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KeepingAmericaGreat 67 points ago +67 / -0

I would refer to it as a foreign substance of unknown origin. It could be anything, including something caustic or otherwise harmful.

Return your entire hazardous shipment, and forward any medical bills if you decided to undergo any testing.

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thisisatestof2 36 points ago +36 / -0

Could be COVID. Can’t be too careful. Had to quarantine for 2 weeks for safety. Now you owe me for lost salary and pain and suffering compensation.

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cpt_majestic2 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was thinking the same thing, Candace is good looking .