Yup that's the shit I'm talking about. Or grown men jumping on a foul ball at the baseball game in front of a little kid.

That Luigi hat or foul ball would make that child's day, maybe an unforgettable memory. I still remember when I was a kid getting some odd prize or giveaway. Instead, some manchild needs it for whatever reason. I remember seeing those stories about how Animal Crossing was therapeutic for all the adults terrified of Covid and it just pissed me off. They can do literally anything else but they gobbled up the popular game for kids who were banned from seeing their friends for 8 months.