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PyroSphere 81 points ago +82 / -1

If it'll drop a commie it'll do.

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WhitePowerRanger 34 points ago +34 / -0

“We droppin stacks on stacks on stacks. Ya boy’s a commie killin machine. 2 scoops, MURICA”

-Benjamin Franklin

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Raindrops1984 28 points ago +28 / -0

“I don’t know the name of the gun, only the sound it makes when it redecorates the trees with commie brains.” — Bob Ross

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 13 points ago +13 / -0

No wonder they were all happy little trees

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Chad_Dudebroski 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dicks out for Harambe

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EricCharliemella 19 points ago +19 / -0

"The problem with quotes on the internet is you simply don't know if they're factual" - Abraham Lincoln

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DingoDantheTrumpman 19 points ago +19 / -0

"I'm about to bust on this nigga fo real!" Kyle Rittenhouse

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rob0Pede 24 points ago +25 / -1

Look at that tube. No problems there. Believe me.

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rob0Pede 10 points ago +10 / -0

It’s a meme dude. That’s a long buffer tube. I’m comparing it to male genitalia. And quoting trump. And now I’ve explained the joke.

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googurt 10 points ago +10 / -0

We explain the best jokes, don't we folks!

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rob0Pede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey man i don’t live in a free state. That thing i see in the picture may as well be an alien fucking weapon lol. I’m in NJ. We need a license to buy BB guns and slingshots. To me, that’s a lotta exposed buffer lol

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OldHickorysFlintlock 17 points ago +17 / -0

Great gun! I love how it folds up too.

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Anti_Immigration 17 points ago +17 / -0

One of the best "backpacking " guns you can get. Pushes 9mm standard loads to close to 357 magnum velocity ( 10 inches is about the max barrel you want for a 9mm before it actually starts losing velocity again), and it folds up smaller than an ar9 pistol. Only problem is it can get hot due to the polymer forend. I have the g19 model that has the slightly shorter magwell so it can take the 10 and 15 round mags all the way up to the 33 rounders and drums. With the g17 model, the magwell is too long for anything shorter than 17 round mags.

Bought it new for $350 new pre corona in black, it's totally worth it.

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WhitePowerRanger 12 points ago +12 / -0

As much as 5 boxes you might be moving

Edit jeeze y’all forget fast

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol yes that’s the one.

Is my joke funny now?? 😂

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's weird that I knew EXACTLY who you were describing at "wet dog shit"

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

I won’t give you crap for the joke you made, but I will give you crap for your user name. The Red Power Ranger as always the best.

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BasteSpuds 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm not even a fan of pistol caliber carbines but this has always caught my interest. Just so handy. Played with once. Definitely a stay strapped in your backpack piece.

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Anti_Immigration 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, it's like a pistol magwell. So if you get the longer one, you can't use the shorter mags unless you modify it. Unless you have xxxl hands, the slightly shorter grip still provides enough purchase to fire, and it gives you the benefit of more compatibility since you can now use the g19 mags and the Ban state compact 10 rounders.

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Earlie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, in the grip

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Ih8leftists 14 points ago +14 / -0

Did it come with all those mags!?

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CaptainAHab [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

The guy I bought it from threw them in there with the gun, thankfully.

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Ih8leftists 10 points ago +10 / -0

You got lucky!

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AnointedVisions 3 points ago +3 / -0

gunmagwarehouse . com has kci 32 rd glock mags for about 14 bucks. Save some for me though, I get a few every paycheck

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Ih8leftists 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice!

Thanks

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CaptainAHab [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

Stickied!?! No way, I don’t believe it. Thanks mods!

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WhitePowerRanger 6 points ago +6 / -0

Xtra mags AND a sticky?? The gods are on your side today pede! Happy Sunday Gunday!!

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CaptainAHab [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Haha I know! It feels like Christmas!

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elliotle10 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow two sub2ks on the front page! Lol like I told the other guy look up MCarbo and pick up the stainless steel feed ramp to replace the plastic one. You can go crazy on afternarkets and turn the thing into the race gun that the Keltec team uses but at bare minimum the feed ramp needs replaced if you’re using it for self defense.

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LookupTaylorMarshall 9 points ago +9 / -0

Very nice, pede - and love the username, too. Moby Dick is a treasure of a book.

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duallyford 5 points ago +5 / -0

He was referencing the book. Just ask his girlfriend!!

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Note to self: New dick name; “Moby”

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CaptainAHab [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks pede. Took me long enough but figured it was time to finally pull the trigger...😏

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Chick-fill-eh 7 points ago +7 / -0

Now you have a decision... Replace that mushy trigger with the mcarbo unit, or put that money towards a second freedom dispenser.

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Chick-fill-eh 2 points ago +2 / -0

To me, it feels like the plastic is bending during the pull. It doesn't really 'break'... The hammer just eventually scrapes off the sear, and then finally boom. It's my only polymer gun, and I think that's part of it too.

All that said, I haven't replaced it, because as you say, it goes bang. Also hard to spend half the gun's price on a trigger upgrade because I'm being a little bitch.

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Blurpy 6 points ago +6 / -0

That'll get the job done just fine. Welcome to Gun Ownership! A serious responsibility, and wonderful and patriotic pastime.

"Arms are the only true badge of liberty. The possession of arms is the distinction of a free man from a slave." Andrew Fletcher

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npbreakthr0ugh 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mcarbo is the site. They make all the good aftermarket parts for your sub!

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CaptainAHab [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Awesome. I’ll have to check it out.

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thedirtmerchant 2 points ago +2 / -0

MCarbo heavy charging handle makes a big difference in recoil. Their trigger is good and the aluminum trigger housing is worth it too

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NazisWereSocialist 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sub-2000’s are fucking awesome, even the first gen’s that need some after market upgrades, but the new ones have all that and I think threaded barrel is even standard.

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Watermaker67 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's awesome! Looking for a 9MM carbine myself!

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anon572759 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good find. I was led to believe that Kel-Tec didn't actually sell guns to people, just magazines and review web sites with how scarce some of their cooler toys are.

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WhitePowerRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice kicks cap’n

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Cesare_Borgia 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey that's a sweet gun. Congrats!

9mm is hard to find right now. If you're near an Academy they'll have some for an hour, maybe less, after opening on ammo truck days. Around here that's Thursdays and Fridays. I couldn't say if that's a national schedule though.

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nikandr23 3 points ago +3 / -0

omg i always wanted sub2000 even now i still want it

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tokenninja 3 points ago +3 / -0

Love this carbine. Great choice

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xBigCoffinHunter 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think this may be my next firearm.

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Blergaderg 3 points ago +3 / -0

Such a great gun. I've been told by many people, that a 9mm has no place being shot anything past 10 meters. I say, if you can hit someone in the head at 50 meters with it, use it. Ignore what anybody else says.

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DeeDay 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those kind of statements always make me chuckle. If we could all walk around with full auto, 5.56's, didn't need to worry about concealment, costs and the ability of the shooter to handle the firearm, than why not?

However, many extenuating circumstances come into play well before the caliber of the weapon or even the weapon itself. Let me put it this way, would any of those naysayers take a 22 short, single shot weapon if it was the only practical option they had? Would they take a pocket knife? I sure as hell would.

You're 100% correct, the Sub2000 is a great option for many reasons! I can nail steel at 100 yards out of the box and it's the perfect gun for your vehicle stash and backpack.

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AnointedVisions 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've been curious about some kel techs. I already have a glock and Ruger pcc with glock magwell, so this would fit all the ammo amd mags I have already lol

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utfanx2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Doesn't fold as compact with a foregrip on. Not sure why Keltec went with pic rails on the gen 2. Gen 1 was fine.

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Mavdick96 2 points ago +2 / -0

To your username, I have to say:

White whale, holy grail!

If you like heavy music at all, you'll know that reference.

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FUCKTHEDNC 2 points ago +2 / -0
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VinnyMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

That rifle folds in half! Pretty cool if you ask me!

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davidmode 2 points ago +2 / -0

Welcome aboard!

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Ask_If_Im_A_Cactus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Great first firearm

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Sansa_Belt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Know your target and what's behind it. Finger off the trigger until you acquire your target. Safety is a mechanical device that can fail, the safety is between your ears. Always keep the muzzle pointed in a safe direction. If there is an accidental discharge the results are far less drastic and costly. Get thee trained so that you can hit what you aim at and are not a menace to society...hehehe. Good luck pede.

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Winged_Splinter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Very nice. I was looking to get one of those or the Beretta cx4 but I couldn't find any being sold anywhere. They were all bought up. May have to give it another look.

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Parlangua 2 points ago +2 / -0

Congrats Patriot Pede. I got one for Christmas last year. It's a really fun little banger

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BasteSpuds 2 points ago +2 / -0

P.s. if you're gonna rock af1s tuck your laces. Definitely a southerner.

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CaptainAHab [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haha touché. You got me there.

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BasteSpuds 2 points ago +2 / -0

No prob bro just spreading proper uptowns shoe etiquette.

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Erlik_Khan 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a nice one! I would love to get one of those for the wife. She loves lightweight and minimal recoil, finds our AR a bit too heavy. And that model seemed perfect for her.

Love the FDE too, that's my personal fav!

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PNWArtist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Beautiful choice. Congratulations.

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CaptainAHab [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

What upgrades did you do? The main complaints Iv heard have been about the trigger.

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CaptainAHab [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah Iv had other people say to get the stainless steel feed ramp. I’ll look into the metal bushing tho for sure. If it does slip, is it just the next trigger pull where it wont catch, then once released it will slide back in? Or is it slips will I have to go in and manually fix it?

Thanks for the help. Like I said, it’s my first gun and although Iv shot plenty of guns, I’m still pretty green.

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CaptainAHab [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Good to know. Since posting this Iv been looking at the different upgrades on the mcarbo site. There are a number of little upgrades, mostly switching out the plastic pieces, that seem fairly easy and cheap. I’m just nervous taking the gun apart, but I’m gonna need to learn at some point.

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CaptainAHab [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haha I saw that one shortly after mine. Looks like it’s pede friendly.

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Biglittledickenergy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bro get an 80% lower no serial number... just buy the jig set and get to work. No lists, no databases, no background checks.

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eddieblasphemy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nothing crazy lol

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Gstreetshit 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd feed it a good diet of 124gr federal HST for defensive use.

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wazzalurker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Made in Florida!

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ProtectFreedom 0 points ago +1 / -1

Please get an AR15 immediately.