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DudeThatCame2Sarnath 3 points ago +3 / -0

As the wise man said, I am not a criminal because I don't want to be judged by anybody not smart enough to get out of jury duty hahaha...

That being said, should you ever get called for jury duty, and do not want to serve, just ask a question during the selection process. Any question at all. "Will there be bathroom breaks?" Gold. This will be enough to bring you to the attention of the prosecutors and they will almost certainly not select you. I have seen it several times.

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side_o_beef 3 points ago +3 / -0

“Excuse me sir, are you aware that 13 do 50?”

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DudeThatCame2Sarnath 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL yeah that'd do it...

Less than 13 though!

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TiaTisa 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yet they say you would like to be judged by 12 vs carried by 6. Ya"ll need to change your attitude on jury duty. We are your panel of peers. I serve proudly every time i am called.