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ginoB 388 points ago +390 / -2

is that ted cruz LOL

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 224 points ago +225 / -1

Tedina you fucking white male misogynist!

REEEEEEE!

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GodEmperorUSA 132 points ago +133 / -1

Tedelope Cruz.

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Whitmers_Insecurity 22 points ago +23 / -1

As long as this is 0% Amy Coney Barrett I approve

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VelveetaJohnson 9 points ago +9 / -0

Theodora Cruz

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davidmode 29 points ago +30 / -1

Tedina is... Uh... Kinda hot

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NYMAGA1776 27 points ago +27 / -0

Solid photoshop... no homo

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Sirbigusdickus 15 points ago +15 / -0

But she’s got the same voice! Haha

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WarTurtle 4 points ago +4 / -0

😂😂😂

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superfly 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sometimes you have to take one for the team, I guess! LOL

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redgreenyellowblu 9 points ago +9 / -0

She has bedroom eyes.

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Southern_Belle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Definitely doesn't have those crazy eyes like the woman with the adopted Haitian kids.

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tombombadil 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you're into chicks that look like Ted Cruz, in 2016 there was a chick that was hired to make a porno specifically because she looked like Ted Cruz.

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FutureMan 6 points ago +6 / -0

ewww I like Ted, but not that much.

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JediTrumptimusPrime 5 points ago +5 / -0

And you had to watch it for research right?

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tombombadil 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol I never watched it. I just remember it was a big deal back in the 2016 primaries. The Ted Cruz look alike was not a porn star but was offered a ton of money and agreed to do it. Let's just say she was not my type.

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Beetfmr123 4 points ago +4 / -0

I researched this at the time. I don't recommend you do the same. But ya it's true..

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okayfilet 4 points ago +4 / -0

Does Teddy have a sister? Asking for a fren.

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NoMasksNoMasters 5 points ago +5 / -0

Tedina needs to step her white privileged ass down and give the seat to a disabled, Black Trans woman. Heteronormativity is violence.

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commies0ride0free 34 points ago +34 / -0

Fucking lol

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July_1776 17 points ago +17 / -0

I’d hit it.

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Sirbigusdickus 6 points ago +6 / -0

And she speaks in Ted’s exact same voice. “Oh yeah, I respect your thrusting technique.”

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RIPIsaacKappy 17 points ago +17 / -0

Tiddy Cruzzy

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aKekabove 58 points ago +58 / -0

If Ted Cruz is reading the donald right now.... he is laughing his ass off ... im sure of it

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Bonededdy 22 points ago +22 / -0

Phase one of proving he has transcended into the next maga level is tweeting this picture.

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JesusisKing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Surely someone in his life will laugh at this and send it too him

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Boof_Bro 36 points ago +36 / -0

I have the weirdest boner right now.

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ModernKnight 15 points ago +15 / -0

Freedom boners = no homo.

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NavyGuy 13 points ago +13 / -0

Its for murica... it ain't gay

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 33 points ago +33 / -0

I don't know how I should feel about this

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Helmerj 10 points ago +10 / -0

gay bi curious

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ShortCircuits 126 points ago +126 / -0

Oh my, is that Theodora Cruz?

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ordinary_love 2 points ago +2 / -0

Real talk but nominate an actual woman to pre empt kavanaugh 2.0. Too important

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zabbers 48 points ago +49 / -1

I'd hit it. You know it, I know, he knows it, we all know it.

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Mavdick96 40 points ago +42 / -2

Seriously, I'd fuck female Cruz.

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veteran299 37 points ago +38 / -1

I'd fuck male Cruz. No homo.

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ho_made_apple_butter 41 points ago +42 / -1

I'd sleep on your couch, no hobo.

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veteran299 22 points ago +22 / -0

I'd order food at an orange-colored diner. No HoJo.

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CovefefeREEEE 22 points ago +22 / -0

She's got energy. No SloJoe.

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LaPastillaEscarlata 14 points ago +14 / -0

I'd bankrupt your karate studio. No Dojo.

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veteran299 13 points ago +13 / -0

Vote for Trump. Not JoeAndHo

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WhitePowerRanger 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’d no scope hit that, no holo

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Mavdick96 11 points ago +11 / -0

As long as you're wearing socks, you're good.

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Minarchist_Manlet 6 points ago +6 / -0

You said "no homo" so it's ok.

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

When will the gays learn?

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FreedomWon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Post beard?

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dhamm6500 10 points ago +10 / -0

It moved.

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AussieFan 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love a woman with a beard. Gives you something to hold on to.

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can just hold onto that dick

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rob0Pede 53 points ago +53 / -0

My hippocampus doesn’t know what I’m seeing!

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KekProphet 22 points ago +22 / -0

It's indelible, Pede

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leakmouth 18 points ago +19 / -1

Hotter than Blasey. That’s fo sho

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MapleBaconWaffles 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hopefully not.

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NewVoatAccountName 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ted Cruz with a female haircut and lipstick.

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Super_degenerate 41 points ago +41 / -0

If Ted Cruz said he identifies as a woman the dems couldn’t say anything otherwise they’re being transphobic.

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Hardcouer 27 points ago +27 / -0

"In a galling twist, the opinion gutting abortion rights was written by the first Trans Hispanic Female SCOTUS Justice, Tedwina Cruz" NYT, July 2021.

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Minarchist_Manlet 12 points ago +12 / -0

He only hates Row v Wade because he's a person without a uterus and is jealous.

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MapleBaconWaffles 4 points ago +4 / -0

SHE!!!

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DoYouLikeFishsticks 3 points ago +3 / -0

TEDWINA LOL

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FliesTheFlag 17 points ago +17 / -0

Theres a video of cops arresting I think a rioter and she was yelling that she wanted a female officer to frisk her. The male cop said he identified as a woman and frisked her, and you can hear the cops start laughing. great shit, throw it back in their faces.

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meals23 37 points ago +37 / -0

41% DAHNALD

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Mavdick96 18 points ago +18 / -0

Bruh, bring back the Dahnald memes. Loved those things.

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krzyzowiec 7 points ago +7 / -0

With his army of skelegates...

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SarahCartersPuppies 24 points ago +25 / -1

Not my proudest fap.

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catbertz 8 points ago +8 / -0

Weird, I'm feeling pretty satisfied and reasonably proud 🍺😁

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nakklavaar 21 points ago +21 / -0

Why have you made Ted Cruz sexually attractive?

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molecularpimpin 9 points ago +9 / -0

always was .png

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wearefeverpitch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek

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BigCovfefe 19 points ago +19 / -0

what a beaut.

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my_pw_is_password 18 points ago +18 / -0

Before Trump leaves office (in 4 years), he should identify as a woman. So he can forever be the first female president, just to piss off the lefties!

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Nibba 1 point ago +1 / -0

My god, you browse this site in light mode. Fixed it for you to dark mode!

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my_pw_is_password 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just noticed that, thanks! :^)

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Oback_Barama 14 points ago +14 / -0

I don’t know. Let’s see one with the beard.

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p8riot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Underrated comment

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I_Am_John_Galt 14 points ago +14 / -0

I didn't know the zodiac killer had a sister

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doug2 13 points ago +13 / -0

Tedddy

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mrspaulrevere 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lotsa work to do. Can Teddi walk in heels? Melania needs to lend a pair and give lessons. Paging Caitlin Jenner...

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tufftoffee 3 points ago +3 / -0

Omfg

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HatnNewLognReqs 13 points ago +13 / -0

Rafaela Cruz 👌

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AcAirman 12 points ago +12 / -0

Needs bigger tits.

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 12 points ago +13 / -1

good lord. Would bang.

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Scungette 10 points ago +10 / -0

He’s surprisingly pretty!

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pnwhomebrewer 10 points ago +10 / -0

If Ted became a tranny and Trump nominated him for the SC as a pure troll job I would be starting the construction of Lion Ted's statue the next day.

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bassword_is_benis 10 points ago +10 / -0

Fucking hilarious!!

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husker91 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's the Zodiac Killer!!

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HolographicTacoSalad 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Psst! Dahnald, it's me! We got the Dems right where we want em!"

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tufftoffee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Should be top comment lol

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South_Florida_Guy 9 points ago +9 / -0

She's HAWT! (Why do I feel gay now???)

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Darious 9 points ago +9 / -0

LMAO!

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BeerAndCope 8 points ago +8 / -0

Ted is actually a pretty good looking woman

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Time4aCrusade 6 points ago +7 / -1

Can you nominate anyone? Do they have to be a lawyer? If not, put Ashley Kavanaugh on the court. Talk about someone who will NEVER vote with the libs. With as much as she's had to put up with from them, she has to be based!

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Judojoeblack 6 points ago +6 / -0

she fine

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wizdom 6 points ago +6 / -0

OMG I can't unsee this

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QuentinQuarantino 6 points ago +6 / -0

Trump should pull the greatest troll move in history and nominate Barack Obama for the vacant seat, then turn it into his trial.

It’s 2020, wouldn’t surprise me.

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petebuttigieg 6 points ago +6 / -0

THE LION KEK!!!!!!!!!!!!

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TheB3ast 6 points ago +6 / -0

What on God's green earth have you done?

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Salacious_B_Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lioness Ted

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HidinginNY 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well played.

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catvideos3 5 points ago +5 / -0

Zodiac Girl!

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AntsCamera 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ted Cruz makes a nice looking Cuban woman.

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AfraidOfBigMike 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wow ted Cruz looks great

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Afeazo 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Zodiac Killer was a woman!?