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bluedevilga 30 points ago +31 / -1

What's wrong with Jewish Heaven? Does the writer think that Jewish Heaven is less enjoyable than Christian Heaven? Is Jewish Heaven NOT a better place? Not that you would find Ruth in either one....

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 26 points ago +26 / -0

(the writer thinks jews don't believe in an afterlife)

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KnoxHarrington 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sadducees I believe they're called.

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myswedishfriend 11 points ago +11 / -0

Sadducee you go but we got another Supreme Court seat to fill!

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HatnNewLognReqs 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kek

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_-Th0r-_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Double kek

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Shalomtoyou 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was raised reform and was taught there was no afterlife.

Later on, I listened to very orthodox chabadic Rabbis... and they say there IS an afterlife. (And what a story they weave of it!)

Go figure.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gotta love facebook Karens. George carlin may have been a lefty degenerate, but he knew how to deal with feminists. "Which one of you little cupcakes wants to come over to my house, cook me dinner, and give me a blow job?" After that it's pretty much "reeeeeeeeeee!!!!"

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Shalomtoyou 18 points ago +18 / -0

I certainly can't anticipate the actions of the Heavenly Court. But Reincarnation apparently is on the table in Judaism.

Ruth probably has been given some hefty assignments to do via Reincarnation before her soul can be given the standard rewards.

Problem is, she's going to be reincarnated in soon-to-be aborted babies a lot... over and over....

(Okay, I better stop before I get myself into trouble)

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aintgotnotimefothis 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hopefully she gets an abortioner like the one who joked about cutting vocal cords first. Maybe she will be left on a cold steel tray while her mother and doctor have a conversation about whether the mother will be inconvenienced if the baby is allowed to live.

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viVbiz-bufmu1-qodmem 0 points ago +1 / -1

Important to note pretzels bagel dog (op in Twitter ) hasn’t exactly established their credibility for speaking for ALL Jews or understanding ALL Jewish theories.

We are getting wrapped up over an anonymous post.

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tombombadil -1 points ago +4 / -5

In Christian theology, Jews eventually get to heaven after the second coming of Christ.

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JeremiahKassin 9 points ago +10 / -1

Some. Not all. The branches cut off are cast into the fire. I say this as a Christian with Jewish blood.

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bluedevilga 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yes, but Jews probably think their heaven works just fine without Jesus, or else they would already be Christians.

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MissileToad 1 point ago +2 / -1

Huh? Yeah no, that's not right at all.

John 3:17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 18He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

1 John 5:11And this is the record, that God hath given to us eternal life, and this life is in his Son. 12He that hath the Son hath life; and he that hath not the Son of God hath not life.

You are free to believe what you will choose, but Jesus cannot be both the only way and not the only way.

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tombombadil 1 point ago +1 / -0

They convert during the second coming: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conversion_of_the_Jews

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EpicPede -2 points ago +1 / -3

wrong