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deleted 13 points ago +14 / -1
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FRENS 12 points ago +12 / -0

I like to go to the gym and I also like eating food, so I'm like a ripped guy with a layer of fat. Which is helpful when smashing commies.

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rotlausttrefell [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

i see you talk the talk bro but how many reps do you bench two soups cans tied to a stick? i mean proper, 16oz cans.

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FRENS 4 points ago +4 / -0

I do a set, then eat a can of soup, do another set, eat a can of soup, then do a final set to until muscle failure.

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FuckRedditWithADildo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do peas or corn make you get DOMS? I want to keep being Sub

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rotlausttrefell [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

i suggest tuna cans, when you get thirsty during the workout you pull the tab slightly and drink the juices, while the smell repels the betas around you, and before leaving the gym you chug the cans for some good protein.

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JKillen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ladies like it. They think its cuddly.

Bears kill tho

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KekistaniMemeLord 7 points ago +7 / -0

I can't stop laughing, fucking 16oz cans, they're like spongebob working out in there house with stuffed animals tied to either end of stick

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DrCowboyPresident 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Having a gun increases your suicide risk by 400%"

lmao. It increases it by 0% unless you're a cuck who can't control their own mind

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MustBeTrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Probably increases your suicide success.

Women "attempt" more suicides than men, but men achieve more suicides because they don't do pussy shit like take 4 painkiller tablets instead of 2 and claim that they tried killing themselves.

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CrocodileBeers 2 points ago +2 / -0

To face the wall?

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rotlausttrefell [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

this is an old story, but some journalist asked some soviet politician if they would be sending teams to paralympic olympics, dude straight up said "there are no invalids in Soviet Russia." i don't know if it was the wall, but something definitely happened to their disabled people

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JKillen 3 points ago +3 / -0

3 MMA fights 6 full contact kickboxing matches. Blue belt in jitsu. Set a new PR of 415 deadlift. Work outdoors every single fucking day.

I sometimes feel fat and out of shape. Then I see this shit.

You know how fast these people will gas out?

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rotlausttrefell [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

those are some good stats, but do you think you can take one of these? https://i.maga.host/SlFxTHe.png

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JKillen 3 points ago +3 / -0

I never trained for that!

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BIG_TUNA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Man I can barely get my 12oz canned food up. 16oz!?!

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Mynamesprivate 2 points ago +2 / -0

I walked 6 miles in boots, and can feel the front of my ankles being sore a pretty decent bit. My biggest concern is ruck marches or going on patrols in cities. There are ways to combat that pain, though.

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CrocodileBeers 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah all the street-smarts and aggressiveness in the world won’t help you if you’re 135 lbs.

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rotlausttrefell [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

at least we know why they can't even throw a molotov right half the time, a 16oz can is a workout to these lightweights.

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chinita_atx 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hilarious.

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Wess-mantooth 2 points ago +2 / -0

The soreness depends on how hard the dude holding the can is whaling on you

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0