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Modus_Pwninz 126 points ago +126 / -0

When the mag length exceeds the barrel length 👌

Dem "common sense gun control" be like..."I don't know why, but this seems illegal!"

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Chopblock 54 points ago +63 / -9

’Aww sheet oh wez jus’ at da wrong hou’ suh, ain’nutthin, wez leevin, no prollem, suh, we goin’ now, no need f’dat, so’ry fo any trub’ls suh, don’ need ta caw’ nobody, we wuznt doon nuffim yuh cun put data’way suh’

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Iteachfuckingscience 21 points ago +21 / -0

shucks and jives back to the riot

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daddywhippedcream 2 points ago +2 / -0

kek

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ChrisTheCuckSlayer 18 points ago +18 / -0

500lb 45 year old woman who never made more than 7.25 an hour standing in front of funeral home: "HE WAZ A GOOD BOI... HE WAZ UH ASS-PIRING RAP ARDIST... HE JUS WAN PURPKLE SNEEKERZ LIKE DE UDDER BOIS... HE DIN HAFTA KILLS HIM.... HE DINDU NUFFINS!!!

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bubadmt 18 points ago +18 / -0

He was just on his way to astronaut school and made a mistake and got caught up with the wrong crowd! He dindu nuffin! Now here's a picture from his 6th grade graduation so you can see how innocent be is.

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HenkZeilstra 7 points ago +7 / -0

A shiiiiiiet we wuz kangz, mah qween biitch be callin me a kanggg, I dindu nuffin suh, mistah am a be liiiievin goes back to popping pills and resisting arrests

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DonttrustChina 10 points ago +11 / -1

I mean, I would not describe this gun as a display of common sense.

But rights are only rights if you can keep doing them even when other people think you're not being sensible.

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Modus_Pwninz 6 points ago +6 / -0

The only gun that abides common sense to a liberal is one in the hands of the state!

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DonttrustChina 2 points ago +3 / -1

If a liberal had common sense, they wouldn't be a liberal.

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ZincOS 4 points ago +4 / -0

not quite its bit shorter.

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AtomicShnoz 3 points ago +3 / -0

For when you run out of ammo you can throw it and it comes back to you. Does it have bluetooth?