4754
Comments (272)
sorted by:
340
Captain_MAGA 340 points ago +343 / -3

Press F for all the pedes stuck in the other timeline

116
Sumarongi 116 points ago +118 / -2

F

18
slowmotiontrainwreck 18 points ago +19 / -1

Help Wanted!!

Desperately Seeking Sexual-Abuse Accuser, Male or Female, To Make Up Wild Accusations Ahead of an Upcoming Nomination Fight. Compensation to be routed via Book Publisher, Lawyer, Netflix, or Something. We'll work it out.

-DNC

-24
deleted -24 points ago +1 / -25
11
DJTJ2024 11 points ago +11 / -0

Do NOT click on this link! This new account has been spamming us all morning. DEPORT!!!

4
bucky_the_wonder_pig 4 points ago +4 / -0

F

When you think about it, she would have perhaps gotten 4 picks. It’s likely RGB would have retired early (rather than hanging in by her fingernails until death) along with a Breyer retirement before 2020.

80
deleted 80 points ago +82 / -2
13
doug2 13 points ago +13 / -0

There's a blast from the past lol

8
StraightWhiteCisMale 8 points ago +8 / -0

Wasn’t it actually a 2nd American civil war?

11
MisterKag 11 points ago +11 / -0

It was both.

He was from Florida.

Trump was probably the leader there after the wars.

1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
51
deleted 51 points ago +54 / -3
14
RonPaulWasRight 14 points ago +16 / -2

lolwut

35
deleted 35 points ago +35 / -0
18
deleted 18 points ago +18 / -0
17
terrichris 17 points ago +17 / -0

Hillary would have signed legislation for abortion of white boys up to 16 years old.

11
streakybacon 11 points ago +11 / -0

Has precedent. See Herod.

2
splink 2 points ago +2 / -0

Having read Josephus, there were times I had to wonder if the Herods were some kind of role-model the Clintons were striving for.

9
deleted 9 points ago +9 / -0
50
deleted 50 points ago +50 / -0
38
deadlyblackcentipede 38 points ago +39 / -1

And gotten us into a proxy war with Russia via Syria.

23
HypnoToad00 23 points ago +23 / -0

Dont forget the Las Vegas mass shooting event, these events are planned out well in advance. Just like Covid, this was planned out with a mercenary sleeper cell group well before the 2016 election for Hillarys gun grab or presidental order with supreme court ending 2nd. The Vegas shooting was set to be in Tandem with Covid. To diminish Americans ability to defend them selves from mass Covid contact tracing of political enemies to be sent to quarantine death camps.

18
deleted 18 points ago +18 / -0
14
deleted 14 points ago +14 / -0
7
GorillaWarfare 7 points ago +7 / -0

No vermin may enter that land That is protected by Polish hand Unless you are forty to one Your force will soon be undone

1
splink 1 point ago +1 / -0

God bless the Poles!

5
Chrismont 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hey now. Lots of reasons to hate on Cersi Lanister. But to equate her with Hillary is just low. Cersi would be much better.

5
deleted 5 points ago +5 / -0
4
Isolated_Patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Correct on all counts.

Lets not forget the Obama economy would have been on a continued decline, we would have TPP in place and be solely funding the Climate Accords, and likely would have signed over US sovereignty to the EU like everybody else did last year, and THEN Covid would have completely collapsed our economy in less than two months time leaving virtually no private businesses afloat since Dems wanted to give states cash to hand out to people as they saw fit, and fought against subsidizing businesses.

And there would be no MAGA movement, most of us would still think we were totally outnumbered by the degenerates and feel a lot like Canadian Patriots currently feel. While most of the ones who came from the democrat plantation would still be there without a viable alternative, as the Romney type RINOS would have solid control of the GOP.

The USA would truly have fallen by this point without Trump.

6
Jmricht 6 points ago +6 / -0

Omg. First they want my blood, now they want a poop sample. I’m a Biologist. This is insane. Sign me up. What knowledge do you need? [edit] some people must have signed up for some weird stuff. I’m not on board.

5
streakybacon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Vegas was ISIS.

5
GorillaWarfare 5 points ago +5 / -0

Vegas was CIA.

4
deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
3
KooKooSint 3 points ago +3 / -0

I remember hearing it was an assassination attempt on a Saudi Prince

5
Darknlovely 5 points ago +5 / -0

Charlottesville was also planned. Installed commies acting as white supremacist and commies as leftists. The plan was for even more death and gun grabbers.

3
Jmricht 3 points ago +3 / -0

You are on to something.

14
DoYouBelieveInMAGA 14 points ago +14 / -0

Don't forget the Paris Redistribution of Wealth Accord. Even people here don't realize just how bad that was. It was basically America subsidize a bunch of shitholes for no particular reason. It was really bad.

4
Druid_Con 4 points ago +4 / -0

We also blocked TEE PEE PEE the horrible agreement

1
MOLOCH_Hunter 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Paris Accord claimed China and India were developing countries and that the USA should financially support them. Huh???? It made no sense so of course the Dems wanted to force it through.

1
DoYouBelieveInMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, that was back on the Reddit days and I had a leftist all smug with me and say "you DO know China is a developing country, right!?!". I dug into it and the only reason is because of their population density. So that means we need to subsidize their development. Fucking insanity.

If you're interested, the Contra Krugman podcast had an episode where they dug into the ridiculousness of the Paris Redistribution of Wealth Accord. Not even joking, one country had to agree that they would "lower carbon emissions after reaching their peak". That's it. Didn't specify the peak. That's the definition of peak. It's not a peak unless emissions go down. So they could go up forever. That whole scam is globalist bullshit and it proves it's not a conspiracy theory that they want to leech off America.

6
deleted 6 points ago +6 / -0
2
deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
5
streakybacon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Every country would also have severe hate speech laws.

13
Kek_Johnson 13 points ago +13 / -0

That timeline is the worst sci-fi movie ever. Glad to be right here, right now.

1
clueless_expert 1 point ago +1 / -0

MST3K-worthy!

1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
96
DairyBoy 96 points ago +100 / -4

Your post is probably gonna give me a nightmare, thanks a lot

39
PyroSphere 39 points ago +40 / -1

You just need to learn to wipe your memory. You know, with a cloth.

24
deleted 24 points ago +24 / -0
11
Magafactured 11 points ago +11 / -0

Some may wonder, “Is she more hideous? ...or more evil?“

The answer, of course, is “Yes.”

5
thunderpussy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh, at this point, what difference does it make? /s :)

1
splink 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just put some hot sauce on it.

7
deleted 7 points ago +7 / -0
5
thunderpussy 5 points ago +5 / -0

His transition has been rocky. Those hormones are hell, apparently.

1
deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
5
zabbers 5 points ago +5 / -0

Instructions unclear. I'm now rubbing Joe Biden's hairy legs.

2
splink 2 points ago +2 / -0

With Hillary's face?

74
Botz15_1776 74 points ago +75 / -1

Trump has saved mankind, and I literally mean that

34
Sumarongi 34 points ago +34 / -0

Jobs not done yet

17
deleted 17 points ago +17 / -0
14
GodSaveTheWest 14 points ago +14 / -0

Might have, sparking an ideological shift across the western world.

The pessimist in me says, hes just bought us more time.

64
jasper_db1 64 points ago +65 / -1

She would have gotten 5 right out of the gate.

14
deleted 14 points ago +15 / -1
2
salvecitizen 2 points ago +2 / -0

The China flu would have been perfect cover for her.

50
WildSauce 50 points ago +50 / -0

I think about this a lot. Imagine if Scalia had been replaced with a 40 year old RBG clone. 2016 was such a massive fulcrum in the timeline, and I feel that 2020 is just as big. Everybody get out and vote.

20
JosephBlough 20 points ago +20 / -0

That fact is why I NEVER criticize Mitch McConnell no matter what he does.

47
EllipticCurveBall 47 points ago +49 / -2

This chills me to the core.

45
Business-Socks 45 points ago +46 / -1

I mean, that WAS the plan

She was supposed to be stacking the court

That's why I can't understand why Dems are so pissed

Their argument basically amounts to "hey no fair, we were supposed to destroy you this way, not us! Waaaaaa"

11
Magafactured 11 points ago +11 / -0

“Rules for thee...,“ bigot.

40
deleted 40 points ago +40 / -0
21
deleted 21 points ago +21 / -0
34
Ohiovotesred 34 points ago +35 / -1

The dark timeline. I wonder what dark timeline me is like?

31
Unhappymeal 31 points ago +31 / -0

Probably dead like the rest of us fellow pede :(

10
JosephBlough 10 points ago +10 / -0

I hope we went down fighting.

6
DoYouBelieveInMAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sad to say, but they Clockwork Orange'd him and he's now woke af

9
thunderpussy 9 points ago +9 / -0

If it is the one where she is President, you are fucked, and begging to die.

4
SisyphusRockAndRoll 4 points ago +4 / -0

Like that one episode of TNG where they get a communication from alternate Ryker screaming help us with the Borg over running their sector.

3
Android17 3 points ago +3 / -0

forced conversion to trans or death

24
deleted 24 points ago +25 / -1
22
my_pw_is_password 22 points ago +22 / -0

The Democrats really don't have much of clue in terms of who they are nominating. Nominating Hilary was a mistake. Nomination Biden is potentially an even bigger mistake.

The problem is that party is still completely dominated by the Swampy Globalists (just like the Republicans were prior to Trump), that they pull this kind of crap and think it will work.

WE THE PEOPLE

21
Afeazo 21 points ago +21 / -0

We seriously did not know the bullet we were about to dodge.

16
Magafactured 16 points ago +16 / -0

I remain gobsmacked by how much of that evil shit was actually real.

4
thunderpussy 4 points ago +4 / -0

I had a damn good idea. That's why I voted for President Trump with extreme prejudice.

21
RuthBGinsburgsTumor 21 points ago +21 / -0

To be fair, I don't think I'd have been working this hard under her presidency.

7
faplesspotato 7 points ago +7 / -0

Username checks out

19
CovefefeREEEE 19 points ago +19 / -0

Pure evil.

17
kekNation 17 points ago +17 / -0
  1. ERIC HOLDER.

  2. KAMALA HARRIS

it would have been a disaster

7
GodSaveTheWest 7 points ago +7 / -0

Loretta lynch was lined up to replace ginsburg.

16
deleted 16 points ago +16 / -0
18
Picador_20 18 points ago +18 / -0

It wouldn't have been Merrick Garland. It would have been Barack Obama - that's why Obama was content to let Garland slip away.

Loretta "Tarmac Meeting " Lynch would have been the number two pick.

10
vacu 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm not sure about Obama.

He doesn't want to have to do work. He doesn't want to have show up to court and listen to arguments.

He wants to chill on an island eating hot dogs.

I don't think he'd take the job.

2
shockfactor 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hear he's more into the pasta with walnut sauce.

3
myswedishfriend 3 points ago +3 / -0

The only problem with this is it assumes the Democrats would stop at 9 justices if they were in power. They are salivating at the chance to add as meany seats as it takes to stack the court forever.

15
KekistanPM 15 points ago +15 / -0

I genuinely wonder if the China virus would have been let loose. And if it were, how Hillary's administration would respond.

20
powershellder 20 points ago +20 / -0

They would have ignored it, just like Obama did with swine flu.

But we wouldn’t need to worry about it anyway because we’d be at war with Syria right now.

8
deleted 8 points ago +9 / -1
5
DoYouLikeFishsticks 5 points ago +5 / -0

The media would either encourage us to makeout with covid positive people so we could experience the virus. Or it would be slightly mentioned and ignored. We wouldn’t be wearing masks and nothing would be shut down though

1
DoYouBelieveInMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ignored imo

10
PineAppleMan247 10 points ago +10 / -0

COUGHING FITS PANTS OF SHIT

10
AmericanJawa 10 points ago +10 / -0

Imagine all those RINOs who thought it would be better for the country and the Republican party if Hillary beat Trump...

4
CrimsonarchonX 4 points ago +4 / -0

Little Benji and the cucks at National Review can never be forgiven.

2
deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
3
DoYouBelieveInMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

absolutely a joke

8
elmerecido 8 points ago +8 / -0

We didn't just dodge a bullet my friends, NO, we dodged an extinction-level asteroid.

8
hereticpatriot 8 points ago +8 / -0

The hellscape they have in store for us would be much further along. We’d be involved in another overseas boondoggle war. 2nd amendment would be toast, so we’d probably be engaged in civil war too. Pretty much what we have staring us smack in the face right now, except now we have the Presidency and at least a push in the courts (unless Mitch pulls a miracle). We can all see what dubious plans they have and the only thing that can stop them is a landslide Trump victory, because other than that, buckle up frends.

3
deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
4
hereticpatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Syria was their plan to kick off the big ugly.

2
deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
1
DoYouBelieveInMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Putin knew/knows all about what they were doing in Ukraine with George Soros.

2
thunderpussy 2 points ago +2 / -0

*Shivers.....at ................the...............thought..........:)

1
non-entity 1 point ago +2 / -1

Lol.. mitch would not do shit. If you do not think mitch loves licking chinas asshoe then you need to read up on mitch

1
hereticpatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mitch’s life goal is to take over the Supreme Court. Watch him move mountains.

-1
deleted -1 points ago +3 / -4
7
MortyArk 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just think how absolutely fuming she must be, they had everything lined up nicely. She would have been the most powerful and corrupt president in history, and DJT stuck his foot out and she fell flat on her face lol.

2
Jutts 2 points ago +2 / -0

Divine intervention. The Almighty definitely works in mysterious ways. Look at this RBG situation. She could have retired when Obummer was still president but chose not to. Now we have three scoops.

7
deleted 7 points ago +7 / -0
2
DoYouBelieveInMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

A world where Gorsuch is the swing vote.

5
Man15 5 points ago +5 / -0

God looked out for all of us. And I thank him every day.

5
BlueWaterDog 5 points ago +5 / -0

I can’t even imagine. It’s only by divine intervention that that was avoided. Thank God.

5
wapsi109283 5 points ago +5 / -0

Imagine running into this fucking sea hag! God damn this fucking puss seeping scab of axe wound is a dumpster fire.

5
fapoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

and this is why Donald Trump is one of the most important people in all of human history

4
nebu 4 points ago +4 / -0

We would have had more wars, and abortion mcdonalds.

4
JesusisKing 4 points ago +4 / -0

Would have been 4

4
ChelseaHubbell 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ww3 with Russia 2 years ago

4
Filo76 4 points ago +4 / -0

SCOTUS judges would’ve been the least of our worries.

4
deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
4
Notme 4 points ago +4 / -0

NSFW!

4
deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
3
lucifer_fit_deus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Benji’s America; never forget what that “ally” thought was the best choice in 2016.

3
Ocrazio-Cortez 3 points ago +3 / -0

Killary, with the support of Obama holdovers and RINOs like McCain, would have declared war with Russia. It's all they talked about. Doing so would have dragged us, the UK, into it while also fighting Russian allies like China and Iran.

Libya was a test run.

In 2014 there was talk of invading Syria and I had 3 cousins in the army then (2 now) and I told them that they would be sent there to die so refuse or leave. Thankfully the British Parliament had a moment of sanity and decided not to invade.

3
deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
2
ProdigalPlaneswalker 2 points ago +2 / -0

#WetWorks

3
pizzzzaaaa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nasty woman

3
Elric 3 points ago +3 / -0

We’d be executing kids in the street; we’d be one child policy. We’d be in hell.

3
thunderpussy 3 points ago +3 / -0

We would have rather have had the three witches from Macbeth, than three

harpies that Felonious Von Pansuit would have inflicted upon us.

We dodged a bullet.

3
deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
3
justicein2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thats why they killed scalia. Wanted to hand her 3.

So many pieces in play. They never thought to not run a cunt everyone hated.

3
SAW2TH 3 points ago +3 / -0

God has smote the evil, child killing democrats with perpetual frustration and loss.

You read it right, the Orange Man is a gift from God.

3
ClarenceBeeks 3 points ago +3 / -0

we'd be turned out in the streets with illegals squatting in our homes

1
DoYouBelieveInMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pay those reparations wyteboi

3
MakeLiberalsCryAgain 3 points ago +3 / -0

We dodged one HELL of a bullet! Praise KEK!

3
Axelham 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was having such a good day too....

3
pursuitoftruth1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

To be fair she would have had been able to replace Ruth at the start of her term.

3
auntjemima 3 points ago +3 / -0

Game OVER

3
NPC-05D0 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't think there would have been only 3. Hillary would have made it so that she could replace anyone she didn't like.

3
Joe_Hiden_69 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck thats ugly.

3
deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0