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Mrsattorney 76 points ago +76 / -0

Wow. The hate spewing from that guy and Kimmel standing there like a trained monkey...new low for the Emmy's.

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alexnader 32 points ago +32 / -0

You know you're message is "good" when you constantly have to screech in people's faces to "say it, or else".

Good job BLM, fucking well done. You played yourselves.

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Mrsattorney 18 points ago +18 / -0

Exactly. Today, Rush Limbaugh talked about parents who are using access to their children for emotional blackmail against their own parents. Imagine telling your parents they can't see their grandchildren because they support President Trump! These people are seriously brainwashed.

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fdagasfd 7 points ago +7 / -0

I feel pretty certain it's a work, after all why would they have to be "live" from an empty stage? If he really went meaningfully off-script they could have cut it. Still cringe af.

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Mrsattorney 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh, I definitely think it was scripted and rehearsed. Kimmel has lost his soul. He looks totally demoralized and depressed all the time. Why would he allow himself to be used by this racist?

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ChiKAGo 5 points ago +5 / -0

100% scripted. They think this is "funny" in the sense that it elicits "clapter" not laughter. You laugh and clap along b/c you agree with the underlying sentiment not because it actually made you laugh.

It's the formula for all late-night and award shows these days. It has infected stages across America too. I can tell you here in Chicago, The Second City Theater, iO, and the Annoyance are all infected with this type of "comedy".

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MrSnappy 61 points ago +61 / -0

He dated Sarah Silverman...willingly

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CisSiberianOrchestra 40 points ago +40 / -0

I'm still hoping that the day comes when Kimmel gets #MeToo'd by one of the Juggies from the Man Show. Can you think of anything that would more completely destroy his woke public persona?

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 17 points ago +17 / -0

Isn’t that why he took the summer off or was it b/c of blackface that he did on the man show back in the late 90’s. I used to love that show and even went to see Jimmy Kimmel Live on Hollywood Blvd when I visited LA about 15 years ago. He’s gone off the deep end. Corolla seems to be a good guy though.

Also, I crack up everytime I see your username.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 16 points ago +16 / -0

I own the entire series of the Man Show on DVD. It was hilarious, but mostly because of Adam Carolla, not Jimmy Kimmel.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 8 points ago +8 / -0

Adam and Jimmy were the hosts for the first four seasons. Then Doug Stanhope and Joe Rogan took over. But it's generally agreed by fans that the Stanhope/Rogan year was less funny than the Adam/Jimmy years.

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moissien11 19 points ago +19 / -0

They had a lot in common, both wore blackface.

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WinstonSmith1984 9 points ago +9 / -0

tried to say something funny, but

I'm literally speechless

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Wheredidiputit 8 points ago +9 / -1

I'd have banged her in the 90s

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Bigblue725 47 points ago +47 / -0

Kimmel might as well have worn a dog leash. Guy is a fuckin' total zero.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, he could have just knelt down and had the guy piss in his face and it would have sent the same message.

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Nyy817 33 points ago +33 / -0

I saw this and thought it was a skit. God help us if it wasn’t. Geez

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Nyy817 17 points ago +17 / -0

Yeah spot on. Pretty much why I can’t remember the last time I actually tuned in to one of these fuckin things

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acebrg 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not to mention no laugh track or audience to force applause. So cringe

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alexnader 5 points ago +5 / -0

Easiest way to shrug this shit off is to hit them with a "That's the best you got ?"

That's the best skit they could come up with ? Woof.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

This actually reminds me a lot of the Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Andrew Yang skit at the DNC. An absolutely unfunny cringe fest.

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Viewer01 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was a scripted off script tirade.

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highenergywinning 30 points ago +30 / -0

How pathetic

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ArticleISection10 29 points ago +29 / -0

"relax its just a skit" - which means a group of people wrote this and they rehearsed it - and there were no better ideas

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Catdogwasagoodshow 7 points ago +7 / -0

Affirmative action hires will get you trash writing

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fdagasfd 4 points ago +4 / -0

To be fair it's gotta be pretty challenging to write a compelling script justifying terrorism on the basis of an empirical myth.

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Staatssicherheit 7 points ago +8 / -1

Black Face Jimmy is probably Kamaling himself to every powerful Hollywood executive to avoid being cancelled.

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DemsFuckKids [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

yuge money. like lebron

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xkgb 20 points ago +21 / -1

Kimmel is pathetic, that metallic jacket is something else.

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Nadlers_Belt 16 points ago +16 / -0

Slap the blackface version of Jimmy’s head onto that and it would be just like an unfunny 2020 version of Amos and Andy.

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WarEagleMAGA 15 points ago +15 / -0

Someone meme jiimmy's head on the couch surrounded my the black porn stars.

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JackOfDiamonds 12 points ago +12 / -0

Is there a bigger fucking faggot bottom bitch in the world that Jimmy Kimmel?

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cryptoconservative 6 points ago +6 / -0

As a faggot myself, I will say: no. There is not.

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clint_bronson 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm always curious about how the gay community, or gay people in general view these type of...."men".

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cryptoconservative 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’d say a large portion of us are totally “BlACk LiVes MaTter iS GaY LiVeS MaTteR TOo” and love him doing this as city gays are mostly democrat zombies who lap up the pandering. However, based gays well, let’s just say we’re not attracted to eunuch jellyfish.

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DemsFuckKids [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

definition of cuck.

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leg_hairs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anderson Cooper but that's probably it.

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jiujiujiu 11 points ago +11 / -0

Aggressive and violent victimhood mixed with unearned guilt. Dark days are coming.

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Kaizen 10 points ago +10 / -0

Cringe. Sometimes I put myself in others’ shoes’. I couldn’t do it for either of these two. Can not compute.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is pathetically embarrassing. I’d rather risk getting my ass kicked in front of my wife than come home to my wife after acting like that.

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Shakakka99 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is some of the most pathetic boot-licking pandering dogshit I've ever seen.

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Soulclay 4 points ago +4 / -0

That was just plain weird

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KAGALOSAURUS 4 points ago +4 / -0

What the fuck... 100% propaganda.

And fuck wAkAnDa like it’s some real place that deserves any respect or recognition.

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Snowflakeslayer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, nobody watches this shit, so...

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Kyro5411 3 points ago +3 / -0

When did the fat POS from Kangaroo Jack become so racist?

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Contay 3 points ago +3 / -0

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Anderson#Sexual_Assault_allegations

Anderson was accused of raping a 25-year-old extra in a trailer on the film set of Hustle & Flow on July 27, 2004. The alleged victim accused Anderson and assistant director Wayne Witherspoon of forcibly removing her clothing, photographing her naked body, and digitally penetrating her.[17] A witness claimed to have heard the alleged victim's screams and to have seen her run naked from the trailer, and she was treated at St. Francis Hospital. The charges were dropped on October 6, 2004 because the judge ruled that there was no probable cause to try the case.[18]

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DemsFuckKids [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

"digitally penetrating her"? what? anyways, thanks for the info.

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Slothboy 3 points ago +3 / -0

digits = fingers

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Contay 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol I had to look it up but it’s referring to digits like fingers.

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franktank 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Emmy's were going on? I had no clue, I was having a lovely dinner at a restaurant with friends.

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fdagasfd 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think it's pretty obviously a work, but cringe af still.

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LurkingForTheWIN 3 points ago +3 / -0

When you have to bring up wakanda, a fictonal african nation made up by white people to glamorize your homeland, because it has no successful civilizations not brought about by western values...

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DemsFuckKids [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

OOF! great point!

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cook_does 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jimmy looks like a hostage.

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Nekrospike 2 points ago +2 / -0

Didn't that guy go to prison for rape or something?

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Space_Force 2 points ago +2 / -0

So much cringe, so much hate.

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sixfingerdildo 2 points ago +2 / -0

This was funny. I have feeling it was off the reservation, the black guy was being over the top, pushing the blm shit to ridiculous extremes. Kimmel looked genuinely uncomfortable....

White people clap now, great poet cardio b, wakanda... come on, this was satire...

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DefNotBillHicks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jimmy is a cuck who did blackface and is desperate not to be cancelled. Never forget

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CatoWasRight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow.

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Staatssicherheit 2 points ago +3 / -1

Riots matter. Cars matter. Buildings matter. People's livihoods matter. US Marshalls' eyeballs matter. Lives Matter. FUCK BLACK LIVES MATTER

GO TO FUCKING HELL

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BIG_TUNA 1 point ago +1 / -0

If this is supposed to be a sketch, it's really not funny. If it's an honest rant, it's terrible optics. Either way it's a train wreck. Way to play to all the negative stereotypes about black people. This is peak Hollywood attempting to reinforce their idea of what being black in America is and keep as many voters on the plantation as possible. Disgusting.

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UnidentifiedWhiteMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Holy shit. How is this even real

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MAGA_Manifesto 1 point ago +1 / -0

Isn’t that dude a rapist ?

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KillaryBillary 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pure faggotry

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Pedeberrycrunch 1 point ago +1 / -0

What fresh hell is this? Sycophants like Kimmel just salivate over the potential of a modern 1804 Haitian Massacre.

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Paul_Revere 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who the hell is Jimmy Kimmel?

Who the fuck cares?

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fancyraccoon187 1 point ago +1 / -0

that is truly disturbing... not surprising. Fools writing that garbage.

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Gtodareg 1 point ago +1 / -0

The best is when these idiots bring up Wakanda like it's a real place. I swear the dude that lives a couple doors down from me thinks he really is the black panther. He's a comic book nerd that's always posting crap about Wakanda forever, and runs around the neighborhood like he's training to be a super hero.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

Democrats. The same people who quote Harry Potter and Star Wars as if they really happened and should be the guiding principles in their pathetic lives.

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