... because I'm not a US citizen and doing so would be illegal, immoral, and against everything President Trump stands for.
But that doesn't mean you shouldn't! No matter what, vote in person and MAKE SURE IT'S COUNTED! Your country and the world depends on it.
MAGA!
Dude, just cross the border illegally and you can vote 3, 4, even 5 times per election!
Why not? That's how the Democrats do it.