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FustercluckArmy 51 points ago +51 / -0

2 things...

-- I'll take the two on the top row and I can haz them back to you in about two months if all goes well.

-- Please post this picture to Everytown, BLM, AOC, and all the other commie websites with the caption: "Average American Closet, plus cat."

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elsabio [S] 21 points ago +21 / -0

LOL! If I had them, I'd give them to you to keep.

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Whimpy13 21 points ago +21 / -0

I can haz C96-burger?

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BladderBeerPoopin 16 points ago +16 / -0

No shit! Sexy broomhandle.

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Chopblock 8 points ago +9 / -1

Great, John Wick has a black cat now!

/lil’ black panther

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deleted -1 points ago +1 / -2
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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fuck you Mike and you’re ad. DEPORT!

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pyre2001 11 points ago +11 / -0

Another sad boating accident.

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xcube 9 points ago +9 / -0

Another boating accident?

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Bullet3250 10 points ago +10 / -0

Third one this year... canoe just flipped right over.... lost everything.... sad.

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cubanexile1940 2 points ago +2 / -0

MAn i dont touch a commie gun since my fathers millitary service in cuba

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ChokingOnARedpill 10 points ago +10 / -0

Another Republicat.

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mrh218 8 points ago +8 / -0

Add another picture of the average ammo stockpile. Man, if we're ever forced to join forces and consolidate supplies, THAT would be a sight to see!

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Dickrichards 5 points ago +5 / -0

Number one comment!

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BladderBeerPoopin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Shovel duty. There ain't enough buzzards to go around!

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MagnanimousDonkey 7 points ago +7 / -0

Beat me to it. That MP5 tho...

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deleted 21 points ago +21 / -0
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meals23 10 points ago +10 / -0

entered thread, immediately ctrl-f rhodesia

baste

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dukeduck 5 points ago +5 / -0

Rhodesians never die.

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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TDAF 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fighting the meme war in Rhodesian shorts.

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illiteregetimate 1 point ago +1 / -0

bestgunnit is (thankfully) leaking

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CrackaJack 14 points ago +14 / -0

Look at this pussy going for the Uzi...

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Aircrue 12 points ago +12 / -0

That cat is so jealous!

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NautiFella 10 points ago +10 / -0

The kitty is eying the Broom handle Mouser.

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fluffykitten 9 points ago +9 / -0

I upvoted because of the cat

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permissible_missile 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice kitty

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SurrenderFreeman 9 points ago +9 / -0

I want the Mauser Broomhandle

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DonttrustChina 8 points ago +8 / -0

Jesus, are you the Terminator?

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elsabio [S] 5 points ago +6 / -1

Sadly, I only have the photograph....

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10gauge 8 points ago +8 / -0

Good mob control collection.

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Grimaldus 8 points ago +8 / -0

Some of my all time favorites like MP5SD, Steyr TMP and SPAS-12. And in addition so many all times classic legends like Desert Eagle, UZI, MAC-10, Dragunov, Mauser C96 and others. Awesome collection.

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Sky_RPL 2 points ago +2 / -0

FYI That's a Romanian PSL, not a Dragunov.

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redditadminssuckit 7 points ago +7 / -0

I have 2 ARs and a 9mm, and your picture made my wiener shrink

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elsabio [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

LOL!

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Paulylamma 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey now everyone starts somewhere

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redditadminssuckit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ok...i feel better (sniff) so I think I'll order a 7 shot 686 revolver and a Vr80 semi auto 12 gauge now.

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Paulylamma 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s the right attitude brother

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TyrannyBuster 1 point ago +1 / -0

Funny, mine did the opposite.

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redditadminssuckit 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's what happened when I saw the TANK post

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reddditusername 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don’t see a Phase Plasma Rifle in the 40 Watt Range. Pretty much everything else, though.

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elsabio [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

LOL! Hey, just what you see, pal....

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ChokingOnARedpill 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have a theory about that scene....that weapon already existed at the time and he was asking for it alongside the other weapons because his databank showed it should've been available. He just didn't know it was a secret experimental weapon at the time.

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elsabio [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's very good. I wonder if the writers thought about that?

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Scroon 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love that theory.

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Nanteen 6 points ago +6 / -0

While I have no issue whatsoever with you owning all these.

I am going to say, geez.

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elsabio [S] 6 points ago +7 / -1

Sorry, I wish I did own them all, but I only have the photo... sadzzz.....

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T95doomturtle 6 points ago +6 / -0

I like the fully automatic assault cat.

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Desert_Covfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

It purrs in full auto

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Sarcastro 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ah, I see that you too hate money.

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Dukeremington 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hahahah and the left thinks they’d win a civil war. Just send in this guy. Clean sweep.

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Dialectic 6 points ago +6 / -0

businesscat.jpg: i should get another rack

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Vonzipper 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thats a better wall than in Tremors, well done, hope graboids stay away from your rec room

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elsabio [S] 4 points ago +5 / -1

I'm afraid all I have is the photo and dreams....

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fapoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

ahh, boating accident?

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raybiker73 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nice PSK/Dragunov up top. I still kick myself for not buying one of those in the '90s when they were relatively cheap.

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publ1us 5 points ago +5 / -0

The cat is just thinking “Damn! I better not push trying to get my dinner early!”

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ElvenGhostAgent 4 points ago +4 / -0

Are my eyes deceiving me, or did I just spot a C96 Mauser Pistol?

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elsabio [S] 4 points ago +5 / -1

Yes, I think it is one.

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Marshall 4 points ago +4 / -0

That cat's gonna need more than nine lives.

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Butthurt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Needs more baby poop paint

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chanel_rions_hairgel 4 points ago +4 / -0

Took me a while to notice the flag...

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TexasPiper 4 points ago +4 / -0

I want you on my team!

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Paul_Revere 3 points ago +3 / -0

El Gato!

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patriotexpat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Okay, I'll take rifle with that juicy scope on it, and the shotty just in case I miss and they reach the front door.

Lemme know when you'd like them back, but I can't promise anything.

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LeroyJenkins 4 points ago +4 / -0

I take it you’re not concerned about theft 😂

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RegularAmerican 4 points ago +4 / -0

Were not worthy

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BladderBeerPoopin 4 points ago +4 / -0

What's up with the shorty AR with drum and cookie cutter?

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workinating 4 points ago +4 / -0

Based pussy.

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IqwensuOrja 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, it’s a shame about the boat that boating accident

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cubanexile1940 4 points ago +4 / -0

yet no M1 GARAND, NO m1 carbine, NO M1903 Springfield, No Mausers rifles i mean and NO M1911. sure I like that you have an arsenals but not weapons in your arsenal. Please be more patriotic with your firearms

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elsabio [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

If I owned more than the photo I would indeed try to do better. You have great taste, by the way.

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LoneStarDangler 4 points ago +4 / -0

The cat is eyeing the steyer TMP. He got taste.

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Defender110 4 points ago +4 / -0

Great collection!

These fine weapons deserve a better display than a wire rack, though.

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AtariArtist 4 points ago +4 / -0

Um, your cat appears to be arming up. Like REALLY arming up.

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Paul_Revere 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kitty is thinking "Which one shall I take to the range today?"

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TimTruckdashian 4 points ago +4 / -0

How TALL are you?

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elsabio [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL!

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Donker 4 points ago +4 / -0

I dunno what the fucking is going on with scope/pistol a the 3 o'clock, but I like it.

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13ISHOP 4 points ago +4 / -0

Broke into the wrong damn rec room.

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cosmicwonder 4 points ago +4 / -0

Praise Kek! This is incredible.

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A_Russian_Wall 4 points ago +4 / -0

What is the gun directly above the cat?

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TexasPiper 3 points ago +3 / -0

TMP

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MrTeezyForSheezy 3 points ago +3 / -0

SPP actually

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A_Russian_Wall 2 points ago +2 / -0

it's beautiful and coincidentally looks like a weapon in one of my favorite games: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWQLSNnmNp0&ab_channel=MahaloVideoGames

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elsabio [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

Photoshopped, I suspect.

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Dr__Kekyl 3 points ago +3 / -0

Front right paw turkey peekin'.

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WhatWouldTrumpDoMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Erotic variety, Pede. Thank you.

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PropagandaWizard1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love the guns, ditch the cat. Dogs > cats.

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boreal_storm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Little known fact: During the Falklands War, the FN FAL was used by both sides.

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elsabio [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

A weapon of choice for many years.

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Kyani_Protocol 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn, Sunday Gunday FAFO Edition!