42 Days until the election. A lot going on right now. But we will NEVER forget the Burrito Boys!
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"She wouldn't leave me alone so I had to beat up her boyfriend." I loved that line so much.
Damnit, you beat me to it.
They should have pressed charges, because fuckers like that need the mark on their record to prevent them from falsifying charges the next time they assault someone.
They needed to press for the whole 9 yards: Assault + falsifying a police report.
Their next victim will not have a body cam
Had I done that then police would have arrested me for beating the shit out of the boyfriend. This is California so I was expected to sit there covered in coffee with a shocked look on my face while I call 911.
So fucking true
Wow, I had a celebrity respond in my thread!!!
I almost purposely misquoted you just because the phrasing sounds funnier.
"Dude couldn't control his woman so I beat him up." That would be used against you though if you actually said it.
You don't have any celebrity or infamy until people are misquoting you 😁
Oh gosh. I testified in a murder trial back in the late 90s. Once the trial was over I was able to read the newspaper and when I saw what they quoted me as saying I wondered if they were actually there to hear me speak.
I've never seen this video. I wish someone would post a link..
https://thedonald.win/p/GbtTKxyo/op-delivers-the-mask-burrito-fig/c/
I asked the Cops to have them apologize to me and they did.
Part 1: https://streamable.com/54tbb2
Part 2: https://streamable.com/k7qkxp
That woman has mental issues. She is completely off. Her boyfriend might want to wake up and move on. You do not want a woman like this raising your children or even in your life. Run.
https://youtu.be/BB1ldFdiRw0
Top KEK's. A pair of dragons. I even switched my Sunday Gunday breakfast to bacon, egg and cheese breakfast burrito.
a day that will live on in the hearts of pedes nationwide. <3
I believe this was the moment that brought dragon energy to this site. And that dragon energy has since exploded to levels nobody thought possible.
is anyone tired of winning yet?
You're Goya damn right it will!
it was u/wakingmajority I believe?
You rang? 😁
I would eat a burrito with you any day
Hockey was my sport growing up. Played roller and ice. Thank you for the orange slices and the Gatorade 😁
Yes sir that is our guy
God damn there is a whole lot of America in that photo.
It's just so beautiful.
Amen!! Cheers to our boys!! <3 MAGA2020
Just some good ol' boys
Never meaning no harm
The mad max navigators
Nothing beats a good breakfast burrito. Those guys would be my friends instantly.
I was out of town playing in a golf tournament that weekend. I got on my phone on Sat night and laughed for an hour at all the burrito stuff. Awesome.
Hey! Look at that handsome son of a bitch. Sorry Mom.
Guys! He’s here!!!!!
Always 😉
The Man. The Myth. The Legend. BURRITO MAN!!
These dudes get more pussy than an animal shelter in Cairo
HAHAHAHAHA!
God i loved that event. They posted about it, everyone got all hyped up about the impending video being dropped. Video gets dropped, and its like 12x better than we thought. Bumper crop of memes that day my friend :D
They fought the fight for all of us. And won!
Looks like the humble burrito has now been culturally appropriated 😂
Beautiful mustang!
Is that Uncle Rico on the left?
That is James and he has been with Trump since he came down the escalator. Your mom went to college!
A moment that will live on in history and in our hearts
I think we need a wiki or a museum or something for all the events and memes. I bet a lot of pedes here never heard of Based Stick Man, or even know why they're called Pedes. It's our history!
Ever since this I have been stockpiling breakfast Burrito’s like 9mm and 5.56 ammo...... 👌😁
Your stockpile sounds delicious. 5.56 is quite tasty.
Given our current president I still favor my .45 flavor right now. 🇺🇸 It’s easier to carry
😂 I have been far more vocal since your incident with Karen and Soyboy. I put Trump signs out front, and the only masks I wear in public are an American flag or 2 different MAGA masks. Although I have not had any crazy Karens or Kyles attack I have been a bit bolder in public. Thank you again for sharing your story.
It was an honor to have taken the soy covfefe to the face. I would do it 10x over.