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cjcivicx -2 points ago +4 / -6

Great, now my penis will have to be coaxed out from hiding...

Ladies, any takers?

He's 13 inches.... starting at the spleen.

I mean who's to say where the dick ends and the spleen begins? A turtle isn't just the part sticking out of his shell...

I'll see myself out.

Edit: :Can you people not take a joke?

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ItalianSnausage 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dane Cook joke I think. Lol

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cjcivicx 0 points ago +1 / -1

Robert Schimmel

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morphagent 1 point ago +3 / -2

Why the downvotes? That comment is funny as hell. We all need a laugh once in a while. Lighten up people.