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Patriot_Pat 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cancer makes too many people too much money. It isn't going to be cured until it isn't profitable. Perhaps I should rephrase that, the cure isn't going to be allowed to see the light of day until cancer is no longer profitable.

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FUSnowflake 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Sorry, Ruthie."

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TEXinLA 4 points ago +4 / -0

"right after I figure out where I am..."

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Trumperette1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did anyone tell Joey that he is cancer?

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Beat_to_Quarters 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's holding out on the cure for cancer unless he becomes president. Could have spared Ruth.

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anthemstander 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can I have a pony, too, if you win, Joe? I mean, no more riots/violence, fewer hurricanes, all this stuff. I'm getting tempted to vote for you.

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Friar_Pede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is he gonna cure acne and car sickness as well?

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DeusVultIntensifies 1 point ago +1 / -0

He needs to cure Alzheimer's first.

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Apersonofinterest 1 point ago +1 / -0

I remember when Obama put Sleepy Joe in charge of curing Cancer in his 2nd term just to give him something to do and keep him out from under people’s feet (and sniffing people’s hair).

Yet another Sleepy Joe failure.