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sunnyingreenfield 203 points ago +203 / -0

Meanwhile Joe stumbles out of his base,ment after 2 days off and can't read a teleprompter. Goes back to basement and naps.

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Sea_Still 109 points ago +109 / -0

And we are supposed to believe Biden is way ahead in the polls.

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Rainman 100 points ago +101 / -1

supposed to believe Biden is way ahead in the polls

That's the funny part... who the hell are they polling, the Chinese?

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Sea_Still 68 points ago +68 / -0

I've never been polled in my life and I don't know a single person who has

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FireannDireach 33 points ago +33 / -0

I've been in a jury pool. You can be in one fairly easy, go down to the courts and tell them you want to be seated, they will fast track you.

I had a murder case, too - was fucked because my then boss was refusing to pay for my time away, and the judge was saying it was gonna be 6 weeks at least. Got sent out of county because too many in the jury pool were aware of the case.

I've been polled, too. I also got hit with a bunch of census shit this year - not the main one, but a lot of "extra" census they're doing. Just my turn.

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Tenpat 12 points ago +12 / -0

You can literally volunteer to be a member of the jury.

They only summon people because essentially no one volunteers.

I plan to do a bit of that once I retire.

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RIB4ever 5 points ago +5 / -0

Most lawyers will try to strike out a jury pool member who's too eager

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FuckU/Spez 15 points ago +15 / -0

I get jury summons at least once a year. Sucks. Had to serve on an actual jury a couple of years ago. Next time I will tell them I get triggered being in a court room with police nd judges. lets see how that pans out lol.

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BeefyBelisarius 10 points ago +10 / -0

Or just say two words, 'jury nullification'.

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bidenhasthebiggay 2 points ago +2 / -0

holy shit i spat out my choccy milk laffin

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geekesmind 1 point ago +1 / -0

Omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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ColoradoTrumper45 14 points ago +14 / -0

If you sound and look too much like a soiboi, the defense may take great pains to keep you on the panel.

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FuckU/Spez 9 points ago +9 / -0

Unfortunately I sat in the jury box to make room for the people behind us and it had better seats... everyone that sat there got selected 😅.

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Deplora 1 point ago +1 / -0

It depends on the state, but I think some states do it from the voter registration rolls, and others do it from driver's licenses and non-driver state IDs issued by the driver's licensing agency.

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DudeThatCame2Sarnath 3 points ago +3 / -0

As the wise man said, I am not a criminal because I don't want to be judged by anybody not smart enough to get out of jury duty hahaha...

That being said, should you ever get called for jury duty, and do not want to serve, just ask a question during the selection process. Any question at all. "Will there be bathroom breaks?" Gold. This will be enough to bring you to the attention of the prosecutors and they will almost certainly not select you. I have seen it several times.

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side_o_beef 3 points ago +3 / -0

“Excuse me sir, are you aware that 13 do 50?”

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TiaTisa 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yet they say you would like to be judged by 12 vs carried by 6. Ya"ll need to change your attitude on jury duty. We are your panel of peers. I serve proudly every time i am called.

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TiaTisa 1 point ago +1 / -0

never avoid a jury. If you are called, do all you can to serve. The actual voice of the the people. I have served twice. I will serve if asked every time

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DudeThatCame2Sarnath 1 point ago +1 / -0

Get back to us when you are selected to serve on a federal grand jury.

Oh and don't kid yourself, you are not being "asked."

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JohnVoight 7 points ago +7 / -0

I thought the same a couple years ago re: never being called for jury duty (which is more than fine w me as I work a very stressful job like most of us here I’m sure).

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misterLahey 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have. And the certain unmentionable power of juries was exercised much to the chagrin of the prosecuting DA.

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IroWide 9 points ago +9 / -0

Im sure they make up the numbers. There are WAY too many 'anonymous sources' out there today.

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tombombadil 9 points ago +9 / -0

I have, back in 2018. The lady who was asking me the questions did a terrible job of not sounding biased. She kept snickering whenever I’d give a pro-Trump answer. I can’t remember which company it was, but it was one that I recognized the name of at the time.

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side_o_beef 1 point ago +1 / -0

We all know they do this, but what is the fucking point? Everyone at this point on both sides knows that they’re bullshit

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FergieJR 5 points ago +5 / -0

I got called once before the 2018 election and once I said I was white, which was like question #3 they said thanks for your time and hung up lol

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_Cabal_ [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

They do their polling at BLM riots

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 12 points ago +12 / -0

Actually I've taken yougov surveys. As soon as they find out you don't watch TV, you're gone. Very telling that all their info comes from those glued to the TV and take it as Gospel.

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_Cabal_ [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

I miss the times when folks placed more priority on having a cool bike than an expensive TV.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

They don;t want numbers that represent reality. They want numbers that create the reality they approve of, and they want to use that disinformation to spread their agenda.

I find it very telling that this should be their dividing line: "did you watch at least 5 minutes of TV yesterday?" If not, you are unpersoned.

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Overkillengine 2 points ago +2 / -0

As soon as they find out you don't watch TV,

I haven't since around 2007 or so. Spent my time on the Internet instead, and watching the astroturfed cult of personality form around Obama was very disturbing in 2008. When you disconnect from the scheduled and centrally controlled media brainwashing a lot of inconsistencies become far clearer.

I avoid surveys, and any excess government or media attention when possible. 2016 was the first presidential election that I have bothered to vote in due to finally having a candidate worth voting for. And I am probably far from being alone in any of the prior behavioral traits.

So I am not surprised that 2016 was a surprise to these idiots.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I voted once before 2016; 1996. I wanted to vote for Steve Forbes for the same reasons I wanted to vote for DJT. Forbes has cucked out, Trump has had character development since being elected the likes of which I have never seen, even in literature!

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Staatssicherheit 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nope. They are polling the same people they were in 2016.

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LirukDatan 22 points ago +22 / -0

The biggest worry is that the dems and the left media are portraying the polls as they are as the necessary excuse for vote fraud. Once they print the votes they need, they'll say it's all in line with the polls so no fraud had occurred.

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Sea_Still 14 points ago +14 / -0

I'm sure that is the plan

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doug2 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's the only explanation. It actually hurts turnout so I really don't get it otherwise.

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Live_Free_1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Counterpoint, we were saying the same thing in 2016. Just make sure everyone you know votes.

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LirukDatan 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm just hoping the dems aren't learning from Russia and Belarus on how to count votes...

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FedTalks 12 points ago +12 / -0

I never understood how awful polls are until recently. Pollsters will intentionally commit major "errors" to show Biden in front. Polls will have tiny sample sizes, intentionally not poll HUGE areas of states because they'll likely be Trump supporters. They'll oversample populations that are more left leaning (millennials) even though they won't vote, and undersample Boomers and Gen- X who are guaranteed to vote. They'll intentionally not weight their samples for education. When they do weight for education they'll oversample very left wing groups (post-grad students) and count them as "students" even though most student groups are more moderate relatively speaking. They'll also release polls of "likely voters" and include voters who feel that they are less than 50% likely to vote for Biden, even though "likely voters" is generally considered to be over 50% likely.

They do this ON PURPOSE to depress our side and make us feel hopeless.

https://www.youtube.com/c/PeoplesPunditDaily ^^ This channel really Redpilled me on just how dishonest most pollsters are.

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Sea_Still 7 points ago +7 / -0

They do this ON PURPOSE to depress our side and make us feel hopeless.

It didn't work in 2016 and it won't work now

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side_o_beef 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is how you get those politics threads on Reddit where it’s like “68% of all Americans support cuties”. It’s all fake

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HariSeldon_1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its to Trump's advantage that the polls show him behind. Its is just motivating his base more. They don't understand that though. They don't understand why so many people believe we will go now the tubes quickly if Trump doesn't win. They don't have the context. Its alien to them. They are their own worst enemy, yet don't know it.

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tombombadil 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not even the left believes that at this point. I have never seen such a demoralized opponent ever.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're not ventilated enough to be as demoralized as they should be.

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Bedminster 6 points ago +6 / -0

Keep putting him up in the polls that's fine with me! Our side is energized to no end to get out and vote IN PERSON and Biden's side is not even energized to wipe there own asses let alone vote in person or by fraud mail. Trump needs a land slide,unequivocally massive win to sink all the fraud and it's going to happen.

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JangoFett 7 points ago +7 / -0

Did you see how out of breath he was when he got to the podium?

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FireannDireach 6 points ago +6 / -0

Did you hear him say 200k people would die by the end of his speech?

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CyberVike 7 points ago +7 / -0

I could be wrong but I believe he said 200 million.

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MonsterSteve 5 points ago +5 / -0

I put on Biden's 'rally' in Philly today and I could only take about a minute before tapping out. It's so low energy and you can tell he's so focused on reading the teleprompter and he still fucks up his sentences. Democrats are worried sick because he just doesn't have anything left.

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Afeazo 4 points ago +4 / -0

He leaves his house only to embarrass himself

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Dudewho 4 points ago +4 / -0

When you have 95% of the media campaigning on your behalf, it takes a hell of a lot of work out of the equation. He can stay home and sniff his grandkids instead.

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Afeazo 99 points ago +102 / -3

Don’t get complacent pedes, Kamala is currently going door to door offering blowjobs in exchange for votes

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JackIsALarp 35 points ago +35 / -0

Just say no to the ho.

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Doggfaceponysoldier 18 points ago +18 / -0

Still waiting for my Madonna BJ

/s

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KekProphet 5 points ago +5 / -0

The hairs of her mustache would tickle, at least

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IAbsolutelyDare 15 points ago +15 / -0

Madonna was the bigger threat.

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MAGACAP 6 points ago +6 / -0

You'd be scarred for life

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Clsballer23 7 points ago +7 / -0

Really?

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GitmObama 12 points ago +13 / -1

opens door C'mon in. (still voting Trump)

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LirukDatan 7 points ago +8 / -1

They're just printing the votes they need for the mail in scam.

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JohnCocktoasten 8 points ago +8 / -0

Senate vote on Friday then?

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IPMang 7 points ago +7 / -0

fucking eyebleach thanks

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No_Malarkey_Joe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why you gotta do this to us?

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GitmObama 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've always wondered what those plastic pillows looked like🤔

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Ben45 3 points ago +3 / -0

He goes to Florida every other day though

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JS_Mill 2 points ago +2 / -0

No way is he waiting 4 days.

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doug2 -3 points ago +1 / -4

Nope it's Amy Barret or whatever her name is people from the admin have told people

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MidwestNorsk 36 points ago +36 / -0

Cops for Trump in Minneapolis. Taking it to the belly of the beast.

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kag-2020- 16 points ago +16 / -0

Saw that too. What a great crowd to cater too. Can't imagine the strife they're going through. What a great group of people to invigorate!

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McFatty7 32 points ago +32 / -0

And Harris will be stuck in the Senate (and off the campaign trail) for the next SCOTUS nominee!

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honeymussie 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's hilarious, sorry bitch back to your "old job"

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BeefChucker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Her “old job” was a “blow job” so Senate is a big step up.

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MN_RED_2020 22 points ago +22 / -0

Harris-Biden.

I love it. It's so subtle.

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doug2 8 points ago +8 / -0

No. This is nonsense. It completely ignores reality.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Look for enough fraud to flip the Senate. Make sure your County clerk and State Secretary of State don't get complacent with just monitoring fraud on the vote for POTUS

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linereddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Big Mike's 2024 run. Harris is unelectable.

But you're absolutely right about Biden. Someone had to sail this campaign into the iceberg and stand on the bridge as it went under. He holds no visible future, and nothing of value to the party will be lost.

Biden's the right man for the job.

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rahsputin 2 points ago +2 / -0

They are not capable of waiting till 2024. They chose Biden because he wont get in the way of their color revolution.

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SHALL_NOT 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can’t blame him. Gotta rest up and carboload before the big contest. Wouldn’t wanna get embarrassed at the big push-up comp. after that you need good sleep otherwise you won’t get all your sick gainz.

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side_o_beef 1 point ago +1 / -0

Saturday: look, fat

Sunday: playing with leg hair

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bubadmt 1 point ago +1 / -0

IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-IF-WHY-WHY-WHY-WHY-WHY-WHY-WHY.. OKIE DOKE C'MON MAN!

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RoughWaters 13 points ago +13 / -0

If you can donate and you haven't already make sure you do. A little cash is a small price to pay for the future of the country.

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WestPalm 8 points ago +8 / -0

Agreed. Trump is the first politician I've ever supported via monetary contributions.

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rich77 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just buy a hat. The price goes to donation, the shipping covers costs, and you get a MAGA/KAG hat.

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Data_bank 12 points ago +12 / -0

I’d love to go to everyone of those events and make a documentary that shows how kind and diverse trump supporters really are

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

As an example, we had a back the blue rally Friday night. It was a Trump rally without Trump. 3 anqueefas dressed in black bloc walked through. Nobody hassled them. They were completely safe.

Imagine 3 of us trying to go through a black bloc assembly 1,000 - 1,500 strong?

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canuckastani 10 points ago +10 / -0

Not sure how he does it, this man is unstoppable!

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Imransgarage 10 points ago +10 / -0

Damn Jr going up to the boonies. Good for him.

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Keep_on_winning_kag 9 points ago +10 / -1

BIG DICK ENERGY

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BeefChucker 1 point ago +1 / -0

You know it’s big when Harris can feel it and Joe can remember it!

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Cerberus30 9 points ago +9 / -0

I've heard the Biden campaign has almost zero ground game. I'm barely seeing ANYTHING here in Arizona which is supposed to be in his column now. Trump signs though? Everywhere, and usually damaged from grown toddlers.

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side_o_beef 4 points ago +4 / -0

In my area, signs by popularity:

Trump

Yard sale

Biden

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kag-2020- 4 points ago +4 / -0

They're making the steal harder and harder to achieve. 4d Chessmaster at work. Meanwhile Biden is collecting dust bunnies in his basement.

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-f-b-i- 8 points ago +8 / -0

There's like 20 pages of events

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IncredibleMrE1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Meanwhile, Sleepy Joe can't even read off a teleprompter any time he comes out of the basement, which is rare.

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magachudd 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Peaceful protest" fucked their dumb plan. Don't they know who they are dealing with?

You say no 30 ft flagpoles, you should expect a 20 ft mound and a 10 ft flag.

Idiots.

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Ricky_CIA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hiden Barris doesn't need energy, they have DNC voter fraud on their side.

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Loc12 4 points ago +5 / -1

Anyone got bidens diary? Betting now he will have no events

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DeafMute 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Biden campaign has zero hustle. I have never seen such little effort by or enthusiasm for a presidential candidate.

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Elias_Pedro 4 points ago +4 / -0

impressive length

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masshole3 4 points ago +4 / -0

Four States in 4 days: Ohio, Pennsylvania, Maine and Florida!

GEOTUS doesn't stop!!! We have a MACHINE for President, folks!

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GoldwaterVoter 4 points ago +4 / -0

That schedule is NOTHING compared to Harris-Biden's 19 fashion designers!!

Meanwhile no scheduled events on Harris-Biden campaign web site.

"The Biden-Harris Campaign Taps 19 Fashion Designers To Create Merch For The 2020 Campaign "

https://www.bet.com/style/fashion/2020/09/09/joe-biden-kamala-harris-merch-designers-believe-in-better.html

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NazisWereSocialist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Heard tons of fireworks going off last night, leftovers from the Trump beach party I guess, but let’s be real, it was really celebrating RGB kicking the bucket.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy shit!!!!! One of those events is where I live btw!!!!!!!! Not Trump speaking, but he is doing a big rally in my home state of Virginia as well!

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_Cabal_ [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

First name: WHERE'S

Last name: HUNTER

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Psyk0Tripp 3 points ago +3 / -0

cries in California

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Choppermagic 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't mind the fake polls that make the left complacent again and sets up another massive REEEEEE election night.

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I_love_liberty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Harris being fucked is nothing new....

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ikuyas 3 points ago +3 / -0

They are trying to overwhelm Biden campaign in case they cheat with male voting after the election day. It should look like we landslide in order to make any opposition look illegitimate.

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JamesSunderland 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Trump team's insane schedule actually indirectly caused Hillary to get thrown into a van like a Side of Beef out of pure exhaustion. I don't think Biden can keep up his increased activity for another 6 weeks.

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ikuyas 1 point ago +1 / -0

Uhm, interesting. Biden campaign doesn't really have many surrogates except for Kamala. And she doesn't want to do too much because then it undermines Biden.

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anon572759 2 points ago +2 / -0

They don't want her to do too much because she suppressed black voter turn out. She's an insult to black voters. Both BLM and the Bible crowd. The only person they could have picked that would be worse for them than her would be Hillary.

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Nate4761 3 points ago +3 / -0

CNN: But they're not wearing masks or social distancing.

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albanian_maga 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ok, good, now get back to work! We are not getting complacent.

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Winged_Splinter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jesus. I need to figure out where Trump is getting all his energy from. Dude is twice my age and as 4x the energy. In fairness, having a baby over the last 8 months has worn me TF out.

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anon572759 2 points ago +2 / -0

MAXIMUM VITALITY, NATURAL MALE ENHANCEMENT.

Also Bill Clinton is a rapist.

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anon572759 1 point ago +1 / -0

I loved that. Tucker was pure gold on fox and friends. Shame I didn't listen to it then. Loved the one where he was snoozing.

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Chiliad5 3 points ago +3 / -0

In 40 years, I've never seen a harder working presidential campaign. Incumbent or challenger.

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Updoots4patriots 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seems like we could have a bit more varied campaign event locations. Are battle ground states the only thing that matter any more are we a country of 8 or 9 states?

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July_1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know it, I know it, we are winning in a landslide.

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iactuallylovetrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

So many Peaceful Protests!

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KingMob 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jesus, this campaign is a steam roller.

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Tomboy_Patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Really wish he would come to Southern California. The overflow crowd would be massive. The optics would be a massive message to the Demoshits.

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anon572759 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thought they were still locked down. The last thing Cali needs is a list of the final holdouts preventing glorious communist future comrade.

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TwoStar 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks! I'm registered now for the closest one to me

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Facebooks 2 points ago +2 / -0

No one wants to come out to see joe he’s the worse candidate ever

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Mintap 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where are the events headlined by Hunter Biden? Supposedly he is a super successful businessman with many international successes, scoring bid deals in Ukraine, China, etc. Surely he could help Biden campaign.

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JS_Mill 2 points ago +2 / -0

They blame Covid social distancing for Biden's low energy low crowd "rallies" as if it they would tough the levels we have.

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Staatssicherheit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Harris-Hiden

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