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So...What Day Works for You? (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Isaiah53 ago by Isaiah53 +5957 / -0
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the_hoffman 378 points ago +385 / -7

No comments yet, here’s my chance, what do I say? Shit.

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sometimescanbefunny 156 points ago +156 / -0

SOILED IT!

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fadingecho 92 points ago +92 / -0

Found Biden's alt account.

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the_hoffman 60 points ago +60 / -0

C’mon man!

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tycho 10 points ago +10 / -0

One of the best copypastas to date.

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sometimescanbefunny 29 points ago +29 / -0

Listen, fat! I won't stand for any of that acu-acu- move that up - pronounced as ay-q-sah-tory malarkey! I stood up to Corn Pop and I'll stand up to you!

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BadManOrange 22 points ago +22 / -0

Listen, fat. I come prepared for times like this. First I do 40 push-ups, then I grab my Depends and cover up... you know, the thing. Look, My dad would “say, ‘Joe, when you soil yourself, search for the scent of a little girl to help cover it up." and that's what I do.

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Nameless_Mofo 4 points ago +4 / -0

You lying dog faced pony soldier!

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BADGERPEDE 6 points ago +6 / -0

WHAT IS HAPPENING?

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ProphetOfKek 48 points ago +48 / -0

I usually just remind people that Bill Clinton is a rapist,

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MegoThor 10 points ago +10 / -0

Chucked into a van like a side of beef!

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the_hoffman 12 points ago +12 / -0

I was going to say, nnnnnn, the, mmmmhh, you know, the, the thing... I wanted to say... nnnnhh... that’s my, there uh, that’s my wife Joe Biden! I’m her husband!

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the_hoffman 13 points ago +13 / -0

GEOTUS!

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Okieshartpostdoke 10 points ago +10 / -0

Why not both, biggot?

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Nameless_Mofo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wax the balls, bigot

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V-FOR-VICTOR 24 points ago +24 / -0

Kek

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goodbeerbetterviews2 201 points ago +203 / -2

They don't understand that they will be picked off from rooftops, tree lines, and the shadows. Their food supply is gone. Their water will be shut off. Their power grids are outside the city. Do you really want this you fuckers? Do you want to see how quickly gang lords rise to power in your shitty cities? Because once starvation sets in we will simply block your way out and force you back in. Normal citizens will turn against you. You are alone once your boys start turning into pink mist around you.

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MMXX 164 points ago +164 / -0

The Seattle CHOP garden was the perfect example of delusional ultra-liberal city dwellers thinking that they're even remotely capable of self sufficiency.

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WhiteLash 106 points ago +106 / -0

Lmfao. A dude on LSD destroyed the garden in like 2 days if I recall correctly.

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840726 64 points ago +64 / -0

It was destroyed in minutes lol. The "garden" was about 200 square feet.

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MMXX 105 points ago +105 / -0

Are you ready for the punchline? The guy who started the CHOP garden has a Masters degree in "Sustainability in the Urban Environment": https://www.thestranger.com/slog/2020/06/12/43897621/meet-the-farmer-behind-chazs-vegetable-gardens

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Konsaki 58 points ago +58 / -0

Ironically, there are techniques to make a city self sustaining, such as hydroponics facilities and rooftop/terrace farming. The reason we don't do so right now is because it's just not economically viable, as mass rural farming is vastly more efficient than the 'city methods'.

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BigPepeEnergy 42 points ago +42 / -0

Yeah the real issue is that not enough people who live in urban areas want to take the time and effort necessary to upkeep even a small garden. I live in the burbs, we have a decent sized garden, and its work on top of whatever job you have. You can't just get home from the office, make a sustainable Soy-Smoothie, smoke a ton of pot and shitpost to ChapoTraphouse for 8 hours. Gardening takes attentiveness, planning and time every day. These shmucks don't have what it takes on top of it being far less cost effective than rural farming.

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SimpForMelania 17 points ago +17 / -0

I've tried to successfully garden SO many times and keep failing, so I really respect people who can. I grew some tomatoes once and they tasted so good that I keep trying lol

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 15 points ago +15 / -0

...wait'll you get up to homesteading size. My wife and I spend an average of 6 hours a week maintaining ours - and that is definitely not counting the hours spent processing, dehydrating, canning, freezer-prep, and seed-harvesting the produce we do get out of it.

On the plus side, we get long conversations w/o electronic interference, and 50% of our grocery bill is taken care of (I'm currently expanding things so that 80% of our grocery needs disappear.)

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braveContrarian 1 point ago +4 / -3

thats not true at all.

me and my friends in the mountains smoke pot and garden at the same time all the time. and get tons of food from it.

honestly if pot affects you that badly, your too low IQ to even work at mcdonalds im sorry. you should be labeled with like 30 learning disabilities if thats the case.

Drinking alcohol has a far worse and more severe effect on intelligence and decision making. you can also drive 100% safely on THC as well. and its been a recognized medicine for over 5000 years up until congress committed fraud to make it totally illegal and then the rest of the world slowly followed through as places like the UN created the drug schedule system and pushed it on everyone (reagan did not start the war, he accepted the directive from the UN)

so much fraud gets done with drugs you have no idea. like suboxone -- reckett and benickiser committed several acts of fraud to get that past the FDA but nobody cares. for one, the naloxone in it is inactive because it has less binding affinity than bupe -- meaning the strips are fully injectible and the courses the doctors take for certification straight up lie and it can be easily proven.

not only that but theyve created a system which deprives people of treatment with caps on patients and specialized doctors who only take cash -- often working BOTH in pain management and that which is a true racket (get em addicted, keep em addicted, cash visits only)

so in combination, even if you have the money and are desperate you could end up on a 5 year waiting list. 99% of patients arent addicted and use once per month before going to fail the drug test so they can get 3 boxes a month (more than any person needs in the world) and sell them all for massive profits.

it creates a black market intentionally -- ive even known doctors to take strips out of peoples scripts sometimes for private illegal use or to sell on the side. but no matter how many cops, people like me who once were patients, or anyone else tries to blow the whistle nobody gives a damn shit. I even DID email the FDA but they dont care.

btw in order to quit their demon drug, I had to treat myself in unauthorized manner utilizing kratom and DXM cough syrup. worked like charm. clean off all opiates for 8 years. and yes DXM has beneficial properties for helping out opiate addiction. its in medical studies. lot of ways its a worse drug than heroin with a brutally long 2 month withdrawal. you really are better off just cold turkey.

Ive had fights on reddit with people over it -- the reason they deny the truth about suboxone is because they heavily profit from it. the doctor pays for itself and then some. easiest money you ever made in drug dealing. could be solved by forcing them to look for injection sites at dr visits, pill counts, as well as removing the fraud course and allowing GMs to prescribe directly paid for by insurance.

right now people pay like $300 for a visit once a month, but end up making like $800 a month off it once you realize insurance IS covering the drug they arent using and get to sell. people literally fill up the limited seats to do this because its easy money just to sell at inflated rates to people who do need it.

Some realize injection is possible that do need it, and then use that to stretch their own supply out to sell -- which the doctors claim is impossible (had fights with em) but its a widely known fact by anyone with pharmacology knowledge about these substances. its just the company and many of the users intentionally and knowingly perpetuate fraud.

its entirely possible to take 1 pill, go to outpatient rehab on insurance a few times a week, shoot up in the bathroom at rehab, and sell a majority of your rehab drugs which they refuse to look for signs of abuse or sale because its suboxone. they never count. dont look for injection sites. dont care. and believe the lies they were fed.

im actually sad, because yes, in this case I DO know more than those doctors (not all, just those ones, and just related to this specific subject).

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Aoikaze2000 10 points ago +10 / -0

Except if they legalize marijuana, it won't be lettuce that's grown in the warehouses....

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ChrisTheSoberITGuy 18 points ago +18 / -0

And planted on top of cardboard with a little soil on top. Didn't even cut through the cardboard

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Demonspawn 13 points ago +13 / -0

Secondly, why the hell does he think that’s happening? What could be different from the 1920s to now?

Because everyone who didn't live in a city farmed back in the 1920s. It wouldn't shock me at all to find out he was accurate.

There's been a significant shift from rural farming to non-farming since the early 1900s. Farms have been consolidated (it's not just black farmers who have dropped in numbers massively) and it's amazing how little of our population farms now. We did have a small return to farming with victory gardens during WWII, but that's long over now.

First of all, I’d like to see the numbers on how many farms were owned by whites back then and owned by whites now.

It's the exact same tend among whites as well. That's why his statement is complete propaganda: it highlights one race while ignoring the overall trend was the same across all races.

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braveContrarian 2 points ago +2 / -0

well really this also had to do with the consolidation of wealth after every major economic disaster. think "grapes of wrath"

the thing is, the 1920s depression was intentionally created by a group of insiders for the purpose of consolidating the economy; or at least beginning to.

if you know how JFK became rich, youd know his dad was a mob-boss who was in on the whole depression thing and cashed out the day prior with other insiders. thats how JFK became aware of the conspiracy at an early age and probably why he was killed off. his family never experienced a depression, but amazing wealth.

look at NYC right now. whole point is to devalue the city/state to 0 and then buy up million dollar properties for a nickel, gentrify them, open up all the businesses and restaurants under their own banners, and actually take over the economy.

that is the point. thats why all the bailouts only ever go to the large corporations and banks who intentionally misuse them as bonus money and never to the small businesses that get wiped out.

if you wanted a true bailout plan, it would have to fuck over the 1% and aim more for the 10-20%. the 1% can bite the loss and keep only the property they have and still make profits -- just not GROW economically.

in my view it doesnt matter if the small guy grows instead of him, while he stays more stagnant.

if you bailed out the people they could simply buy back their own farms and businesses for less than their original mortgages.

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Luminous_2a 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'm assuming they were using it to keep weeds down. You cut holes in it where you put your plants so that there are no weeds in between the plantings. That alone wasn't a completely terrible idea, but there was no way that a garden that small would made enough produce for more than a couple of people. Even then, it would be months before anything was edible.

Ideally, you would put the cardboard down where you want to plant, wet it, then let it kill off the weeds/grass and naturally compost in the soil over the fall/winter so that it's ready for spring planting.

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MMXX 11 points ago +11 / -0

It's called sheet mulching, but they did it way too late in the season and with not nearly enough soil on top of the cardboard.

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MudDog 2 points ago +2 / -0

They had to save room for the supply gliders to land

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CrackaJack 16 points ago +16 / -0

Also, the garden was like 10sq ft, and have like 6 plants in it.

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ObjectiveReality 9 points ago +9 / -0

'Planted' in two inches of loose soil on top of cardboard... Once they realized that you have to transplant them out of their planters.

All in a Seattle climate I'll remind

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MouthAgapeForBLMJizz 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yes! Lmao I remember. Does anyone have the pics of it? It was so embarrassingly bad and shitty looking 😂

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Friendly_B 8 points ago +8 / -0

"garden"

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CovefeefevoC 16 points ago +16 / -0

There is a book titled "See you in 100 years" that catalogues and documents what are likely left leaning libs trying to survive on their own as though it was the late 1800's. Fascinating insight into what it takes. They give it their all and end up succeeding - but likely became less "lib" because of it. IMO great book, not because of the prose but because of the revelations within it. the TLDR is self sustaining without modern power functionally takes all your time up. You have to worry about how many calories you are burning vs. how many you are planting - especially when just starting out.

Also gender/sex differences DO matter- significantly - and if you ignore them, you die.

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Crockett 6 points ago +6 / -0

They give it their all and end up succeeding - but likely became less "lib" because of it.

Imagine spending years of blood, sweat, and tears, earning the experience required to finally achieve and maintain a sustainable living for your family from the earth itself....then one day an unemployed talentless political science major shows up and claims that you're morally obligated to feed and shelter him as well, because you have the means. (And that also, you should probably stop raising chickens because meat is murder).

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CovefeefevoC 12 points ago +12 / -0

Sure. In the book they decide to change "roles" for the day, The guy would take care of the toddler and the house work while the wife would take care of the fields. She simply did not have the physical ability to get enough of the work done by the time it would have needed to have been done for them to maintain their, at the time, farm. Essentially the reality of the physical differences between men and women came to the forefront when your life depends on the food you are planting and caring for today determines if you will survive the winter.

Men are stronger, - they have larger lung capacity than women, men can simply do "more work" than women in the same amount of time (physical). This isn't a mystery. If SOMEONE has to watch the kid and keep to the stove and the house - who should do it, the man, or the woman if the other job is to work in the fields?

There is also some interesting concepts of the equation of Calories burned to generate future calories to burn. If you are running at a deficit you are in trouble and may even be able to spot the trouble months out. But also taking into account during winter months you will be more sedentary so will not have to necessarily worry -as much - about daily calories available. Do you have a reserve? etc.

The perspective of food scarcity also puts into perspective how special "Feasts" were back in the day - Modern day has completely erased the importance of a feast back in the day because we have lost the perspective of how important food is and how difficult (without modern power) it is to develop/cultivate - Further - that's not accounting for famine or bad crops.

It's a really interesting book for this kind of practical data.

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PatriotsandBacon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just look at the suicide rates of those ignoring them now...

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braveContrarian 1 point ago +2 / -1

lets have a 100% female military. what could possibly go wrong if they all died?

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stratocaster_patriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

And that CHOP garden was for black and indigenous only. Yeah, that seemed about their speed. Nice comorbidity garden lol.

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Modus_Pwninz 6 points ago +6 / -0

They bought potted herb plants from local stores and then threw them on the ground in some dirt.

Lmao, enjoy your herb sandwich, minus bread. Herbs are a seasoning not a food you fucktards!

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zooty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey, when you're eating only vegetables, I reckon seasoning becomes really important.

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SilverStarv5 2 points ago +2 / -0

especially salt

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zooty 2 points ago +2 / -0

I saw a recipe that had pork as a seasoning. That's the kind of seasoning I could live with on a vegetarian diet.

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LesboPregnancyScare 6 points ago +6 / -0

Also Raz, the unelected ruler of CHAZ, because he had guns and a posse. Rule of might, a hardly progressive utopia.

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Dckman 24 points ago +25 / -1

They really don't get it.

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goodbeerbetterviews2 13 points ago +14 / -1

They have to come to us. And we can control all vital supply lines coming in.

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grndmrshlgando 9 points ago +9 / -0

they were killed by their own stupidity. the bullets only helped them along.

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Konsaki 24 points ago +25 / -1

How to siege a city via 2 objectives:

  • Crash/disable 18wheelers in a way to block the main highways in and out of the city, preferably over any major bridges or roads that don't have frontage streets. Use a handful of snipers to discourage anyone trying to clear the obstruction.

  • Damage/destroy/disable the power substations distributing power to the city from the nearby power source. This can also be accomplished by using a sniper to shoot/sever the high voltage cables on the high current power lines leading to/from the power source and substations.

The effect is that the city now has vastly reduced flow of food/supplies into the city and any supplies that are in the city will spoil sooner due to lack of refrigeration. Water supply also might be affected, depending on location of source and how it's powered, but as a human can survive without food for months but only days without water, it's advisable to leave the water supply alone.

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Shezestriakis 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sorry, but war is war. Shut down the water too.

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Postal 9 points ago +9 / -0

The people of Seattle will just get/loot it from the grocery stooooohhhhhh, right, they forced them all out.

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zooty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, they say it rains 9 months of the year in Seattle...

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BeefyBelisarius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Already done. The water mains won't be able to stay at pressure when the power's shut off.

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NewVoatAccountName 19 points ago +20 / -1

The gang lords wouldn't even have much of a chance to rise to power, since the truckers would abandon the lawless cities and the highways could be easily cut off far from the cities, leaving them all stranded in a desolate hellscape. If most cities instantly switched to a perfect system of rationing food, they'd still be starving in a week or two. If people panicked and hoarded food, the shelves would be barren on that first day.

Meanwhile, all the farmers, the hunters, the ex-military, and the preppers would be fully stocked and ready for MONTHS in advance, with the farmers and hunters being able to easily replenish their stocks by either living off the land or raising more crops/animals.

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MouthAgapeForBLMJizz 21 points ago +24 / -3

This very well may be true but conservatives have absolutely ZERO organization as of right now. None. Conservatives need organization.

Edit —> The blm/ Antifa/ commies have the backings of billionaires, the backing of ELITE level democrats, the backing of commie sympathizer Mayors and Governors. The backing of corrupt and George Soros paid DA’s and prosecutors... and violent foreign communist organizations (ccp).

Yes. In a one v one battle, Or a “okay commies line up on this side of the valley and conservatives line up on this side of the valley” patriots would prevail.

But that’s not how it would go down nor is that how it’s currently going down. All you guys almost wishing for a civil war need to understand this isn’t game of thrones. This isn’t Call of Duty. Just because we; on average; are more stout; stronger and more Alpha etc doesn’t really mean shit.

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justsomefuckingdude 11 points ago +11 / -0

Conservatives need organization.

That's a good way to see just how quickly the feds can move when they feel like it. The system has been designed to prevent patriotic Americans from organizing. All the inefficiency and inability to do anything about the leftist terrorists has nothing to do with some lack of capability on the part of the feds, they simply don't want to stop it.

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Isaiah53 [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

It actually works to our advantage.

They now have no groups to infiltrate or attack.

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justsomefuckingdude 5 points ago +5 / -0

We really do need to be better organized as far as the government goes though. We can readily see the power of having DAs your side controls. The problem though is that trying to understand and control politics/government at such a focused, local level but simultaneously across the entire country is incredibly complicated. Probably one of the reasons the left loves huge government so much, the bigger and more complex it is the harder it is for your average citizen to even understand how it all works, much less have any meaningful ability to affect it. Whereas the 'elites' with billions of dollars and massive organizations who created the Byzantine mess in the first place can readily navigate it and control it. Same exact idea as regulatory capture with massive corporations pushing complex regulations smaller competitors and startups can't possibly deal with.

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MuadDon 2 points ago +5 / -3

Suicidal levels of hubris here. Unless the farmers and hunters and ex-military and preppers are prepared to organize to defeat the communist states of america and its world-class military AND take its place AND become or assign the first leadership to restore the Constitution, then civil war will just end in communistic totalitarianism or a primitive period of preppers living out their days alone in the woods waiting for the Chinese invasion and settlement forces to arrive.

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NewVoatAccountName 6 points ago +6 / -0

thinking that the US military would accept a Communist takeover
thinking that the military wouldn't kick the Commies out on Day 1 of a hostile coup attempt
thinking that most of the troops wouldn't either go AWOL or quietly rebel from within
thinking that America's allies would sit back and do nothing to help remove the violent Commies trying to overthrow the American government

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MuadDon -1 points ago +1 / -2

Like I said, suicidal levels of hubris. If communism ever takes hold here, it'll be from within and done insidiously, and the population will go with it. Look at how fast it worked on Venezuela. Many in extremely important positions all over our land already agree, including military leadership. Things are far worse than you think. Our only chance is winning the info war.

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thegeeseisleese 3 points ago +3 / -0

Its weird. It was either too fucking hot and humid or just ridiculously cold and miserable at the time, but I find myself missing the time spent out in the field with my brothers. Literally no outside world, just a bunch a dudes bullshitting to pass the time

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Nameless_Mofo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face

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dizzle_izzle 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've never heard it phrased so perfectly.

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justsomefuckingdude 8 points ago +8 / -0

Definitely. Not to mention, there is no doubt people on the right are generally more fit and better prepared and all that, but don't underestimate just how unhinged the leftists are. These are the sorts of people who would have absolutely zero moral or ethical qualms about straight up genocide. That absolute willingness to do evil counts for a lot.

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justsomefuckingdude 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's sort of my point, the left seem incredibly willing to get their hands dirty, regardless of odds. We see limp-wristed, soy-fed faggots going on the attack constantly, against the odds, even antagonizing and assaulting armed patriots. A normal, mentally healthy person is not prone to violence, but the left is not composed of normal, mentally healthy people.

It's just something to be cautious of, since, being honest, we're often guilty of arrogant complacency. Or in other words: Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.

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Isaiah53 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's similar to dealing with jihadists...all virtue signaling and senseless violence.

Funny how they all piped down when their funding was cut off by Trump.

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Jaqen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Their version of war is being just annoying enough to not get steamrolled. It will be guerrilla warfare, small attacks here and there, retreat, refocus, repeat.

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IamDEMONetIZED 54 points ago +55 / -1

lololo that's a funny meme

uh, it IS just a meme, right? ...

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chuckachookah 29 points ago +29 / -0

Depends...

FAFO.

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Konsaki 10 points ago +10 / -0

Depends on how the radicals react, doesn't it...

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HuggableBear 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is a high quality, calorie dense, ultra-filtered, non-GMO, USDA Prime meme

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, sure! Sure it is! Now lemme just get this last round of 5.56 in the magazine... click there we are. Oh, what were you saying? Oh yes, just a meme, my boy.

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Bingervilleman 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope it is the thought of civil war scares the shit out of me. Gotta be ready for it though.

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IamDEMONetIZED 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope it is - the thought of civil war scares the shit out of me. Gotta be ready for it though

You are wise. Many 2A people think they have all the weapons
but are oblivious to the fact that that tyrant Lincoln sent the US Army
to attack The South who just wanted to be left alone with status quo
and with another Leftist government, this could happen.

I do not condone slavery, but slavery was not what Lincoln cared about.
It was more the trade (price) advantage of slave-labor over The Union`s paid labor.

That is evidenced by his promises to Blacks to get them fight during the war
and his subsequent DILEMMA of whether to GRANT the promised freedom
and voting rights to all after they actually won.

The question is, what is the issue of the age today?
Socialism - the process of turning a state to dependency on government provision. When complete, it is Communism.

PS. Ever wonder why an employee advocacy group is called `a "union" ?
We all know US companies move operations to foreign countries to escape them.
All are complicated issues.

PS to PS. Hitler mirrored Lincolns actions exactly. Hitler sought control of lands once controlled by Germany. ( King George III was the first King of England to even learn English - it is incorrect to say he was an English King - he was King OF England and of German heritage. ) Hitler conscripted his male citizens to do this.
This is actually why Virginia left The Union - they didn`t want their boys going to war - the whole notion of what Lincoln was doing was anti-freedom.

John Wilkes Booth uttered Virginia`s State motto at the assassination.

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fitfrank 46 points ago +46 / -0

had some new guns on my christmas list...gunna bump them up the list to "halloween decorations" in my budget

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ohamitired 9 points ago +9 / -0

I hear ya, bought a bunch of ammo the other day.

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dizzle_izzle 4 points ago +4 / -0

You were able to find ammo? Fuck man. I can't find 9's for less than 60 cents.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's pretty... a shitload of moving parts, tho.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

"C'mon honey. Wouldn't these little PPKs look so adorable hung in the windows??"

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trumpforeverandever 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ah, Sunny used to be a good show until they hired that bitch who ruined Community on their writer's team and she raped the show and made it totally non-edgy and almost going towards SJW especially with all the faggot stuff and that dance and everything. Great username btw lol

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MAGAPlenty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah damn, that's why I noticed a drop in quality after season 6

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South_Florida_Guy 34 points ago +34 / -0

Good morning... Sunday morning.

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CrackaJack 10 points ago +10 / -0

Okay why do people keep saying it's Sunday morning? Did I miss a thing?

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DisgustedByMisleadia 10 points ago +10 / -0

That video clip is marked "sensitive content"!

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Darth_Vader 14 points ago +14 / -0

Paddy’s is closed during the shutdown. The gang need to grift their way into “essential jobs” to keep paying the rent. I can see it already.

Dennis is the Biden family’s ’s personal life coach. Frank’s the guy who killed Epstein. Dee was supposed to kill Maxwell but keeps botching it, dumb bird. Mac stays quiet all episode and we learn at the end he’s produced several dozen movies for Netflix.

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MAGAPlenty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Paddy's opens the bar for a democrat politician's secret bender and Dee blows the whistle.

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MouthAgapeForBLMJizz 19 points ago +26 / -7

Idk. Again, I don’t understand all this larping and almost wishing it a civil war. Lots of people, good people, elderly, young... just those in general could die violently. It’s not a game. It’s not fun. It won’t be “over in a weekend” Yes most lefties are beta cucks but as we’ve seen they’re (BLM and antifa etc) are also backed by BILLIONAIRES and violent communist regimes - CCP) Many cities have a complete stronghold and are refusing to enact law and order. DA’s prosecutors etc refusing to charge. Released after an hour. Complete random acts of violence everywhere. Many in unsuspecting victims. The left have organization. A lot of it and a lot of $$$ and influence in all areas. The right / conservatives have seemingly zero organization and very little influence whatsoever. See kyLE rittenhouse as an example A civil fucking war isn’t fun or even “Easy”. It’s too the point now where literal mass and random acts of violence is happening and can/ will continue to happen. Then what? It’s not like it’ll just be like “okay! We are starting! Go!” Again- Conservatives have a complete lack of organization. None at all it seems.

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Graey 18 points ago +18 / -0

"The soldier above all others prays for peace, for it is the soldier who must suffer and bear the deepest wounds and scars of war" - MacArthur

It is very true, too. As a vet, man can I see the violence and the anger building up...but please, God, we should not let this devolve into a Civil War by any means. We MUST make it to election day, and let the truth ring out. If it crosses that line everyone who is silent and on the sidelines just praying to return to normal, all those good innocent Americans, will be dragged into the mud along with the vocal minority.

Death is not the only cost of War. A second Civil War would absolutely destroy any semblance of trust in the government, in the "parties" that speak for us, and even with our own neighbors. This wouldn't even be a state vs state thing where the 'bad guys' are a few states away afterwards and we can just move on when its all over. Its an ideology that is in every state in some capacity.

We are talking about an entire generation of Americans who will lose the capacity to trust or work with their own neighbors and coworkers. It would be the end of America as a superpower in the world, and regardless of how it ends, both sides lose. The only winner is the rest of the world that looks at the USA with envious eyes.

You want to know why it seems like there's foreign influence all over this election? Because it is...they all see it as a win-win. For the red white and blue blooded Americans though, its a lose-lose.

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BuffaloReaper94 9 points ago +9 / -0

You're right, I'm not advocating for a civil war (if it came down to real fighting, I'd probably be wiped out in the first five minutes), but you say, "We are talking about an entire generation of Americans who will lose the capacity to trust or work with their own neighbors and coworkers." How far are we from that, now?

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Graey 2 points ago +4 / -2

We are still far enough away that its repairable. The VAST majority of us are silent. Silent Democrats, Silent Republicans, and anything in between. Most of the vocal ones are the extremes and the minority. I'm just a username on TD and I talk to family, but no one else needs to know where I lie beyond the US flag up at my house, and few people make it out to me physically.

I think most people are like that. I believe most everyone just wants this mess over and done with and to move on. If 2021 comes around without major incident, life goes on pretty much as it has been. If it gets dragged violently into open conflict, it becomes the job of our children and our children's children to rebuild. I don't want that for them.

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EpicPede 5 points ago +6 / -1

It's way beyond repairable man.

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 4 points ago +5 / -1

I disagree.

I live in rural Oregon.

I actually know a lot of co-workers and long-time friends (many who live.work in Portland proper) who, in spite of their left-leaning ways, have not gone full TDS.

Their greatest hesitations/convictions are caused by the tsunami of propaganda pouring out of every media outlet. This, as you might guess, is our greatest enemy in this whole thing. I have seen a few red-pill over time, but it takes time, patience, and a gentle effort.

So far though, the greatest influence in getting these folks to un-left themselves has been the riots. One friend of mine got red-pilled the same night that BLM marched through his neighborhood screaming threats. The "Black Lives Matter!" placard on his front porch didn't insulate him from being directly threatened (he shouted his support, only to be told that he'd only be believed if he literally gave his house to the mob - he then shut up, hid in his locked house with a baseball bat, and prayed that they went away. That was more than enough to make him realize that these assholes are def. not fucking around, and the next day over the phone I got a ton of questions about how one goes about buying a firearm, what kind to buy, where to get one, etc.)

I think that, as these rioters get even stupider (they will, trust me), all but the TDS-afflicted will quietly join-up with the right side of the ideological divide, and while they may still be gay, pro-choice, whatever, they will certainly not abide by the BLM/Antifa bullshit. I hope it will force them to clean their ideological house (like we had to in the 1990s with shitheads such as McVeigh and David Duke), but I'm not going to call it just yet.

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EpicPede -3 points ago +1 / -4

wrong

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 3 points ago +4 / -1

And you know this because...?

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TFP2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

Exactly too many people here overestimate the support we would have in a Civil War. The general public hates all sides in politics and many of them do not even vote but it has been proven time and time again that they hate us just a bit more then everyone else and that is enough to turn them fully against us. We will not be convincing anyone to take our side with what we are doing now.

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SheepleMaster 6 points ago +6 / -0

Plus we all know whose side the media will take.

If internet is shut down, the only media remaining will be leftist propaganda. Even with the internet, it's majority controlled by left already.

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Bingervilleman 2 points ago +2 / -0

It scares the shit out of me too pede. It would be the most disgusting thing that most of us have ever seen.

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EpicPede 1 point ago +3 / -2

username checks out

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MouthAgapeForBLMJizz -1 points ago +2 / -3

Cringe. That is the same shit Reddit losers say when they have nothing of substance to offer as a refute.

I mean it’s kinda funny but...do better.

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EpicPede 2 points ago +3 / -1

this isn't debate class lol

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shall_notbeinfringed 1 point ago +1 / -0

why do you think they emptied the prisons for? Covid?

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MouthAgapeForBLMJizz 1 point ago +1 / -0

They emptied them for a civil war? How do you mean?

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Undying 14 points ago +14 / -0

So how would a civil war work in a modern 1st world country? Do we just quit our day job to go fight in the war or do we only have night battles? I'm going to be tired after work.

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Undying 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ok, glad I won't have to quit my job.

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dizzle_izzle 6 points ago +6 / -0

You're exactly on point my friend. Like absolutely perfect.

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Furaffinitydotnet 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean they tried to shoot up that ICE facility last year but they're too stupid and suicidal.

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EpicPede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why would anyone on the right regret that?

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EpicPede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Anybody who is serious about this has considered all of that 10x over.

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Thrasymachus 0 points ago +1 / -1

Oh well I guess it's global Communism then, we can't allow anyone to be endangered.

The laundry list of leftist causes you listed virtually don't exist in the real world, and typically include almost total overlap between members. Further, ADL as a fighting force? Lebanon is a retarded parallel: you knew that as you typed it but typed it nonetheless; why?

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Thrasymachus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Congratulations, you just played yourself.

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Viewer01 12 points ago +12 / -0

I’m just waiting for the state level rhetoric to start between governors. Imagine threatening to call up the national guard on each other.

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trumpforthewin 11 points ago +11 / -0

How about right now? I'm free right now.

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ohwell316 2 points ago +2 / -0

I need a couple of weeks. Laid off with time on my hands.

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border_humper 8 points ago +8 / -0

it’s chilly to be out on the street in Nov tho

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SheepleMaster 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nov 10+ is when they're planning to go all out.

Check out the "Red Mirage" scheme from the Democrats.

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SwampPhox 9 points ago +9 / -0

Leftist Larpers Lazily Larpering.

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rush 8 points ago +8 / -0

Classic scene from IASIP 🤣

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ohwell316 6 points ago +6 / -0

So well acted. Charlie Day underrated.

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drfooser 7 points ago +7 / -0

Question: Who's most likely to survive a hellscape battlefield proxy war of spiritual powers?

Answer: The ones who have submitted to the One True Living God.

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Isaiah53 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Amen

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z89101 6 points ago +6 / -0

Civil War at dawn.

Appomattox......at dusk.

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Hempbeard 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's Always Sunny and Civil War in the same meme? I am a happy man.

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Redked 6 points ago +6 / -0

Brutal.

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SheepleMaster 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hahahah!

I don't have anything to add here.

Just that I reallllllllly laughed my ass off to this meme.

GREAT JOB

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ArticleISection10 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think the right is just waiting for them to cross the line enough where when they get smacked back hard - they can't play the victim for it

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CrAzD 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lovely wholesome meme.

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ThePopcornTape 4 points ago +4 / -0

What's the original scene?

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TrumpLovesPussy 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's Always Sunny in MAGA Country

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Timeloop13 4 points ago +4 / -0

This scene is hilarious, and a perfect use of it👌 Here it is if anyone wants to see it

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stratocaster_patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Rock, flag, and eeeeeeeeagle!!!!"

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redditadminssuckit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice

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Tyrone_biggums 3 points ago +3 / -0

“I’m gonna put one, right between your teeth!”

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xBigCoffinHunter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lmao love that show. I don’t even care if they’re cucks.

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TFP2020 3 points ago +10 / -7

Too many people here overestimate the support our side we would have in a civil war and the end results. Russia and China would immediately start looking for a way to take us over if civil war broke out and that would put things in a new perspective. Other countries are not going to let that happen and would support the side they believe can bring stability the fastest and give how Trump is running on a 50/50 approval rating there is no telling which side that would be.

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Frankly_George 12 points ago +12 / -0

So what's the alternative?

This house cannot stand divided. And you know they're not going to leave us alone. So with an enemy who will not stop until every last one of us is destroyed what is your alternative to war?

Do you just expect us to roll over and die?

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NewVoatAccountName 11 points ago +11 / -0

Russia is a weak country militarily, as shown by the Battle of Khasham, where 40 US troops fought against an entire armored division of Russian "mercenaries" (actually Russian army soldiers), and the US forces emerged without so much as a paper cut while the Russian side received 100% casualties (every soldier either wounded or killed) and all but 2 of the Russian vehicles were destroyed.

Meanwhile, China is still suffering from their One Child policy under Mao, with most of their troops being single-children who were spoiled rotten by their parents, turning them into "wimps, sissies, and little emperors", and the entire army as a whole having no combat experience since a brief foray into the Vietnam War in the 1970s.

One is a ex-Communist nation still suffering the aftereffects of those decades of corruption and economic rot, while the other is a Communist nation still reeling from their own failed social-engineering policies while their "army" hasn't fought against any non-Chinese-citizen target since Nixon and/or Carter were in the White House.

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TFP2020 3 points ago +5 / -2

Couldn't the same be said about our army since we barley use any of it in the Middle East? Neither side has an army with experience fighting a true modern day war with drones, missiles, and other new weapons. Fighting terrorists is in no way comparable to fighting a fully prepared army.

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NewVoatAccountName 6 points ago +6 / -0

What "fully prepared army" are we fighting?

I just showed you how our two largest enemies, Russia and China, are both completely incapable of fighting with America's armed forces (the Battle of Khasham only happened in FEBRUARY 2018, about 2.5 years ago). Even if we faced them in battle, their weak morale (from either "having such a massive defeat in their recent history" or "being spoiled rotten") means that they wouldn't last long under a heavy assault.

There is plenty of evidence in Syria that Russia was helping various Syrian terrorist groups as part of an effort to prop up Assad while undermining the US forces in the area, so we already have extensive experience combating both their weapons and their tactics, as well as thorough experience defeating their troops.

Many of the next-largest armies (such as India, Japan, the Gulf Cooperation Council, Britain, etc.) are our allies, often with long histories opposing Russia and/or China.

Our troops don't need to all directly experience combat if we can have the combat veterans share their knowledge with the rest of the army, letting us get rid of what doesn't work and focus on what does.

And all that's not even mentioning the "Third Revolution in Military Affairs", or "3RMA", that the Gulf Cooperation Council (GCC) has developed over the past few decades, and shared with us within the last ~3-4 years (as shown by the Marine Corps ditching their tank division for smaller Special-Ops teams that are more universally-capable), and shared with our other allies at some unknown time (as shown by India following a similar change in tactics to the GCC and the USA).

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Pouderpuff 8 points ago +8 / -0

I don't think either of those countries wants us to redirect all of our anger on a common enemy.

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TFP2020 3 points ago +4 / -1

This is assuming they don't wait until we weaken ourselves so much we cannot fight back against an invasion. China can for sure beat us if we are divided as their military is on par with ours.

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Pouderpuff 2 points ago +3 / -1

China relies on all of our businesses to operate as a county. They're a pimple on our ass. If we start fighting they stop getting money. If they really want to cross the ocean to be welcomed to our air force and navy they're more than welcome. They would sink in the water before they ever made it on land.

Watch this Pede: https://youtu.be/lBYxXSUDV8o

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Slappysq 2 points ago +2 / -0

That was the plan all along.

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SheepleMaster 3 points ago +3 / -0

China/Russia would have to attack (or be attacked by) NATO outposts first.

There would be no surprise invasion.

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Koza 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean, they wanted it right?

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Dandaman352 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don’t know who did this, but this is absolutely spot on. You sir are a pioneer of excellence.

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illiteregetimate 2 points ago +2 / -0

Masterpiece tier. I can feel Charlie Day’s apprehension.

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KM4JNW 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love this meme. So close to the truth.

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Wheredidiputit 2 points ago +2 / -0

This was great scene. Love this show.

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Joe_Hiden_69 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is anyone concerned we HAVE to pick a female?

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anon572759 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump's been saving ACB for Biddy's spot. Its a well known secret, he wants her on that seat.

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EntilZha 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't up vote a lot here, but this gave me a 0445 Monday morning chuckle.

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drachennwolf 2 points ago +3 / -1

I hate how everyone talks about civil war so casually. War is horrible, and killing people who you potentially know is a million times worse. Most people have never actually seen death, let alone taken someone's life. We should be doing everything in our power to move closer to reconicilliation than open warfare, and yet we're not.

It's painfully obvious everyone is in way over their heads with their rhetoric. I mean shit, that was extremely obvious when Kenosha Kyle shot 3 people. He blasted the first, was assaulted by a mob, shot two more, and everyone surrendered. He literally walked to his mom's car and went home, unopposed. It took 3 victims to go from "KILL HIM" to "FUCKING RUN!!"

The world isn't pretend and make believe. This isn't dungeons and dragons.

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AenAllAin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Perfectly captures the spirit of it all.

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Cdat88 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can i have my old tank back? I will even take the M60A3 I started on (Ended on the M1A2). Need a Gunner, Loader and Driver though. Who is with me? I promise it will be fun!

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Rhondevu85 2 points ago +2 / -0

War is terrible. Most liberals are chicken shit and gunless. Hope it never comes to that.

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Magentapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was just talking about this scene with my wife yesterday. Why does the Cosmic Joker fuck with my head?