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Has anybody seen a Biden boat parade yet? (youtu.be) 💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by engineerdon ago by engineerdon +28 / -0
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KilroyJCNJ 3 points ago +3 / -0

I see a Biden Boat Parade every morning —— when I flush.

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Edmond 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sometimes, my poop floats. Is that a Biden Parade?

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Shreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

If Biden had a boat parade it would sink for lack of energy.

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SimpleMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

They were planning one but decided to call it off when they learned that 0.01% of the boats may sink. Instead they are recommending that people isolate themselves and wear life jackets at all times if they live within a 500 mile radius of a body of water such as an ocean, lake, dam, swimming pool and bathtub.