(A word of advice to the cat ladies and strong independent winos: it doesn't matter, you're either post-menopausal, or not getting laid anyway.)
(A word of advice to the young sluts: get married and cherish your children. You don't want to end up as a strong independent wino, do you? All the older women thought Mr. Right would magically appear and propose to THEM at age 29, too.)
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(A word of advice to the cat ladies and strong independent winos: it doesn't matter, you're either post-menopausal, or not getting laid anyway.)
(A word of advice to the young sluts: get married and cherish your children. You don't want to end up as a strong independent wino, do you? All the older women thought Mr. Right would magically appear and propose to THEM at age 29, too.)
Sage