippie88 3 points ago +3 / -0

That Shit eating grin tho...... <3 MAGA2020

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FloridaManOfCourse 2 points ago +2 / -0

I seriously love you guys!

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Quesadilla 2 points ago +2 / -0

Man these friday night memes here are wild. I have never laughed so much on this site!!

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10gauge 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pelosi just aborted her brain to show solidarity with murdered babies.

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Truglow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just got back on here after losing power and internet access for almost a week due to hurricane Sally and this is one of the first things that pops up? Damn I missed you guys(girls).

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Redpill-notCommieRed 2 points ago +2 / -0

Steal some of her ice cream too

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saltymethods 2 points ago +2 / -0

OMG!!! I'm so fucking LOL'ing right now. This "shit" doesn't get much funnier.

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Donarudo_Taranpu 2 points ago +2 / -0

So fucking timely.

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realPhantomFuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

Keep stacking the Courts, Cocaine Mitch!

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Brethern123 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice format

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six5_SMK 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is top quality right here.

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AdamBomb 2 points ago +2 / -0

You could say the turtle head is coming out of it's shell right now...

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2KEK_Chigurh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love this

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Pepe2016_ivotedfTD 2 points ago +2 / -0

Turtle shit is the hardest shit to get rid of.

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mass55th 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make it a big one Mitch!!

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FireannDireach 2 points ago +2 / -0

The smile is what sells it.

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RlzJohnnyM 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol

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