In October 2018, envelopes containing suspicious substances were received by the Pentagon, White House, and campaign offices for Texas Senator Tex Cruz.
Lyin' Tex Cruz.
Lol
(Yes, I'm still waiting to see if his redemption arc happens 🤪)
He put the mailmen in cages to defund the hacked ballots, so now he has to open Putin’s secret mail himself because Mueller is monitoring the hidden severs in Trump Tower - it’s foolproof!
Anonymous sources told The Atlantic that Drumph had grabbed the pussy and peed over the mailmen, so they resigned and now Drumph has to open all the letters himself.
Sources familiar with his thinking are warning that Drumpth is stacking the deck, threatening our future, turning us away from course, stealing childrens’ worst fears and several other metaphors too ambiguous and frightening to even mention.
Well, many of them are! I just got my Trump Signs in the mail and they were ripped open and the metal rods that hold them in place were gone. $10 shipping and they can't fucking get a well sealed package to a destination over 2-3 days time. Fuckwads!
Don't forget the Hawaiian shirt wearing white supremacists... even though no white supremacist would be caught dead wearing a shirt from a 'brown' culture. Whats next? White supremacists wearing Anime shirts? /smh
It's not about poisoning anyone. It's about the Left continuing to present themselves to the public in attack mode, even though they basically have zero ammunition at this point.
The gas line explosion in Oklahoma was 1/4 mile away from my home. Hearing the explosion took me right back to Iraq in 2004. Antifa is the absolute enemy of all free Americans.
Since this must've been mailed days ago, I wonder if it's really a fake warning because Wray is about to get fired? He's done the deep state a lot of favors in the FBI.
It kind of had to do with something I saw a few years back -- when they tried to convince us the DNC emails were hacked by Russia. John McAfee said that if it looked like it was Russia, it was definitely not Russia. I thought it was funny, but correct.
They genuinely think that Trump is a bumbling room temperature IQ idiot who can barely operate a toaster, and also simultaneously a megalomaniac genius who's been subverting their democracy for four years and doing the bidding of the Russians for four decades.
They simultaneously think that he ran as a joke and didn't really want the presidency, and that he wanted it so badly that he risked going to jail colluding with Russia to get it
It’s hilarious because that line of thinking is the #1 reason that they keep losing. None of them have the ability to reflect inward and realize that they are completely blowing this.
Well it’s a self fulfilling existence: they are Democrats because they are dumbasses and unable to reason, think logically, or consider other ideas without massive cognitive dissonance, so obviously everything they do or think is going to be stupid or crazy.
Not to mention all those billions he made by committing literally hundreds of crimes, although despite their best efforts, they can find no evidence of this, which makes him a criminal mastermind for sure.
This is the same thought process many in Europe had during the W administration: OOOOH, those Americans, so stupid! Waaaaaah OMG, evil genius American nefariousness, REEEEE!
At the time I was like: make up your minds shit birds, which one are we? It would be nice if you would settle on one (even better if you'd just stfu, but let's not hope for miracles). PS. yep, it was our magical leprechaun army that we keep at Area 51 that's making you fall for our perfidious schemes...be afraid, very afraid.
I think I hurt some feelings. I haven't used this one since, but it might have to be pulled out and dusted off.
theyre just completely insane. And violent as fuck too. Like ISIS violent. And theyre funded by soros who can and will arm them with assault weapons and unleash them on unsuspecting towns i imagine
The thing is, her death was reported well after the time you could have mailed a package to have it delivered today. It seems like maybe whoever sent it knew before everyone else. Or it was just a coincidence, I'm sure this shit happens all the time.
Well, if this was activated by Ruth's death, is would suggest she has been dead well before the announcement. Which only gives credence to the theories of her absence.
Did anyone find it odd that all of the reports said she passed away in the evening and the news came out in the evening? You NEVER see that. They always report it at least 6-24 hours after the death occurs. The family always takes several hours to reflect on the passing and inform loved ones before they inform the media.
I believe she died recently, but it definitely was not yesterday evening.
Fuck that shit, if I was prez, I'd be like "Oh I need a "Special driver training," eh? OK, GIVE ME THE TRAINING BITCH! Fuck it, I'll take my morning briefings at the Quantico training facility for the next month, IDGAF, I'm getting this cert and then I'M DRIVING THE BEAST, I'M THE PRESIDNET DAMN IT!!"
That's where I'd have to exercise Executive Privilege - I would straight up have to drive that thing. On the driveway, at a test track, the JB Andrews tarmac would do. Somewhere, but I'd have to drive it.
Lol there have been a ton of Ricin attacks where the perpetrator admits they were inspired by Breaking Bad. I don’t think any of them have worked. Obama and Mike Bloomberg got an envelope of ricin from some psycho lady who said she was inspired by breaking bad.
thats exactly what I thought. Sounds like something an idiotic liberal would do. Anyway theyre going to trace that letter and the fucking lover's life is over. Hope it was worth it. Into the can you go, worthless commie
Wait, you're telling me the mailman doesn't just walk up to the White House front door, knock twice, and President Trump answers it and opens the letter right away?
I read your username real quick as Short Circus and then I thought Midget Circus and then I thought “why isn’t this a thing?” And then I remembered Democrats
"In October 2018, envelopes containing suspicious substances were received by the Pentagon, White House, and campaign offices for Texas Senator Tex Cruz."
I've been starting to think the Reichstag Fire was actually started by the communists. They're using the same tactics right now to sow confusion and anarchy.
Pence should announce his scotus pick if he were to fill in for potus. Roy Moore. That will make every flipping leftist pray for good health for trump.
They'll look high and they'll look low,
They'll look everywhere we go,
But when the sinners find us we won't hide.
They'll come loud and they'll come fast,
But we shoot first and we can last.
Keep your rifle by your side.
Don't they know he doesn't open packages, and that packages aren't just dropped off at the White House's doorstep by USPS and Amazon? Our enemies are vicious, but incompetent.
i'm trying to think through the worst implications here. what if some enterprising antifa starts sending ricin in envelopes marked as mail-in ballots to districts that lean heavily conservative, and kill the poll-workers there?
Given that my [redacted] is SS, I can be more specific. Any physical mail addressed to the President is scanned far offsite and an encrypted electronic copy is forwarded to his team. They print it and bring it to him if necessary. Anything else is destroyed. Nothing physical ever gets to him unless it is randomly purchased and tested by SS. They'll send a team three states away to buy a pallet of Coke from some random Sam's Club, and every can is tested, X-rayed, you name it. They are that careful.
Their first clue probably should have been the particularly shifty mail carrier wearing a hazmat suit and a fake mustache... "Hilario Clintham", I believe they said his name was...
In October 2018, envelopes containing suspicious substances were received by the Pentagon, White House, and campaign offices for Texas Senator Tex Cruz.
If we could get an honest answer from the left, I suspect it would be shocking to know what percentage of them believe that killing someone because they disagree is acceptable.
"In October 2018, envelopes containing suspicious substances were received by the Pentagon, White House, and campaign offices for Texas Senator Tex Cruz. "
Does anybody know who "Tex" Cruz is? Sounds like a fun guy.
Or ever? They are all opened off site, which is the most obvious thing ever.
If they thought, they'd know the man they hate with all their souls is the only thing shielding them from us.
Truer words have never been written. If they only knew.
Lyin' Tex Cruz.
Lol
(Yes, I'm still waiting to see if his redemption arc happens 🤪)
He put the mailmen in cages to defund the hacked ballots, so now he has to open Putin’s secret mail himself because Mueller is monitoring the hidden severs in Trump Tower - it’s foolproof!
/derangement logic
Anonymous sources told The Atlantic that Drumph had grabbed the pussy and peed over the mailmen, so they resigned and now Drumph has to open all the letters himself.
Sources familiar with his thinking are warning that Drumpth is stacking the deck, threatening our future, turning us away from course, stealing childrens’ worst fears and several other metaphors too ambiguous and frightening to even mention.
This is a BOMBSHELL
This could be the beginning of the end
The walls are closing in.
THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN!!!
I heard drumpf called mailmen losers
i'll be your
huckleberryanonymous sourceI forgot I'm such a bigot :(
My Bigot 😎
Well, many of them are! I just got my Trump Signs in the mail and they were ripped open and the metal rods that hold them in place were gone. $10 shipping and they can't fucking get a well sealed package to a destination over 2-3 days time. Fuckwads!
Don't forget the Hawaiian shirt wearing white supremacists... even though no white supremacist would be caught dead wearing a shirt from a 'brown' culture. Whats next? White supremacists wearing Anime shirts? /smh
If you wear a Hawaiian shirt, then you ain’t black.
I thought he peed in the pussy and dumped on the mailman(cleaveland steamer)
I thought the Cleveland Steamers were one of the old sportsball teams from the beforetime… Hmmm. No matter.
I hear the mailman prefers a 'hot carl'.
That MONSTER.
Sounds like a possible New York TImes bestseller
It's not about poisoning anyone. It's about the Left continuing to present themselves to the public in attack mode, even though they basically have zero ammunition at this point.
Damn good point. They are like retarded apes in a cage throwing shit on themselves.
Hence the need for the Gorilla Channel.
No lie, if someone did a large series on gorillas and hosted it all day I could put that on in the background. Reeees and nature, how sweet!
Zoos are probably missing a trick.
https://youtu.be/rgXWDk7rh4w
Maybe they’ll show some Rheeeeeeesus monkeys. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"What's the difference between ISIS and ANTIFA? Ideologically."
ISIS usually know what sex they are.
ISIS also doesn’t block ambulances from taking injured police to the hospital.
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The gas line explosion in Oklahoma was 1/4 mile away from my home. Hearing the explosion took me right back to Iraq in 2004. Antifa is the absolute enemy of all free Americans.
Yes exactly. And whoever sent it knew this. All for the headline
Since this must've been mailed days ago, I wonder if it's really a fake warning because Wray is about to get fired? He's done the deep state a lot of favors in the FBI.
https://twitter.com/EmeraldRobinson/status/1307008186436792330
And if it looked like it was sent from Canada, you know it wasn't from Canadians . . .
don't be so sure. we're dealing with a global commie revolution. Obama's endorsement kept Justin in power up here.
It kind of had to do with something I saw a few years back -- when they tried to convince us the DNC emails were hacked by Russia. John McAfee said that if it looked like it was Russia, it was definitely not Russia. I thought it was funny, but correct.
Oliver Stone was on Jesse Watters show last weekend and straight up said the emails were leaked by a DNC insider cough Seth Rich cough.
Updates say Nevada.
APB on a thin tall bald man wearing a fedora hat and a goatee beard believed to be somewhere in Albuquerque.
Going to be a VERY steep price to pay for a headline!
Treason = Death
For conservatives. For liberals it’s a promotion.
These people are incapable of thinking. They're the ones who believe the president sits around watching the Gorilla channel all day.
Ther... there's a gorilla channel?
To be fair, this is exactly what Obama used to do with his day when he wasn't getting pounded by Reggie Love or Big Mike.
They genuinely think that Trump is a bumbling room temperature IQ idiot who can barely operate a toaster, and also simultaneously a megalomaniac genius who's been subverting their democracy for four years and doing the bidding of the Russians for four decades.
They simultaneously think that he ran as a joke and didn't really want the presidency, and that he wanted it so badly that he risked going to jail colluding with Russia to get it
Don't forget that he became a multi-billionaire by chance!
"Daddy's millions."
Nutcase: Blompf is so dumb he turned a one million dollar loan into a billion dollars.
Anyone with a brain: so if I loan you 1000 dollars you can turn it into one million dollars?
Nutcase: that isnt the same thing
Anyone with a brain: its the same ratio
Nutcase: angry covfefe noises
But he isn't really a billionaire and he's hiding his tax returns to hide that fact, but he's only a billionaire because he doesn't pay his taxes.
"Drumpf is dumb," says the professional blogger.
Seriously.
"HOW DID FAT RETARD MANAGE TO BEST US?!?!"
It's so insane.
It’s hilarious because that line of thinking is the #1 reason that they keep losing. None of them have the ability to reflect inward and realize that they are completely blowing this.
Well it’s a self fulfilling existence: they are Democrats because they are dumbasses and unable to reason, think logically, or consider other ideas without massive cognitive dissonance, so obviously everything they do or think is going to be stupid or crazy.
"HOW DID FAT RETARD MANAGE TO BEST US, again ?!?!"
Not to mention all those billions he made by committing literally hundreds of crimes, although despite their best efforts, they can find no evidence of this, which makes him a criminal mastermind for sure.
This is the same thought process many in Europe had during the W administration: OOOOH, those Americans, so stupid! Waaaaaah OMG, evil genius American nefariousness, REEEEE!
At the time I was like: make up your minds shit birds, which one are we? It would be nice if you would settle on one (even better if you'd just stfu, but let's not hope for miracles). PS. yep, it was our magical leprechaun army that we keep at Area 51 that's making you fall for our perfidious schemes...be afraid, very afraid.
I think I hurt some feelings. I haven't used this one since, but it might have to be pulled out and dusted off.
theyre just completely insane. And violent as fuck too. Like ISIS violent. And theyre funded by soros who can and will arm them with assault weapons and unleash them on unsuspecting towns i imagine
Probably probing defense and response if I had to guess
The thing is, her death was reported well after the time you could have mailed a package to have it delivered today. It seems like maybe whoever sent it knew before everyone else. Or it was just a coincidence, I'm sure this shit happens all the time.
Exactly. What did they do, express mail this threat?
Well, if this was activated by Ruth's death, is would suggest she has been dead well before the announcement. Which only gives credence to the theories of her absence.
Did anyone find it odd that all of the reports said she passed away in the evening and the news came out in the evening? You NEVER see that. They always report it at least 6-24 hours after the death occurs. The family always takes several hours to reflect on the passing and inform loved ones before they inform the media.
I believe she died recently, but it definitely was not yesterday evening.
I also think it might be to send the message, "Now we really want to kill you"
There have been multiple attempts already. There’s been cars trying to ram his motorcade.
I can't imagine a president has opened a letter addressed to them in the white house in 75 years.
Nor had the chance to drive The Beast!!!
Fuck that shit, if I was prez, I'd be like "Oh I need a "Special driver training," eh? OK, GIVE ME THE TRAINING BITCH! Fuck it, I'll take my morning briefings at the Quantico training facility for the next month, IDGAF, I'm getting this cert and then I'M DRIVING THE BEAST, I'M THE PRESIDNET DAMN IT!!"
That's where I'd have to exercise Executive Privilege - I would straight up have to drive that thing. On the driveway, at a test track, the JB Andrews tarmac would do. Somewhere, but I'd have to drive it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5VB8DuZMv8
That would take so much longer than simply signing the damn thing lmao
That's the intern's problem
Hahaha I bet these faggots got the idea from Breaking Bad.
Lol there have been a ton of Ricin attacks where the perpetrator admits they were inspired by Breaking Bad. I don’t think any of them have worked. Obama and Mike Bloomberg got an envelope of ricin from some psycho lady who said she was inspired by breaking bad.
thats exactly what I thought. Sounds like something an idiotic liberal would do. Anyway theyre going to trace that letter and the fucking lover's life is over. Hope it was worth it. Into the can you go, worthless commie
Sure would be a nice way for a leftist journalist to instruct their nationwide movement how to create Ricin while avoiding responsibility for it.
I'm sure ricin doesn't taste too bad. Maybe I'll just give it a little try. Just once.
Ooo ricin, I thought someone put "rice in" the envelope. Here I am thinking, huh, wierd assassination plot but ok....
(Disclaimer: I did not actually believe this.)
REEEEcin
Jynah! I knew it.
It's a soy derivative. Appropriate, somehow.
Wait, you're telling me the mailman doesn't just walk up to the White House front door, knock twice, and President Trump answers it and opens the letter right away?
They're going to try the 'flaming bag of poop' trick next
I thought that was what AOC was?
CNN's Acosta is snickering while hiding in the bushes with his cell phone. He's gonna stump the Drumpf this time!
'Mostly peaceful ricin delivery'
93% of the letter wasn't ricin.
The way these idiots operate it was probably just rice in a dildo or a pussy hat or something.
If it was Obama, I’d suspect highly engineered Ricin/Glitter bomb
Or a clock
CNN: Trump refuses to accept USPS packages, wastes billions shipping FedEX overnight express.
93% of the package was not ricin
It's ONLY property guys? Why call the police at all? Racis
He could have gotten Ben Carson killed by calling those police!!
"I'm looking at the package now and I see nothing but peace and quiet." - Acucksta
Dirty Fuckers
The party of fairness and integrity lol
Political cult of peace.
Just like Chyna, only way to attack us is to release a virus. Fuckin cowards
Just forward it to Schiff. Problem solved.
You mean return it to him?
👆 This one
I read your username real quick as Short Circus and then I thought Midget Circus and then I thought “why isn’t this a thing?” And then I remembered Democrats
What how can you be so insensitive? This needs to be sent to Pelosi first
Good point. I just hate Shiff more. Christ - he's on an intelligence committee. A psychotic moron. On an intel committee.
"In October 2018, envelopes containing suspicious substances were received by the Pentagon, White House, and campaign offices for Texas Senator Tex Cruz."
Good ole Tex Cruz.
Ted "TEX MEX" Cruz lol
Kek
When I read that I envisioned him with a 10 gallon hat and straw hanging out of the corner of his mouth!
I'd like to imagine the writer of the article also believed this to be true. "That's normal in Texas, right?"
That's my default image.
Zodiac Cruz at it again
"Layers of editors and fact checkers."
They mailed some white powder to Don Jr. too.
Arrests now!!!
Arrest who?
All of them
Who says so?
I do.
Who?
I didn't ask you.
Who said anything about him?
What son of a bitch do you hate?
What son of a bitch is here?
You don't make any sense.
You've got a persecution complex.
Damn right.
You admit it!
I admit I'm being persecuted.
By who?
By them!
Who specifically is "them"?
All of them! Who do you think?
No idea!
Then how do you know they aren't?
That's sheer what-do-you-call-it.
Sophistry.
Like hell it is. They're trying to kill me!
No one's trying to kill you.
Then why are they mailing ricin to me?
They're poisoning everyone.
What difference does that make?
Suppose everyone thought like you?
Then I'd be a damn fool to think any different.
ARe we going full Reichstag fire?
Never go gull Reichstag fire
I've been starting to think the Reichstag Fire was actually started by the communists. They're using the same tactics right now to sow confusion and anarchy.
Antifa operating in 1930s Germany. Look it up
we should
All of who? A bunch of randoms with only the barest of probable cause rationalizations?
uh, the people calling for violence against sitting senators maybe?
So a letter sent to the President is probable cause to arrest "the people" calling for violence against other people who aren't the President?
Whoosh.
DURRRRRRRRR
It's an extremely short list given all evidence available. Simple hatred of Trump does not constitute as evidence.
You got any other evidence pointing towards a specific person? Fingerprints or DNA evidence on the envelope, perhaps?
Oh wait, you don't.
Yes.
Arrest Canada, that's where the letter came from after all.....
Cant we just Drone the guy?
That was fast. News only broke last night RGB died, and they already had Ricin ready to be shipped and delivered to the White House the next day.
Was that her last request?
That seems more likely than a weirdly obvious unconstitutional request, but who knows.
RBG based it on some third world countries' constitution.
Apparently this happened earlier in the week. But they sent it off for testing and got the results today.
Makes sense since it was not even a day after.
Kinda like how they had a china virus spike ready just a couple days after the Tulsa rally.
And before the RNC in Florida then after it was canceled the spike magically dipped down.
I love how Trump is blowing them the fuck out, by rallying constantly, doing press conferences constantly. They can’t keep up.
Pence should announce his scotus pick if he were to fill in for potus. Roy Moore. That will make every flipping leftist pray for good health for trump.
You're assuming they weren't already trying before RGB died?
Jokes on them. He would snort it and become stronger
We're into that shit! 🐸👍
They'll look high and they'll look low, They'll look everywhere we go, But when the sinners find us we won't hide. They'll come loud and they'll come fast, But we shoot first and we can last. Keep your rifle by your side.
Right here. Of course Trump wasnt going to get poisoned. This is just a message to us and the Republicans in office. They want us killed.
It was bad before, but they had a sound election fraud plan.
It was perfect tbh, you can give them that.
But God disagreed, and now they're really going crazy.
PSA: Ricin is not made from soy beans
We can thank Jesse Pinkman for
Are they 100% vegan?
HOL UP
I thought they were from some obscure bean I cannot recall and am too layzy to DuckDuck
Or rice.
Why is the Brit paper the only one saying this?
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2020/09/19/trump-ricin-package-white-house-poison/5840290002/
https://archive.vn/5LMKj
Thank you!
My local Baltic media's reporting on this. It's not surprising that US media would try to hide it, they've been hiding the riots for 110 days.
Guess we can’t vote by mail with Ricin in the system.
Yep ^^^^%
More likely to plant the idea in the minds of the weak.
The dems want assassination on the minds of all their loyalists. Now it is.
Ha! You won't stand a chance against their understanding of gender
https://files.catbox.moe/85qfi2.jpg
Good luck!
You have defeated me, xir
How many other assissination attempts have there been that we do not know about?
I want to know too.
Don't they know he doesn't open packages, and that packages aren't just dropped off at the White House's doorstep by USPS and Amazon? Our enemies are vicious, but incompetent.
They also don't know that since the whole anthrax thing packages are tracked pretty closely.
And that Ted Kazynski guy.
I bet you they used USPS too!
So it was mailed six months ago?
Lol! 👍
In my best Kelso:
BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN!
and you can bet that if anyone at USPS suspected it to be dangerous, they looked at the addressee and sent it on.
No, because it is easy. They also tell you how to mail a letter.....
How so? Trump said the word "thug" which is much more dangerous /s
i'm trying to think through the worst implications here. what if some enterprising antifa starts sending ricin in envelopes marked as mail-in ballots to districts that lean heavily conservative, and kill the poll-workers there?
That's because this is an opportunity for the globalists to advertise "look, see how easy it is to try and kill orange man?"
Yep!!!!!!!
Welp, time to invade Canada! Do we have any intel into the strength and size of their military?
4 soy boy and a land whale tank division ....were gonna need 1 Kyle and a couple harpoons
Funny thing is all the Canadians with guns wouldn't fight back, they'd just say "What took you so long"
That's probably tantamount to declaring war on China at this point.
Given that my [redacted] is SS, I can be more specific. Any physical mail addressed to the President is scanned far offsite and an encrypted electronic copy is forwarded to his team. They print it and bring it to him if necessary. Anything else is destroyed. Nothing physical ever gets to him unless it is randomly purchased and tested by SS. They'll send a team three states away to buy a pallet of Coke from some random Sam's Club, and every can is tested, X-rayed, you name it. They are that careful.
I think you mean Diet Coke
Touch a hair upon Trump's head, and you will being Hell.
It seems the Democrats aren't very optimistic about their election prospects.
They are losing their China money too.
Sponsored by the democratic party and Muslim in chief Obama
The tolerant left, folks. Meanwhile, Wray fights "white supremacy" as his main priority.
Fuck ‘em. Confirm that new SC justice.
Low energy attention grab.
So the left wants to do everything by mail now, it seems.
Cheap tactics lmao, good thing their IQ's are low. I'm sure multiple attempts have already been thwarted by Secret Service since inauguration.
Corporate and social media is solely responsible for the radicalization we see today. They must be held accountable.
The democrats
Surprised the FBI didn't express it over to him.
Their first clue probably should have been the particularly shifty mail carrier wearing a hazmat suit and a fake mustache... "Hilario Clintham", I believe they said his name was...
https://archive.vn/9PmUH
Thanks for that!
Lion Tex Cruise Missile when?
Can I be honest, as far as Assassination attempts go, this is just embarrassingly amateurish.
Some breaking bad wannabe
Probably some Marxist living in its parents basement and using his allowance money to purchase Ricin before sending it to the White House.
What a looser.
If we could get an honest answer from the left, I suspect it would be shocking to know what percentage of them believe that killing someone because they disagree is acceptable.
FBI currently searching for jesse pinkman
😂🤣😂🤣🤣
The Independent are massively anti Trump, they are more disappointed than shocked.
This is fucking war
What is this, Breaking Bad?
Hopefully the sender accidentally ingested some residue before sending.
Return to sender
Must have been one of those peaceful packages
"In October 2018, envelopes containing suspicious substances were received by the Pentagon, White House, and campaign offices for Texas Senator Tex Cruz. " Does anybody know who "Tex" Cruz is? Sounds like a fun guy.
Oh man, is it time for televised treason trials? I'm all for trying those responsible publicly.
Holy shit. Well it’s begun. The death of RBG was the death of their last collective brain cell.
Meme material !