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The_Litehaus_Abides 146 points ago +147 / -1

I've always thought there was fraud involved in Mitt's primary win. His opponent was perfect.

Mormon, father of 8, both a doctor and a lawyer, experience in the state legislature. Romney and the good old boys cheated.

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FireannDireach 72 points ago +77 / -5

Don't forget, his niece runs the GOP.

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alfredbester 40 points ago +41 / -1

Don't forget this is politics and even Potus has to play the game sometimes.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 30 points ago +30 / -0

History will remember Trump giving Mitt all the olive branches he could only to get repeatedly stabbed in the back.

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MAGAPlenty 18 points ago +19 / -1

The same reason GEOTUS has Cocaine Mitch’s wife has DOT secretary

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Worldtraveler0405 17 points ago +18 / -1

Is Ronna McDaniel the niece of Mittens? What is the game they're playing, Mormon Monopoly?

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formerlythetim 5 points ago +5 / -0

I agree! Isn't it wild how some purists have abandoned Trump for stuff like this? You have to look at the grand scheme which is the economy, energy independence, national defense, not offense, SC judge selection! and so much more, fighting fake news, he's still a huge breath of fresh air our Trump

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Kek_Johnson 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't forget. His big purple rubber dildo is named Pierre.

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Mashiki 5 points ago +5 / -0

Stay right there, I'm baring my two hollow fangs.

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anymouse22334455 65 points ago +65 / -0

Mitt Romney would suck dick for bus fare and still choose to walk home.

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crimsonfancy 13 points ago +13 / -0

Ok. Thats spicy. Kek

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Pilotmtb 33 points ago +35 / -2

I’ve got a lot of family in Utah and they hate what he’s done as of late. I dont know anyone there who’s going to vote for him for a second term

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45ACP 13 points ago +15 / -2

I'll believe it when I see it. I was raised mormon and can tell you that mittens is the only thing more popular among mormons than lying about jerking off.

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Pilotmtb 5 points ago +6 / -1

Haha oh man I met dudes in college who claimed they had never jerked off in their lives. I was like yeah sure you haven’t buddy

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winsome 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mormons hate Romney?

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Pilotmtb 3 points ago +4 / -1

My family hates Romney, they are all Mormons, their friends hate Romney they are all Mormons. I’m not Mormon anymore but yeah Romney only won because he’s a famous Mormon. Anyone who’s paid attention to what he’s done hates him

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Necrovoter 9 points ago +9 / -0

Spite is one of the few drugs more dangerous than meth. If Romney can't learn to forgive Trump for embarrassing him, he's going to be eaten up with hate and do things that will land him in Hell next to McCain.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 9 points ago +9 / -0

The Romneys in Utah are like the Bushes in Texas. Even the movie "The Sandlot" has a Romney in it....the baseball field that they play the Little League team at is L.C. Romney Park (it was filmed in SLC).

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AlohaSnackbar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sal Tlay Ka Siti?

Where the goat-meat there is plentiful And they have vitamin injections by the case The war-lords there are friendly They help you cross the street And there’s a Red Cross on every corner With all the flour you can eat!

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KuhlooKuhlay 7 points ago +7 / -0

willard thinks he has a chance for the republican nomination in 2024. that's what his nonsense is all about plain and simple.

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Shitsbrokeyo 12 points ago +12 / -0

Been rampant cheating going of years. The only reason we have Trump is our turnout was so great.

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DblFistinPiston 10 points ago +10 / -0

I agree, Utah is almost completely based. Romney is a powerful man in Utah whether we like it or not.