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DemiCod 26 points ago +26 / -0

I'm not gonna lie...

Beats the hell outa anything sleepy joe could stutter through.

Compared to a sleepy joe rally this one is very fine...with very fine people.

God save Arby's!

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Theannihilatrixx [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

ARBY'S FOOD IS FINE TO EAT

haha

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womp_squared 2 points ago +2 / -0

It is certainly more coherent than any Pedo Joe speech I have heard.

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47urOFH3d 18 points ago +18 / -0

The only thing about this I might believe, is that Trump has done over 1000 hours' worth of rallies.

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Tejanopede 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s pretty obviously a joke.

The question is, does every random Trump hater in Twitter get a blue check?

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ripley88 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think Trump' lines are AI and the descriptors are clearly written to give it a little more continuity.

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Au_contrarian 1 point ago +1 / -0

She hasn't learned to code.

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VeilOfReality 10 points ago +10 / -0

Honestly the stage directions make me feel like this person probably wrote it themselves.

That said it's still funny

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Slamdance 7 points ago +7 / -0

We only had one glass of milk left and Obama drank it? Rude 😑

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BuffaloReaper94 2 points ago +2 / -0

It wasn't that kind of milk.

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cook_does 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump could read this as a joke at a rally and it would be epic entertainment. Still no coherent than sleepy Biden

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h3xAd3c1m4L 3 points ago +3 / -0

And they think this will offend us?! This only gives us more power!

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Mona1950 2 points ago +2 / -0

Four more Swamps - HAHAHAHA

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Pedeville 2 points ago +2 / -0

So I burned the swamp, big swamp, the biggest, and now four more swamps came. Can you believe that? Now I need to burn four more swamps

Crowd: four more swamps! Four more swamps!

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AdamSmith1776 2 points ago +3 / -1

I feel like Keaton was the Bot and he’s actually the one who has been taken over.... rent free.

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PatrickSebast 1 point ago +1 / -0

Keaton does the 1000 hour bot joke routinely for multiple subjects. It's just a common gag for him.

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freewillsetstruth 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd love to have a Tall Job!

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GoldenPotatoRequiem 2 points ago +2 / -0

Obama drank the milk...? Wh- Wha- That’s not right!

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Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hurrr, me so smrt, orange man bad and people that not say orange man bad so stoopid har har me so smrt

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BOBON0101 1 point ago +3 / -2

Sure entertaining if you are still an immature Tiktok teen

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Mona1950 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hehehe

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HungNavySeal300Kills 1 point ago +1 / -0

So apparently they're a comedienne.

But also I have experience with machine learning and Natural Language Processing. This isn't what any algorithm would create. AI is a lot more boring and nonsensical.

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kornesque 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh shit, I am become the howling crowd. My absolute sides...we need to hire the left, we are teaching them how to win for us!

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Watermaker67 1 point ago +1 / -0

Makes more sense than creepy Uncle Joe, plus milk is a great chaser for salty liberal tears. Dig up more milk!

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GuacBowls 1 point ago +1 / -0

1,000 hours of Trump rallies

So, 3 rallies?

HIGH ENERGY

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Patriot6969 1 point ago +4 / -3

Yeah..ok sure.

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JoshHawley 1 point ago +1 / -0

This was so hilarious! This is fantastic. My abs hurt.

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remember1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Absolutely rent-free

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spinometer 1 point ago +1 / -0

In reality, this was written by a thot who has never watched a Trump rally but for short clips shown by CNN.