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veritatas 130 points ago +132 / -2

PLEASE MEME MAGIC MAKE IT SO

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 47 points ago +47 / -0

Dude even Meme Magic can't do EVERYTHING! 🤣

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Raindrops1984 32 points ago +33 / -1

Even Kek draws a line!

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fasterth 25 points ago +25 / -0

Kek does not want to end the universe

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 21 points ago +21 / -0

🤣🤣🤣

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S1000HD 14 points ago +14 / -0

No healthcare just supplements bro

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Wankerton 7 points ago +7 / -0

Even babies!

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Independenceforever 20 points ago +20 / -0

A pede can dream!!!

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RosettaStone 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can he walk into court to the Darth Vader theme?

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covfefe_energy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Terminator 2 theme.

Announcer: There's a war on for your mind. Ladies and gentlemen, mister Alex JONES!

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veritatas 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here's a ::hug:: for whoever downvoted this, sorry it's the best I can do since I have no idea wtf you did with your sense of humor XD

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rentfREEEE_since2016 85 points ago +86 / -1

I will eat.your.leftist.ass like CORN ON THE CAHB!!!!

🌽 🌽 🌽 😋

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fire_for_food 37 points ago +37 / -0

I'm ready!

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Parlangua 19 points ago +19 / -0

I'll do it!

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fickelbra 5 points ago +5 / -0

You think Christ would eat someone? He would never do that. I will.

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CovfefeVideo 74 points ago +74 / -0

We laugh, but AJ is far more rational & logical than RBG.

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dontCensorMeBro 21 points ago +21 / -0

INFO

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Super_degenerate 19 points ago +19 / -0

WARS

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iamjohnwick 14 points ago +14 / -0

DOT

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x-irradiance 11 points ago +11 / -0

WIN

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Dukearchus 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's would be fucking sick

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covfefe_energy 7 points ago +7 / -0

billclintonisarapist(dot)epstein

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TonyGucciano 4 points ago +4 / -0

100%

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Pompelulu 2 points ago +2 / -0

And benevolent

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CovfefeAnon 59 points ago +60 / -1

Best pick by far. Globalist goblins be afraid.

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CovfefeAnon 20 points ago +20 / -0

Yes

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oorahcreamedcorn 41 points ago +42 / -1

Then the frogs will stay straight!

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Hijinx81 35 points ago +35 / -0

Alex- “Joe, I’m a little socially retarded”

Joe-‘I don’t think you’re allowed to say that anymore

Alex- “EXACTLY!”

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Old_ex_Commie 32 points ago +32 / -0

Why, that looks like...

Yes, it is!

Alex Vader Jonesberg!

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jarvis 31 points ago +31 / -0

I don't agree with this.

He needs to be Speaker of the House.

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Meme_Too 15 points ago +15 / -0

More like Ranter of the House. Just kidding, I'm his biggest fan.

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WillyP702 0 points ago +4 / -4

Speaker of the House?? haha the last thing Jones needs is real power. Do you really want to see the Speaker of the House yelling for the first 10 minutes then crying for the next 20 minutes ? haha

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RosettaStone 8 points ago +8 / -0

AND THAT WOULD BE DIFFERENT FROM PELOSI... HOW???

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ArsonWelles00 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why yes, yes I do.

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HeelsUpHarris 24 points ago +24 / -0

I swear I would do anything to make this happen

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learntocode 11 points ago +11 / -0

Anything Mrs. Harris? Please don't.

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GCotN 17 points ago +17 / -0

Watch the lizards scrabble!

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MythArcana 17 points ago +17 / -0

Frogs require justice, too! 🐸👍

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Rvnyx 15 points ago +15 / -0

🐸🐸🐸 Green lives matter 🐸🐸🐸

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MythArcana 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wew! 🐸👍

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fj9041jg8nqheufhqiun 13 points ago +13 / -0

GayFrogs4Jones2025

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IAbsolutelyDare 15 points ago +15 / -0

DO IT.

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FedTalks 15 points ago +15 / -0

WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING

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SJRebels 13 points ago +13 / -0

I mean, Obama nominated Kagan.

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Dialectic 10 points ago +10 / -0

Look, I’m not saying it’s my favorite thing, but I’ll be honest... I’m not opposed to this lmao

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Visceroth 9 points ago +9 / -0

If RGB can hear arguments from her deathbed, AJ can hear them inside his armored justicemobile

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 8 points ago +8 / -0

Dissenting opinion delivered by bullhorn

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verminform 9 points ago +10 / -1

I lolled. Hehe

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HighPedeEnergy 9 points ago +9 / -0

He would indite all the pot bellied goblins

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Keep_on_winning_kag 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fucking do it.

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RobbDaStunna 8 points ago +9 / -1

The Honorable Alex “Judge” Jones

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Judgejude 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dear God! BRILLIANT! Can’t stop laughing. 😂😁😆

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GAGASays 7 points ago +7 / -0

He could. There are no requirements as far as degrees or qualifications.

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runonce 7 points ago +7 / -0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5EKuIus-oE
Mr. Jones, can you illuminate us on of the steps you might take to strengthen our reliance on the Constitution of the United States as the final authority on legal questions?

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BunnyPicnic 7 points ago +7 / -0

Alex Jones is this generations Mccarthy. Some of his views are wild, but damn it if he hasn't been correct a lot. Pretty scary actually.

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fullmagaswagger2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

Let's fucking go! Make it happen

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AmmoHoarder 7 points ago +7 / -0

Haha yes!!!

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webthing 7 points ago +7 / -0

I can only get so hard.

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Muttsbitetoo 6 points ago +6 / -0

AJ is the TD of TD.

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Rockonanon 6 points ago +6 / -0

1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN!

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RosettaStone 3 points ago +3 / -0

IF YOU TRY TO TAKE OUR FIREARMS!

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AGhost 6 points ago +6 / -0

KEK!

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FF_ForTrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Do it

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Trumppp0492 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol

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NotoriousCrux 6 points ago +6 / -0

He'll make the frogs straight!

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SauronWasFramed 6 points ago +6 / -0

One can only hope so.

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WillyP702 6 points ago +6 / -0

DUDE.....if there was only a 3% chance this was possible I WOULD BE ALL FOR IT!! hahaha The media would be like ... . Scotus Jones said today that reptiles are controlling world leaders and the Dems so he has a responsibility as SCOTUS to " Stop the Reptile commie bastards"

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Aoikaze2000 5 points ago +5 / -0

yes.. make the supreme court LOUD again.

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Bonededdy 5 points ago +5 / -0

1776 worldwide

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Justherefortherally 5 points ago +5 / -0

Imagine not putting in another fucking lawyer

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ModernKnight 5 points ago +5 / -0

We do not yet deserve this. God willing, in a few years, we will be worthy.

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Poryo332 5 points ago +5 / -0

A terrific choice!

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TonyGucciano 4 points ago +4 / -0

hahahaha. That would be hilarious

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Keiichi81 4 points ago +4 / -0

New Supreme Court ruling: Turning frogs gay now unconstitutional!

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VetforTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol. Why should it be a lawyer. They pY no attention to the law???