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LaSimpleman 72 points ago +72 / -0

This is the kind of Lefty, I can support 100%

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Nomoralcompass89 32 points ago +32 / -0

We have the best Leftys, don't we folks?

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cupocovfefe [S] 21 points ago +21 / -0

That's my next Sunday submission title!

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BigPepeEnergy 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think to appease the Commies, Trump should nominate a Lefty Lady as the next Supreme Court Justice. I mean there has to be a competent Conservative Justice out there who is left handed. We can throw them that bone...

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cupocovfefe [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

I can support this, I'm a man that can make some acceptable compromises :)

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RonSwanson1776 10 points ago +10 / -0

as a fellow lefty, i agree 100%

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crusadetiem 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ayoooo lmao

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cupocovfefe [S] 28 points ago +28 / -0

This was her first time shooting the AR-15 :)

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Harambe2k 12 points ago +12 / -0

Looks like a Daniel.

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cupocovfefe [S] 11 points ago +12 / -1

Just an old Colt 6920 with a Daniel rail though.

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GorillaWarfare 4 points ago +4 / -0

That RIS II is the best extended forend on the market. There's good reasons it got selected for the SOPMOD Block II. Far more durable than any of the skinny tube handguards, and the barrel-mounted steel FSB is nearly indestructible compared to aluminum or plastic folding sights.

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RedneckQuartermaster 3 points ago +3 / -0

We got a cloner here bois.

I got block IIs with the FSB and without because it has such a sexy profile.

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magabirdlady 17 points ago +17 / -0

Very nice hair and all.

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cupocovfefe [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

Thank you!

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FuuuuuuuckDems 15 points ago +15 / -0

Omg!!!!!! IS THAT A HIGH CAPACITY HAIR TIE?!?! Reeeeeeeee!

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cupocovfefe [S] 8 points ago +10 / -2

Kek. You're right though, there would be nothing about that pic they'd like, even the hair tie!

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AsaNisiMAGA 12 points ago +12 / -0

Based hair band. 😁

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Skepticconservative 12 points ago +12 / -0

Does your wife have a sister?

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cupocovfefe [S] 8 points ago +9 / -1

Haha yeah, but she's married to a Great American already ;)

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doug2 3 points ago +3 / -0

My jokes just coming out as offensive today. I give up!

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bubadmt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mitt Romney has entered the chat.

Edit- for context, OP said "as a polygamist? or something along those lines

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doug2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pierre Delecto, thank you.

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bobbybadass 11 points ago +11 / -0

Lookin' good. Keep your southpaw sweetie shootin'!

MAGA, friend.

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cupocovfefe [S] 6 points ago +7 / -1

Will do! MAGA!!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hair looks great!!!!!’

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cupocovfefe [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll pass that along :)

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Block_Helen 9 points ago +9 / -0

My dad is conservative and my mom is liberal and they've stayed happily married for 57 years (and counting). It can be done.

My husband voted for Obama in 2008 but now is a raging Trumper and a conservative. So there can be progress in that way, too.

Hang in there.

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Block_Helen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good job pede. Commitment.

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JihadAlot 4 points ago +4 / -0

My mom was this way and would criticize me and my dad all the time when we would bring up politics and discuss facts over feelings. I don't know what my dad did to my mom, but he got her to start watching Ben Shapiro (I think bc Ben always shits on Trump, it was a good segway into the rights view points). Anyways things I had been yelled at by my mom as conspiracy theory's started to come out as talking points during times I would visit and it was hilarious to see how fast she became red pilled. Dont give up hope pede, women have a soft heart and easily can be deceived into the "Won't anyone think of the children" BS the left panders to all the time. Just takes a small push in the right direction and one day she will hopefully take the red pill.

She's still super biased against Trump (probably bc all Ben does is criticize Trump for being stupid and prideful )and thinks he is stupid but she is slowly waking up to the truth.

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1776-or-1984 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bring up the $450 million Trump spends annually going after child/human trafficking.

Show em the 2012 tweet "Fast trial, death penalty" for child kidnappers/pedos. Anyone is red pill able in person if you're around them for any length of time.

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1776-or-1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do you live in a red county away from the violence? I'm surprised anyone that's leftie and lives in blue areas hasnt turned Trump after riots.

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christianknight 2 points ago +3 / -1

Time to hide assets and file for a divorce

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drsowells1fan 2 points ago +2 / -0

The most strident and vocal liberal women enjoy the luxury of the comfortable, safe, capitalist perch provided by their husband's labor. Maybe If their day started waiting on the F train in 20 degree weather at 6:00 am every morning, they'd have less to say.

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christianknight 2 points ago +2 / -0

The day that happens is the day we are all on that train and it wont be headed to the office.

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Anonyman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Might a change of environment help?

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Krazykrash96 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well shit, your username reminded me. I’ve been up for 20 minutes and still haven’t brewed myself a pot of covfefe yet

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cupocovfefe [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

The best part of waking up,... is Covfefe with your frens!

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JohnWickParabellum 4 points ago +4 / -0

It is exactly why Leftists/CDC are locking us down in blue states... free association is one of our rights they hate the most.

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Krazykrash96 3 points ago +3 / -0

Remind me of this where he literally sampled the folgers jingle for his mashup

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ShambolicPaul 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why have you Americans started saying hair-did? I feel like I missed a meme.

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cupocovfefe [S] 1 point ago +3 / -2

Actually, I don't know the roots behind this... I just take it as a saying, a little joke, slang, ebonics. I will be duck-duck-going this later today ;)

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crusadetiem 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, I recall it from a missy Eliot song. Something like “if you a fly girl, get your nails done, get a pedicure, get your hair did”.. might be dating myself AND exposing a secret passion for turn of the century pop rap..

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crusadetiem 4 points ago +4 / -0

Never thought I’d have to, here, but

engages talking to others like a civil human being with functional forebrain mode

Tell her I appreciate the subtle highlights, they don’t pop too hard against her natural color and it’s a nice look without being overdone.

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DRKMSTR 4 points ago +4 / -0

If she likes shooting guns, to her a favor and get a left-handed/ambi lower receiver.

https://www.spikestactical.com/collections/lowers/billet-lower-gen-ii/

There are many options, spikes tactical just looks good. Search around, they're about $200-ish on the low end.

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cupocovfefe [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

I've never built an ar, that sounds like a fun project! Edit: and reason to get another rifle which will undoubtedly be lost in a most unfortunate boating accident.

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snekipede 3 points ago +3 / -0

You should, super easy and a great way to learn the about the weapon. I’ve never felt the need for a lefty lower, then again it would be nice to not have gas in my face every shot.

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DRKMSTR 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's super easy, just get a drop in trigger group (that's half the battle) and find someone who has already built one to give you tips.

It's practically paint by numbers when you have the right tools.

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JohnWickParabellum 3 points ago +3 / -0

First make sure she is truly left eye dominant.

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DRKMSTR 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's very rare people are Right-eye dominant when they are left handed.

Most people who are cross-dominant are right handed, because awhile back "Lefties" where considered handicapped or taboo. A guy I shoot with is cross dominant because his parents kept him from picking things up with his left hand when he was a kid.

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cupocovfefe [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

That sounds a lot like me... I'm all cross crossed.

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

u/cupocovfefe sitting on coach

Wife approaches, puts hair up in ponytail and gets down on knees in front of u/copocovfefe

u/cupocovfefe is pleasantly caught off guard, a growing look of expectation crosses his face

Wife starts to bend over...

... to reach under the coach and pull out the rifle case, saying she wants to go shooting together.

u/copocovfefe is torn in his emotions, immediately disappointed but happy at the same time

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cupocovfefe [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

You have a gift! StoryTellerPede!!

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KColl123 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is all I need to see! She's freakin' hot, Pede. Congratulations.

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Mavdick96 3 points ago +3 / -0

God damnit, I need a wife.

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obamagavemeaphone 3 points ago +3 / -0

South Paw!

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Hilldog 2 points ago +2 / -0

Huron pointe range?

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cupocovfefe [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

No, but I googled that... That's a massive range!!

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AmericanJawa 2 points ago +2 / -0

The important thing is that she's keeping her hair out of the way so it's out of her vision and not pestering her face.

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cupocovfefe [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

She has 20/20 vision :) MAGA 2020 THAT IS!

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emonoob 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm lefty, but I learned to shoot righty.

Like I learned to bat righty, learned to golf righty...

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cupocovfefe [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

I'm all kinds of messed up... I'm right handed, but left eye dominant. I prefer to shoot left handed, I kick a ball with my left foot, but I punch right handed...

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mikethemarine 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is a joke from me to you , teach her to shoot like me the right way right handed then the brass won't hit her in her beautiful face. This is just a joke so please don't give me an agree reply, my nephew is a south paw to so we built him a custom AR left side ejection

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JohnWickParabellum 3 points ago +3 / -0

What if a lefty is also left eye dominant?

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DudeThatCame2Sarnath 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am, and I have never been hit in the face with brass from my right-handed AR. Hundreds and hundreds of rounds. They call them brass deflectors for a reason.

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rcstl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some are mentioning a lefty lower. The real need is a left ejecting upper with maybe a change to an ambi safety switch on the lower. However, that little deflector at the rear of the ejection port was added to accommodate left-hand shooters to make the spent round fly further forward and right to help the wrong handed shooter.

Another thing. Is she left eye dominant? If not, get her to switch to right-handed shooting. Most instructors should be able to walk you through determining the dominant eye.

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Need4Pede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Appropriate hair style when she has two hands on your weapon. #RightLeftys

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JimboForDonald 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice hairdun

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chahn1138 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lovely! :0)

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Gipgm2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love hair that smells like AR exhaust.

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cupocovfefe [S] 0 points ago +1 / -1

Nothing better. We had a 🔥 pit going last night too, so it was gunpowder and camp fire... My favorite mix :)

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Paul_Revere 2 points ago +2 / -0

That looks very much like a shot of my own wife shooting my 20" Wyndham Bushmaster. She's also left-handed.

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ispeakmrad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Range Guards are better than Impact Sports in every way.

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The_MAGA_Destroyer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I call may wife a "woke conservative". With all the riots and the Dems acting like idiots, she said "I want you to buy more ammo for every gun we have" and "move all our retirement funds into gold." I'm holding off on the gold. So far I've bought .22, 9mm, 303 British, .45 acp, 30-30 and 20 gauge. .357 magnum is hard to find.

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bubadmt 2 points ago +2 / -0

What? All I see is a racist clump of cells and a fully bolt-action AR-14? REEEEEEEEE!

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ouvrez_les_yeux 2 points ago +2 / -0

OH, a left handed shooter, just like me!

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