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BernillaryClanders 34 points ago +34 / -0

Op has a 56k baud modem so I took this long to post

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HonkNJhonk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bringing back memories.... those were better days, not gonna lie.

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BiglyCovfefe 30 points ago +30 / -0

Never forget Burrito Chad.

"You assaulted me by throwing your hot coffee in my face, and then I threw better punches than your boyfriend. That's not illegal."

Fuckin BTFO.

MAGA.

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TampaMAGA 20 points ago +20 / -0

Man why are people hating on this repost. Well look back on this as a milestone of Dot Win

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FergieJR 8 points ago +8 / -0

We have lots of new pedes. Reposts are fine once in awhile! Plus he is a dot win user! Gotta support our own!

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VinnyMAGA [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

It definitely was. I remember refreshing for hours waiting for him to post the bodycam footage.

Also this was one of the first times the site went down. Possibly ddos attack, more likely every single user hitting refresh like I was!

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wakingmajority 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am still here Vinny!

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VinnyMAGA [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know and I'm glad to see it my fellow pede! Your burrito post is in my top 3 of all time on .win, and I'm happy to hear from you.

If we weren't on opposite sides of the country I'd be honored to buy you badasses some beers!

Until than do us a favor and cut out the racisss shit! /s

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wakingmajority 2 points ago +2 / -0

So the bitch who wrote that article, Liz Spear, is being forced to issue a retraction. She left out the part where we erected a burning cross and rode off on our pale horses. Fake News!

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VinnyMAGA [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

🐸

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malapropcomic 13 points ago +20 / -7

This happened a while ago, why is it being posted now?

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TrumpsWall 25 points ago +25 / -0

Cause it was awesome

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malapropcomic 8 points ago +12 / -4

I agree it was awesome aside from the fact the woman who started it wasn't knocked out

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VinnyMAGA [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm sure this'll get downvoted but to me the worst part was she seems like she's hot!

When I first saw this posted by OP of course I assumed the mask nazi would have purple hair.

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LesboPregnancyScare 2 points ago +2 / -0

Burrito pede knew, like most of you should, that in a 2 on 1 you go for the most dangerous target first.

If he went for the woman, they soyboy would have better position to attack him and cause more damage

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wakingmajority 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was wrong with my threat assessment. He was about as dangerous as a marshmallow. She actually had some fight in her.

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LesboPregnancyScare 2 points ago +2 / -0

Emboldened women knowing there is a certain set of civil males that will not retaliate regardless of what they do to them short of severe bodily harm or what not.

She identified burrito pede as such a man and was right: she started the physical altercation with the coffee and she also was the last to disengage ripping his shirt in the process. And he never touched her.

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wakingmajority 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am burrito pede 😁 I did shove her a little bit but I would never hit a woman with a closed fist.

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LesboPregnancyScare 2 points ago +2 / -0

She knew it too. She would never do this if you weren't so... "melaninly challenged"

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LesboPregnancyScare 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was taken aback by his woman initiating a physical confrontational and the speed which you responded. He was unprepared and didn't want a fight in the first place.

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freewillsetstruth 8 points ago +8 / -0

Where are they now?

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ArticleISection10 6 points ago +6 / -0

yea I want updates

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EpicTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

He’s still here and commenting, you just have to look him up.

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VinnyMAGA [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0
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wakingmajority 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here.

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SquatchNDenver 8 points ago +8 / -0

ahh yes..."Neal and Peg"...maybe not their names...but i guarantee it's a hobby of theirs!!!

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Bluestorm83 6 points ago +6 / -0

Guarantee that she's been banged by at least one dude other than the man in this photo since then.

Guarantee.

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VinnyMAGA [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

It definitely was amazing watching it go down live. First he gets a sticky than the mods add that they were only sticky'ing it with the promise OP posts pics and video which he did! Everytime I watch it I laugh. I remember refreshing for hours waiting for him to post the bodycam footage.

Also this was one of the first times the site went down. Possibly ddos attack, more likely every single user hitting refresh like I was!

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Pyromnd 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah i wonder if the guy said, your too crazy for me and left her after that

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FergieJR 3 points ago +3 / -0

No he went home and asked if he can have his Chasity belt removed for fighting for her but she said no because he lost and told him to get the big black strap on.

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Jfreak7 5 points ago +5 / -0

DEFUND THE POLICE!

Hey! He punched me, call the police!

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Dialectic 4 points ago +4 / -0

The best!

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VinnyMAGA [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol I guess he removed it once it was soaked in blood from his broken nose!

In case you didn't see it...

https://thedonald.win/p/GbtTKxyo/op-delivers-the-mask-burrito-fig/c/

https://thedonald.win/p/GbtTKyRd/burrito-fight-part-2/c/

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 3 points ago +3 / -0

...and that's when I decided to beat up her boyfriend.

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cbonez416 3 points ago +3 / -0

this was a great moment in American histroy lol. Right up there with fire bombing of Berlin lol

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VinnyMAGA [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

It definitely was. I remember refreshing for hours waiting for him to post the bodycam footage (which he eventually came through with).

Also this was one of the first times the site went down. Possibly ddos attack, more likely every single user hitting refresh like I was!

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cbonez416 3 points ago +3 / -0

Me too. I waited all night for that footage hahah

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VinnyMAGA [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same! I think I woke up at 3 am and came on here as usual, saw the original post, than the video got posted around 8 or 9 am if I remember! 😁

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wakingmajority 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey! I took this picture!

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VinnyMAGA [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're the man.

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wakingmajority 2 points ago +2 / -0

I kept myself out of handcuffs by not pressing charges.... if she does it again then someone else gets to beat the shit out of her poor soyfriend.

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Regardless -3 points ago +5 / -8

Keep reposts on Reddit.

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FergieJR 7 points ago +7 / -0

Naw man! This is awesome! Someone might not know this happened and they are TD users! Spread the love

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VinnyMAGA [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ah I saw the screenshot in my Donald folder and couldn't resist. This was one of the best, natural, unique and memorable posts on here imo.