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wizzingonwallstreet 164 points ago +167 / -3

I'd order stuff and return it with Vaseline on it just for fun.

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SomeDiggity 81 points ago +83 / -2

Just know there are pedes behind the lines at amazon trying to turn the tide in our favor

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Ktt8404 55 points ago +56 / -1

This right here. I happen to like my job at amazon, and there are more based conservative employees in the ranks there than you would think.

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LiquidRitz 39 points ago +40 / -1

I flipped a good friends wife with some well timed Red Pills.

He is behind behind the lines at Amazon and sent me a Trump Flag through Amazon. He said he bought himself one too after speaking to his wife.

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Bramble 3 points ago +3 / -0

File complaints about any batshit liberals in the ranks. If you see any of this kind of shit.

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Ktt8404 2 points ago +2 / -0

Of course. I’ll deal with anything like that that I see. I couldn’t let something like that slide. But seriously though at least at my building there are plenty of Trump supporters. We do exist, we are just in the shadows lying in wait until we are forced to act. We have to protect our means of supporting our families.

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SomeDiggity 1 point ago +1 / -0

Exactly. Most leadership at our site is former military and a good percent is based. I have a thin blue line, American flag and Pepe sticker in my laptop and nobody has ever said anything.

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DogFacedPepeSoldier 30 points ago +30 / -0

I was going to post "fuck Amazon, buy local"

I still believe in buying local, but knowing y'all are there tones down the first part a little bit.

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1776-or-1984 24 points ago +24 / -0

still "fuck Amazon, buy local"

The pedes jobs are safe.

Every goddamn dollar at Amazon funds Wapo smearing Trump.

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geekesmind 4 points ago +4 / -0

I work at amazon I try my best to stop this shit for happening.

I had to put away Biden for president 2020 signs this morning ugh

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Ktt8404 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah I had to stow some BLM signs back in June and July, took all I had not to “oops dropped them from my order picker at 50ft high”. Damn integrity and all that.

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glow-operator-2-0 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's just a job.

Real men & women work at jobs they hate to support the families they love.

Remember that.

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blackflame7000 -1 points ago +1 / -2

I mean a REAL man is capable of educating himself and getting a job he doesn't hate. Just saying

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glow-operator-2-0 2 points ago +2 / -0

That requires you to hustle as an entrepreneur.

For the unlucky, those are the working class deplorable voters who still support Trump and try to make do with what they can.

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blackflame7000 1 point ago +1 / -0

There is nothing deplorable about being working class but there is something deplorable about working a job you hate because you don't think you have any other options when we live in America. The point I was trying to make is that a job, no matter what it is, should be something that is fulfilling and you can take pride in it. If it's not, then have the courage to explore other options and obtain a better life, not necessarily through financial gains, but for peace of mind.

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glow-operator-2-0 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is an ideal situation.

Not everyone lives in that state, but they are free to change it, if they so wish. Sometimes, circumstances beyond one's control intrude upon such a luxury.

So, I still give kudos for those who tough it out, like my own father.

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SirSeizureSalad 16 points ago +16 / -0

You'd be getting some random person in trouble, they can see who packed that shipment.

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wizzingonwallstreet 6 points ago +6 / -0

oh, thanks. Didn't consider. So then they know who smeared Candace's books.

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Lioncat331 97 points ago +98 / -1

Going to buy one at Barnes and Noble! 👍🏻

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Donald4thewin 41 points ago +41 / -0

Ya know. I think I will, too.

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MN_RED_2020 28 points ago +28 / -0

Barnes and Noble is massively cucked, wtf, don't give them 1 penny.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Singer_(businessman)

Spez - In case anyone doesn't want to sift through his wiki page, here's just a quick quote.

"According to an October 27, 2017, article in The New York Times, the initial sponsor of anti-Trump opposition research conducted by the controversial Washington D.C. firm Fusion GPS was The Washington Free Beacon, a conservative political journalism website that is "funded in large part" by Singer.[125]"

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FergieJR 26 points ago +26 / -0

They are only marginally better but yes. Better than Amazon

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memechallenger33 9 points ago +9 / -0

If you know any local booksellers, buy from them.

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memechallenger33 1 point ago +1 / -0

Most stores will order it if you ask for it. Let them know there is demand!

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MustBeTrump 15 points ago +15 / -0

You lost buddy?

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SimPilot 75 points ago +75 / -0

And they go low, we go .... - said someone.

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JohnVoight 66 points ago +66 / -0

Projection 101. It’s utterly amazing, if you’re paying close attention, how Dems will signal what they plan to do or have already done.

“They have 6 ways from Sunday at getting back at you.”

Schumer should’ve been frog-marched immediately.

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JohnVoight 11 points ago +11 / -0

Don’t know what you’re referencing. The LeBaron just got new tires and a whole new engine last night 😉

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mostooge 5 points ago +5 / -0

A Summit crate engine. It's turning low 11's now. Not bad for a 1983 Lebaron.

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a_grassnake_01 3 points ago +3 / -0

I always dreamed of a Summit crate engine.

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why, all of the sudden, do I feel the strong need for a Seinfeld marathon.

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FRONT_TOWARD_LEFT 10 points ago +10 / -0

. . . genocidal.

Said by: me.

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eupraxia128 7 points ago +7 / -0

to the gun store.

Start the fucking civil war already, democrats. I'm tired of being screeched at by the bottom 5% of humanity.

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BeanieBeanTX 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahaha!!! I will be borrowing that “bottom 5% of humanity” phrase. It is so appropriate and puts things into perspective nicely 😁

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LibertyisYuge 3 points ago +3 / -0

You know the thing

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WidePepoSad 1 point ago +1 / -0

For the balls?

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KeepingAmericaGreat 67 points ago +67 / -0

I would refer to it as a foreign substance of unknown origin. It could be anything, including something caustic or otherwise harmful.

Return your entire hazardous shipment, and forward any medical bills if you decided to undergo any testing.

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thisisatestof2 36 points ago +36 / -0

Could be COVID. Can’t be too careful. Had to quarantine for 2 weeks for safety. Now you owe me for lost salary and pain and suffering compensation.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 16 points ago +16 / -0

It is the way.

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cpt_majestic2 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was thinking the same thing, Candace is good looking .

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Farage_massage 17 points ago +17 / -0

If Bubba Wallace required an investigation with 15 agents, I say every distribution warehouse involved gets a warrant served on it. Wonder how funny it would be to Amazon when all the hourly employees Hours were stopped whilst 250 agents performed a 6 week search of dozens of amazon warehouses annihilating their share price.

What am I saying, it’s owned by a liberal - nothing will happen.

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Donald4thewin 55 points ago +55 / -0

Libs are the racists. Every time

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eupraxia128 10 points ago +10 / -0

They never got over Republicans freeing their slaves.

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America1776 35 points ago +35 / -0

I don’t understand...why would they do this to a book with a black woman on the cover?

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Jaqen 34 points ago +34 / -0

Duh? Because she’s clearly a white supremacist? 🤡🌏

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memechallenger33 6 points ago +6 / -0

Amazoo is ray-cis!

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lifeisahologram 11 points ago +11 / -0

That’s Amazon lol

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creed 21 points ago +21 / -0

This is way worse than bubba's fake noose, and is coming from a major company, yet will probably get zero coverage. If she was a liberal it would be investigated as a hate crime.

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memeticWarfare 19 points ago +19 / -0

My heart goes out to this woman. I really feel her suffering. She is as brave as they come.

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Qwikphaze 14 points ago +14 / -0

Amazon just pays more money for the damage of the product.

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Financial_mom 14 points ago +14 / -0

Great reminder to buy her book!

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Pelayo 14 points ago +14 / -0

I’m going to enjoy watching her political ascendence for many years to come😎

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transform_n_rollout 13 points ago +13 / -0

I hope that's only vaseline...

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floridadave 12 points ago +12 / -0

Why would any sane person give bezos any more money?

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MagaChamp253 9 points ago +9 / -0

It probably also qualifies as a biological attack considering who TF knows what they're actually smearing on them...

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Paradyme 9 points ago +9 / -0

I can’t imagine ever being this petty and childish. Grow the hell up

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sleepingbeautyc 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have moved a book by a suspected pedophile. Hangs her head in shame.

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WillyP702 8 points ago +8 / -0

You're sure that's vaseline?? Liberals act like animals sometimes.

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goat_nebula 8 points ago +8 / -0

I mean, they’re gonna have to pay to replace and ship them, and as lean as Amazon runs shrinkage hurts. Gonna take about 20 books sales to make up for the loss of a replacement. I’d launch an investigation and fire these assholes for costing the stakeholders boatloads of money.

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khrysteen 6 points ago +6 / -0

that means 90,000 pedes need not purchase anything from Amazon for 3 months... Just don't do it!

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SirSeizureSalad 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is your quarterly AmazonSmile donation notification to inform you that Project Veritas received a new donation of $2,347.47.

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trainrekt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Probably done by the white leftist descendants of democrat plantation owners.

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wapsi109283 5 points ago +5 / -0

Candice doing it the hard way by actually selling real books. If she was a Dem she could just launder the money through the publisher and not have to bother with that pesky book manufacturing.

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 2 points ago +2 / -0

C'mon man! Listen fat, even Hillary showed up with real books between the toilet paper and depends at Costco! What? Stick to the teleprompter? I don't work for you. If you don't like that, vote for the other Biden!

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Flptplt 4 points ago +5 / -1

Leftists do not want to play the game fairly. Leftists just want to destroy America. We all need to accept that there is no political solution. We all need to accept that Trump has done all he can. We all need to prepare ourselves for the coming fight.

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wapsi109283 4 points ago +4 / -0

If Bezos had balls he would actually address this pronto. If that was my business I would lose my shit if one of my employees fucked with a customer like that.

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corneredbeast 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm surprised the losers would give up their anal lube, TBH

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hillaryprison 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought the evil communists liked black lives and thought they matter. Unless... they only mean some black lives matter- the ones who drink their koolaid and stay on their planation in servatude. I get it now.

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mickusa1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Scum....

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jiujiujiu 3 points ago +3 / -0

She’s really something. This shit’s hilarious.

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FakeName4Safety 3 points ago +3 / -0

YUP. This happened to us. Already processed the return. BUT when we posted a review about what happened, Amazon of course rejected it. Shitbirds.

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Rothbard 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just demand a second copy as it's damaged goods. Then she sells 2 books and they'll have to print more for her.

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Choppermagic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds like Amazon is racist!

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WidePepoSad 2 points ago +2 / -0

So if the book arrives damaged, doesnt amazon have to pay to replace it?

Essentially every damaged book gets another book purchased.

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BunnyPicnic 1 point ago +1 / -0

STOP BUYING FROM AMAZON.

People are such zombies. Duuuur I like knick knacks and lamos so much, I need to buy one and have it shipped here tomorrow. Stop it. If you want Amazon to literally become the company that runs and makes everything, keep buying from them.

I'll spend more and buy in person. Call me old fashioned, but I like spending money in my community. Not some faggot bald multi billionaire. Everyone hates him, but can't stop using amazon prime.

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VoltronGreen1981 1 point ago +1 / -0

NPC's are deathly allergic to facts and evidence.

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Kokothegorilla 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bratty spolied little commies. Tide is turning against them.

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TrumpysaurusRex 1 point ago +1 / -0

We have the numbers but they have the insanity. All it takes is a couple lunatics making bad choices to make it look like they're everywhere. They're not and we will win this election.

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WidePepoSad 3 points ago +3 / -0

i know its a joke but come on. She's a bad ass. Save those kinda jokes for big mike eh?