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FuckU/Spez 15 points ago +15 / -0

I get jury summons at least once a year. Sucks. Had to serve on an actual jury a couple of years ago. Next time I will tell them I get triggered being in a court room with police nd judges. lets see how that pans out lol.

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BeefyBelisarius 10 points ago +10 / -0

Or just say two words, 'jury nullification'.

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misterLahey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't say those words but live by them if appropriate.

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bidenhasthebiggay 2 points ago +2 / -0

holy shit i spat out my choccy milk laffin

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geekesmind 1 point ago +1 / -0

Omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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ColoradoTrumper45 14 points ago +14 / -0

If you sound and look too much like a soiboi, the defense may take great pains to keep you on the panel.

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FuckU/Spez 9 points ago +9 / -0

Unfortunately I sat in the jury box to make room for the people behind us and it had better seats... everyone that sat there got selected 😅.

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Deplora 1 point ago +1 / -0

It depends on the state, but I think some states do it from the voter registration rolls, and others do it from driver's licenses and non-driver state IDs issued by the driver's licensing agency.

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DudeThatCame2Sarnath 3 points ago +3 / -0

As the wise man said, I am not a criminal because I don't want to be judged by anybody not smart enough to get out of jury duty hahaha...

That being said, should you ever get called for jury duty, and do not want to serve, just ask a question during the selection process. Any question at all. "Will there be bathroom breaks?" Gold. This will be enough to bring you to the attention of the prosecutors and they will almost certainly not select you. I have seen it several times.

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side_o_beef 3 points ago +3 / -0

“Excuse me sir, are you aware that 13 do 50?”

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DudeThatCame2Sarnath 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL yeah that'd do it...

Less than 13 though!

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TiaTisa 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yet they say you would like to be judged by 12 vs carried by 6. Ya"ll need to change your attitude on jury duty. We are your panel of peers. I serve proudly every time i am called.

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TiaTisa 1 point ago +1 / -0

never avoid a jury. If you are called, do all you can to serve. The actual voice of the the people. I have served twice. I will serve if asked every time

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DudeThatCame2Sarnath 1 point ago +1 / -0

Get back to us when you are selected to serve on a federal grand jury.

Oh and don't kid yourself, you are not being "asked."