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Whimpy13 23 points ago +23 / -0

Neither woke nor virgins.

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ehsubs 11 points ago +11 / -0

“I have a really interesting political point of view, and it’s not always something I say too loud at dinner tables here, but you can’t go from a $2,000-a-night suite at La Mirage to a penitentiary and really understand it and come out a liberal.” -Robert Downey Jr

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LesboPregnancyScare 9 points ago +9 / -0

They will still vote Democrat though

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Dudemanfoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think porn sites would have new material... that's about it.

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MAGANYficent 2 points ago +2 / -0

It would have to be mature audiences only. The only thing leftists will be running in prison is the train of inmates taking turns on them.

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bubble_bursts 27 points ago +27 / -0

Its getting harder to differentiate between reducing IQ and increasing delusion. Maybe both go hand in hand.

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booblitchutz 3 points ago +3 / -0

The mirage of intelligence that comes from a life of privilege. They went to college, studied bullshit, got a bogus degree and now convince each other they’re intelligent based on that flimsy evidence.

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Apersonofinterest 20 points ago +20 / -0

These kids are dreaming. The only thing they’re going to be organizing is getting their mom to put money on Tyrone’s books.

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Nolongerlurking561 0 points ago +1 / -1

look up vermelho command in brazil it's happened before, prisoners are generally stupid and followers thus why they are in prison, put an ideological person who can speak well and they'll be easily radicalized, keep the commies by themselves they're a cancer

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Hans-Moleman477 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nah the gangs will have them rolling their shit up by the end of the day.

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ChikfilaFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Antifa generally doesn't have members who are leaders that speak well.

That's a large problem with this theory. Has anyone seen one eloquent member of antifa?

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trumpizkewl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gangs will follow communists because they want money and power. They won’t follow social justice warriors who tell them not to make fun of trans women or that masculinity is toxic. Actually they would probably like the toxic male thing but they’d consider it a good thing. At the end of the day criminals just want money because they want to screw hot chicks and they’re too dumb to make money earnestly.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're easy to recruit (just offer cash), but equally easy to turn (offer them more cash)

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bills_gash 15 points ago +15 / -0

Smart criminals get caught too

Totally laughing at this cuck thinking he's just gonna walk right up to a prison gang and convince them to follow him instead because he quotes old White Marxists.

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booblitchutz 3 points ago +3 / -0

There are very few “smart” criminals IRL. People who think that there is a bright future in breaking the law have a fundamental ignorance of reality and are rarely particularly smart.

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magnokor 12 points ago +12 / -0

The purple-haired weaklings with their gender studies degrees are going to be the big ones in prison, telling the muslim and Mexican and El Salvadorian gangs what to do?

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Magilla 4 points ago +4 / -0

black market soy pin kings lmao

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

MS-13: "Okay, but how much money are we gonna make?"

Antifa: "It's not about money, it's about all of us! The working class! The revolution!"

MS-13: "I'm not gonna throw molotovs at cops unless I get paid."

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hereticpatriot 12 points ago +12 / -0

Wait...isn’t it their company line that they’re not organized? They say the violence just always happens in heat of the moment. Leftists can’t even keep their propaganda straight.

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JohnMcCainsTumors 9 points ago +9 / -0

A someone who has been to jail (trafficking)....

Sorry, the left will not do well. The left will NOT be teaching anyone in jail what to do. They WILL however be massive targets and get their buttholes destroyed real quick.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Prison guard: "Did you know that purple-haired guy thinks diddling kids is normal?"

All it takes.

Pedos don't last long in prison.

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trumpizkewl 2 points ago +2 / -0

especially considering half of antifa is literal pedophiles

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fj9041jg8nqheufhqiun 8 points ago +8 / -0

They won't be running anything and they will be raped within the first week.

Specially the white ones with black power fists tattoos, would like to see the opinion of the sky Aryan Brotherhood on that.

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HiGloss 7 points ago +7 / -0

The world is dumber than I ever imagined. I will never again worry about not being good enough or smart enough now that I've seen what I'm up against.

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Winner2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

I seem to recall just a few weeks ago, they were saying it is cruel and unusual punishment to put antifa in GP because they aren't cut out for prison life.

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Christopian 5 points ago +5 / -0

This has to be parody

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ThatGuyYouKnow [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

No, sadly it was an actual post on 4chan and the replies were much similar. The OP is convinced that these antifatards would assemble an army of revolutionaries with their superior intellect being put into a prison population. The most common replies were explaining that prison isn't like an Elvis movie, that more than likely, they would become some inmates cock holster the newest prison bitch being passed around for cigarettes.

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Raetchel 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm so scared.

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LittleBlackKat 5 points ago +5 / -0

They would all be forcibly converted to islam. The prisons are loaded with Saudi-funded imams. Muslims love being imprisoned.

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Grimaldus 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was born in a communist country and I still live in the same now ex-communist country. And I never heard about Kropotkin ever before. Damn these commies are really deep into this disgusting ideology.

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notatallimsure 3 points ago +3 / -0

The black gangs and the Aryan brotherhood would beat the absolute fuck out of these morons within two days.

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PutinPaganda 3 points ago +3 / -0

Antifa are going to love learning about Islam..

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BIG_TUNA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let's see how the Latin kings, Aryan brotherhood, etc feel about this lol

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M3CJC 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nah those soy boi’s will just be gang raped so they realize black lives matter(in their butthole)

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Hans-Moleman477 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not to mention 99% of them are pedos

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eddieblasphemy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Im sure the gender confused college educated suburban vegan revolutionary will lead the uprising and not get passed around for a pack of cigarettes to all the prison bulls.

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JiggsawCalrissian 2 points ago +2 / -0

They think going to federal prison would be like being in a musical. "Hardened revolutionary core" like criminals haven't realized they dont like being in jail. Give me a fucking break

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BoughtByBloomberg2 2 points ago +3 / -1

Criminals are known to highly respect intelligence especially when it's coming from a frail white guy with a weird color hair.

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EtRpatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Comrades let me tell you about the glorious teachings of Marx...

Yo man, somebody drop the soap on this dude.

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AngelMark 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well they voted for Obama 2x and Hillary 1x so they are retarded to begin with!

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INK10 2 points ago +2 / -0

Idiots. Like they'd have the time or freedom to organize and lead anyone in prison. They'd be too busy trying to avoid getting read-end pounded into the floor or waiting on Bubba as his sex slave.

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TsingGao 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never underestimate a Communist. They are like roaches. Once you see one walking around in daylight that means there’s thousands of them. The only way to fight Communism is good jobs. Good paying jobs and freedom will always trump Communism.

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booblitchutz 1 point ago +1 / -0

The person who posted this has no idea what’s waiting for them behind bars. Don’t tell them. It rhymes with Potzie! And unlike Potzie, they aren’t too friendly.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 1 point ago +1 / -0

Long winded post.

They're delusional. They don't have any organizing ability or charisma. They were recruited, either by other crazies in their schools (whom were also recruited). They're disposable useful idiots. Some lured in by the cash that was offered, others just out of boredom.

Some of them are just getting off on having the ability to destroy. When you have nothing to create or add to a system, you either consume or destroy it. These are braindead participation trophy kids of affluence and privilege who had no prospects socially, economically, or through any God given talent.

Which leads to the next point.

They'll be torn to shreds in prison. They'll be bitchmade in that system just like they've been bitchmade by the real organizers of the riots who never set foot in the war zones. They will either harden and become real criminals, or they will be destroyed beyond repair.

They have these wild eyed delusions of grandeur, thinking the crips, kings, bloods, and MS-13 are going to bend to the will of some spaghetti armed vegan gender confused college dropout. Let them keep thinking they're going to be running the prisons so they have no fears of ending up there.

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Nolongerlurking561 1 point ago +1 / -0

ironically this is actually why Brazil has such a big gang problem with Vermelho, they thought putting the commie revolutionaries in general population would mitigate the extremism, but they just radicalized the common criminals and taught them how to be more organized

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midareashi 1 point ago +1 / -0

In 5 years they will come out gayer

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goat_nebula 1 point ago +1 / -0

Intelligent, charismatic leaders...

BAAHAHAHA! Have you seen the mugshots of these freaks? I’ve been in prison before, these fucksticks won’t last a week, the peckerwoods in there will disown them and the blacks and Hispanics will take them as fuckboys.

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TGNX 1 point ago +1 / -0

Soyboys...running prisons from the inside? Uhhh...suuuuure.

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POTUS_DonnieJ 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Low IQ left”? You mean “begative IQ left”. More of a mouthful, but more factually accurate.

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Neonlightdistrict 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol they're going to find out the hard way that a lot of black people seriously hate white people. Ffs watch a prison documentary. They have to split up the races because they fucking kill eachother.

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trumpizkewl 1 point ago +1 / -0

Uh, no. I’m a former prisoner. If I were cell mates with one of these pieces of shit I would probably kill him. I have never killed anyone, and never even been in a real fight in my life. That’s how fucking evil I think these people are. I would lower myself to do justice to these fucks. (Prisoners believe in two genders by the way.) It’s true that conservatives have thrown away prison inmates. They don’t deserve inmates like me but they get to have them anyway because that’s how grace works.

But prisoners have no time for pieces of shit that want to act like prison guards and police not only their actions but their thoughts and speech.