Lol I never watched it. I just remember it was a big deal back in the 2016 primaries. The Ted Cruz look alike was not a porn star but was offered a ton of money and agreed to do it. Let's just say she was not my type.
Theres a video of cops arresting I think a rioter and she was yelling that she wanted a female officer to frisk her. The male cop said he identified as a woman and frisked her, and you can hear the cops start laughing. great shit, throw it back in their faces.
Can you nominate anyone? Do they have to be a lawyer? If not, put Ashley Kavanaugh on the court. Talk about someone who will NEVER vote with the libs. With as much as she's had to put up with from them, she has to be based!
is that ted cruz LOL
Tedina you fucking white male misogynist!
REEEEEEE!
Tedelope Cruz.
As long as this is 0% Amy Coney Barrett I approve
Theodora Cruz
Tedina is... Uh... Kinda hot
Solid photoshop... no homo
But she’s got the same voice! Haha
😂😂😂
Sometimes you have to take one for the team, I guess! LOL
She has bedroom eyes.
Definitely doesn't have those crazy eyes like the woman with the adopted Haitian kids.
If you're into chicks that look like Ted Cruz, in 2016 there was a chick that was hired to make a porno specifically because she looked like Ted Cruz.
https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_571aa703e4b0d4d3f7237467
ewww I like Ted, but not that much.
And you had to watch it for research right?
Lol I never watched it. I just remember it was a big deal back in the 2016 primaries. The Ted Cruz look alike was not a porn star but was offered a ton of money and agreed to do it. Let's just say she was not my type.
I researched this at the time. I don't recommend you do the same. But ya it's true..
Does Teddy have a sister? Asking for a fren.
Tedina needs to step her white privileged ass down and give the seat to a disabled, Black Trans woman. Heteronormativity is violence.
Fucking lol
I’d hit it.
And she speaks in Ted’s exact same voice. “Oh yeah, I respect your thrusting technique.”
Tiddy Cruzzy
If Ted Cruz is reading the donald right now.... he is laughing his ass off ... im sure of it
Phase one of proving he has transcended into the next maga level is tweeting this picture.
Surely someone in his life will laugh at this and send it too him
I have the weirdest boner right now.
Freedom boners = no homo.
Its for murica... it ain't gay
I don't know how I should feel about this
gaybicuriousOh my, is that Theodora Cruz?
Real talk but nominate an actual woman to pre empt kavanaugh 2.0. Too important
I'd hit it. You know it, I know, he knows it, we all know it.
Seriously, I'd fuck female Cruz.
I'd fuck male Cruz. No homo.
I'd sleep on your couch, no hobo.
I'd order food at an orange-colored diner. No HoJo.
She's got energy. No SloJoe.
I'd bankrupt your karate studio. No Dojo.
Vote for Trump. Not JoeAndHo
I’d no scope hit that, no holo
As long as you're wearing socks, you're good.
You said "no homo" so it's ok.
When will the gays learn?
Post beard?
It moved.
I love a woman with a beard. Gives you something to hold on to.
You can just hold onto that dick
My hippocampus doesn’t know what I’m seeing!
It's indelible, Pede
Hotter than Blasey. That’s fo sho
Hopefully not.
Ted Cruz with a female haircut and lipstick.
If Ted Cruz said he identifies as a woman the dems couldn’t say anything otherwise they’re being transphobic.
"In a galling twist, the opinion gutting abortion rights was written by the first Trans Hispanic Female SCOTUS Justice, Tedwina Cruz" NYT, July 2021.
He only hates Row v Wade because he's a person without a uterus and is jealous.
SHE!!!
TEDWINA LOL
Theres a video of cops arresting I think a rioter and she was yelling that she wanted a female officer to frisk her. The male cop said he identified as a woman and frisked her, and you can hear the cops start laughing. great shit, throw it back in their faces.
41% DAHNALD
Bruh, bring back the Dahnald memes. Loved those things.
With his army of skelegates...
Not my proudest fap.
Weird, I'm feeling pretty satisfied and reasonably proud 🍺😁
Why have you made Ted Cruz sexually attractive?
always was .png
Kek
what a beaut.
Before Trump leaves office (in 4 years), he should identify as a woman. So he can forever be the first female president, just to piss off the lefties!
My god, you browse this site in light mode. Fixed it for you to dark mode!
I just noticed that, thanks! :^)
I don’t know. Let’s see one with the beard.
Underrated comment
I didn't know the zodiac killer had a sister
Tedddy
Lotsa work to do. Can Teddi walk in heels? Melania needs to lend a pair and give lessons. Paging Caitlin Jenner...
Omfg
Rafaela Cruz 👌
Needs bigger tits.
good lord. Would bang.
He’s surprisingly pretty!
If Ted became a tranny and Trump nominated him for the SC as a pure troll job I would be starting the construction of Lion Ted's statue the next day.
Fucking hilarious!!
It's the Zodiac Killer!!
"Psst! Dahnald, it's me! We got the Dems right where we want em!"
Should be top comment lol
She's HAWT! (Why do I feel gay now???)
LMAO!
Ted is actually a pretty good looking woman
Can you nominate anyone? Do they have to be a lawyer? If not, put Ashley Kavanaugh on the court. Talk about someone who will NEVER vote with the libs. With as much as she's had to put up with from them, she has to be based!
she fine
OMG I can't unsee this
Trump should pull the greatest troll move in history and nominate Barack Obama for the vacant seat, then turn it into his trial.
It’s 2020, wouldn’t surprise me.
THE LION KEK!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO5djLosZEI
What on God's green earth have you done?
Lioness Ted
Well played.
Zodiac Girl!
Ted Cruz makes a nice looking Cuban woman.
Wow ted Cruz looks great
The Zodiac Killer was a woman!?