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So...What Day Works for You? (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Isaiah53 ago by Isaiah53 +5957 / -0
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the_hoffman 378 points ago +385 / -7

No comments yet, here’s my chance, what do I say? Shit.

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sometimescanbefunny 156 points ago +156 / -0

SOILED IT!

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fadingecho 92 points ago +92 / -0

Found Biden's alt account.

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the_hoffman 60 points ago +60 / -0

C’mon man!

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sometimescanbefunny 29 points ago +29 / -0

Listen, fat! I won't stand for any of that acu-acu- move that up - pronounced as ay-q-sah-tory malarkey! I stood up to Corn Pop and I'll stand up to you!

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BadManOrange 22 points ago +22 / -0

Listen, fat. I come prepared for times like this. First I do 40 push-ups, then I grab my Depends and cover up... you know, the thing. Look, My dad would “say, ‘Joe, when you soil yourself, search for the scent of a little girl to help cover it up." and that's what I do.

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Nameless_Mofo 4 points ago +4 / -0

You lying dog faced pony soldier!

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BADGERPEDE 6 points ago +6 / -0

WHAT IS HAPPENING?

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ProphetOfKek 48 points ago +48 / -0

I usually just remind people that Bill Clinton is a rapist,

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MegoThor 10 points ago +10 / -0

Chucked into a van like a side of beef!

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the_hoffman 12 points ago +12 / -0

I was going to say, nnnnnn, the, mmmmhh, you know, the, the thing... I wanted to say... nnnnhh... that’s my, there uh, that’s my wife Joe Biden! I’m her husband!

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the_hoffman 13 points ago +13 / -0

GEOTUS!

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Okieshartpostdoke 10 points ago +10 / -0

Why not both, biggot?

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Nameless_Mofo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wax the balls, bigot

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V-FOR-VICTOR 24 points ago +24 / -0

Kek