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JoeBidensDementia 200 points ago +204 / -4

Cocaine Mitch is going to save America.

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NoahGav 132 points ago +132 / -0

"Fine, I'll do it myself" - Cocaine Turtle 2020.

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AmericanJawa 15 points ago +15 / -0

"Fine..."

"...I'll..."

"...do..."

"...it..."

"...my...self..."

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PremiumPatriotPepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

We have the best turtles don't we folks?

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aaafirefly123 2 points ago +2 / -0

Much better then ¡Yeb!

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cuckslasher 47 points ago +47 / -0

RELEASE THE TURTLE

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UpTrump 16 points ago +16 / -0

But muh "expert says SC nomination unlikely!"

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doug2 12 points ago +12 / -0

Hell they haven't gotten it yet. For trump unlikely is like breakfast. It's just par for the course.

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Afeazo 14 points ago +14 / -0

Can't wait to tell my grand kids in the future that back in 2020 a cocaine trafficking turtle saved the USA from commies.

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PepesCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmao

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tdwinner2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh yeah, we're going to have epic stories for our grandkids.