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TownesVanCamp 37 points ago +37 / -0

Rewrite to 1st and 2nd. He wants a war. A war that will find him and his fellow fools dead, face down in the filth they have created.

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thunderpussy 18 points ago +18 / -0

They wouldn't last an afternoon in an actual hot war.

These are some of the most pampered pedestal princesses in history.

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TownesVanCamp 14 points ago +14 / -0

Consider, for comedies sake, what fifty, 30-40 year old former Marines with AR's could do in a city like Portland if the gloves came off.

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thunderpussy 13 points ago +13 / -0

Fish in a barrel would fare better.

I mean, that is just how deluded these idiots are. They have a break down if Netflix goes down for an hour.

And they want to defund the only people that would defend them. Brilliant.

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Rainman 10 points ago +10 / -0

Give me a squad of infantry and I shit you not Antifa would be over in mere minutes

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dindunufin2 4 points ago +4 / -0

they would run out of ammo.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 7 points ago +7 / -0

They would run out of targets.

Once the bodies start dropping and their otherkins head turns to pink mist in front of them they will scatter like the cockroaches they are!

Battlefields are not pretty folks.

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TownesVanCamp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Na, most of the commies would scatter and hide.rhose remaining would be liberated of American oppression.

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Ekiph 4 points ago +4 / -0

Here, I'll rewrite them.

1st Amendment

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

Change that to -

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances excluding speech that is pro communism or socialism.

2nd Amendment

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

Change that to -

The right to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

14th Amendment

Not gonna put the whole thing here cause it's long as fuck.

And shouldn't be changed. This person wants slavery back.

25th Amendment

Honestly no clue as to why this person wants this changed. They don't like that the Vice president becomes President after death? Maybe they want to be able to assassinate a president and force a new administration in?

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 3 points ago +3 / -0

He doesn't want slavery back. He wants black people to get even and enslave whites. Other whites, obviously, not him.

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RedHawk44 4 points ago +4 / -0

Reporting for Duty.

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thehacker4channel 17 points ago +17 / -0

“Trump is a threat to America’s institutions!”

...

“Let’s fuck up the legislative and judicial branches, and start gerrymandering entire territories!”

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Rainman 12 points ago +12 / -0

They want a totalitarian form of government right up until it stops aligning with their twisted ideology. Then they're going to be screaming for their rights and freedoms

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MrMxyzptlk 11 points ago +11 / -0

Sounds like a Eurotard larping.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well that pretty much has been the lefts goals for 50 years!

Rewrite the 1st, 2nd, 14th and 25th? Abolish the electoral college?

Fuckin delusional fascists!

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thunderpussy 7 points ago +7 / -0

You know, just invoke full authoritarian rule. Typical wet dream of the authoritarian left and their communist minions.

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JoePCool14 4 points ago +4 / -0

It bears repeating: At least they're being completely honest about it now.

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Dudemanfoo 6 points ago +6 / -0

FUCK that would push them over the edge.... know how many counties GA has?

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Lol_Garrus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Posts like this, showing that they just want to tear down the Constitution, make me more resolved to fight against their bullshit.

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aintgotnotimefothis 4 points ago +4 / -0

Great. Someone ask Biden where he stands on those issues at the debates

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Scooby721 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh that's all? No problem, we should be able to do that......Yeah right, get fucked commie faggot.

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DatNewbChemist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, because people truly care about the deep meditations and thoughts of u/topdoc02....

Nobody gives a shit about this loser's asinine proposals and even the majority of Democrats would call them retarded.

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 2 points ago +4 / -2

Link to this tweet and who wrote it?

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HuggableBear 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Democrats should just do it

Good luck with that when you only have one of the four branches you need to accomplish it.

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PB_Mack 1 point ago +1 / -0

So..central Virginia anyone?

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FluffiPuff 1 point ago +1 / -0

why even bother calling it America?

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Threesrwild 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wish in one hand and shit in the other. See which one fills up faster.

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CruzControl 1 point ago +1 / -0

ok we'll compromise by making 37 different states out of Wyoming.

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Scottdelia 1 point ago +1 / -0

This idiot doesn't understand that if they do this, we will split Texas and California up 6 times each.

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well we agree on Citizens United. I would say we should work with them to get it removed, but the moment we did that they wouldn't want to anymore.

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not_a_shill 1 point ago +2 / -1

So, erase the United States. Got it.