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posted ago by SmokeyScottishpede +26 / -0
  • You would need a permit to protest.

  • The permit would take 3 months to get.

  • Required background check to make sure you are not a violent rioting risk.

  • 93% of protests being peaceful would be as heavily blamed for violence as 99% of gun owners being law abiding.

  • Limit your attendance to 10 protests per year.

  • Your protest rights would diminish year by year as more regulations are passed.

  • Businesses would put up signs saying “no protesters in this store”.

Feel free to add more. This is fun.

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Liganthropic 6 points ago +6 / -0

If you get out of hand with your protest in public you lose the right for the rest of your life.

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DillyDilly 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you cross state lines you have to make sure your permit is accepted and if not hope they offer an out of state permit that is attainable.

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Pigpenlordofdirt 3 points ago +3 / -0

No high capacity protests If your protest looks scary politicians will ban it Terms like "assault protest" would be commonplace Politicians will ban pickett signs and other protest accessories

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LesboPregnancyScare 3 points ago +3 / -0

black polymer picket signs

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Pigpenlordofdirt 3 points ago +3 / -0

only wood and metal signs allowed

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LesboPregnancyScare 3 points ago +3 / -0

"ranch style" signs only, with no foregrip or pistol grip

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Pigpenlordofdirt 3 points ago +3 / -0

you're also not allowed to modify your picket sign to make it more concealable

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LesboPregnancyScare 3 points ago +3 / -0

minimum picket sign length of 16"