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GopnikGod 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah I was hoping to flee to Russia to escape the commies. Their immigration policy kinda put a stop to that.

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GopnikGod 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wish. I can donate, at most, maybe $50 guilt free. That might buy me citizenship in, like, Uganda or something.

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GopnikGod 6 points ago +6 / -0

I brought my own Borscht and an ushanka.

Let me in..

LET ME INNNNN!

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usfreiheit 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can marry a Russian

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GopnikGod 1 point ago +1 / -0

True. Buy a Russian bride and be like, "No, no. You get your US citizenship when I get my Russian citizenship."

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usfreiheit 1 point ago +1 / -0

lmao