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Florida Pedes!! Based As Fuuuuuuuuck! (media.patriots.win) 🐸 PEPE 🐸
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cuntard 69 points ago +69 / -0

put this guy in charge of the fbi

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I_Am_My_Own_God 4 points ago +4 / -0

You should see how he treats pedos. Grady don't fuck around.

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Chicitybendah 57 points ago +57 / -0

Please hook us up with a link

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The_Litehaus_Abides 23 points ago +23 / -0

Just watched the whole presser and it was great. Thanks for posting the link!

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MyMagaRedHaT 21 points ago +21 / -0

Agreed, I watched the entire thing. FLA protects the blue. Love it.

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FlimboFlongins 1 point ago +4 / -3

The Goys over at "Revenge of The CIS" are gonna love this.

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Ishaye 43 points ago +43 / -0

Sheriff Grady Judd is a legend round these parts

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ShakeNBake 32 points ago +32 / -0

Love that guy!

Clay County outside of Jacksonville had an awesome sheriff too. Threatened to deputize the entire gun owning county if he had to fight off rioters. Then some sort of "allegation" of "misconduct" occurred. Now he is suspended.

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Francis 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yeah, I voted for him....first time voting too. I think it was a set up for him to lose.

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MyMagaRedHaT 19 points ago +19 / -0

My favorite line "the next thing you will be stealing is something from someones lunch tray at the county jail" BAM!

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Mustangmark83 15 points ago +15 / -0

yeah I live in Polk County and most people love him, the only people who don't are the liberals. Go figure. Judd is so popular that no one bothers running against him in the local elections.

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LugNuts 8 points ago +8 / -0

He puts his press announcements on Youtube, some are hilarious. Generally, very serious though.

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Comingupblank 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's the main thing I miss about living in Lakeland.

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AngryDonut 12 points ago +12 / -0

Wood like link to this vid pls. I especially like Grady Judd.

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DrinktheCovfefe 28 points ago +28 / -0

Grady Judd is a badass. If there's such a thing as a national Sheriff, it needs to be him.

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Long_time_lurker 7 points ago +7 / -0

Replace Wray?

The only thing missing is that Soros DAs can still muck it up by not bringing charges. We should move away from reliance on individual DA decisions and make them decide in a larger group so that a few bad apple DAs can't bias things.

Now if only there was a good way to defund Soros...

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DrinktheCovfefe 6 points ago +6 / -0

You're right, we need DA accountability. Even if they aren't Soros-funded, they can still be cucked in other ways. But can't the state pick up a case even if the local court drops it?

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Long_time_lurker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Possibly, but it's going to depend on a lot of fact-specific and state-specific factors.

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chuckachookah 1 point ago +1 / -0

DAs drive cars.

DAs go out for drinks.

DAs have certain proclivities.

Industrious citizens and uncucked sheriff deputies and law enforcement might just happen to be around when that happens.

Arrested and exposed for being the scum they are will mean them resigning or being impeached for cause.

Could the above be considered fighting dirty? Yes. FFS, Yes!

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Nameless_Mofo 4 points ago +4 / -0

something something Racketeering Influenced Corrupt Organizations ???

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Long_time_lurker 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's absurdly hard to prosecute RICO. It's almost always simpler to just charge some manner of ordinary criminal conspiracy.

Judges have standing RICO orders that require you to specify the arcane and difficult legal particulars that RICO charges require.

But I hear you, I'd like to see some of them successfully prosecuted that way, too. It's just full of stuff that allows your case to get tossed on a technicality, though.

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Nameless_Mofo 1 point ago +1 / -0

feelsbadman.jpg

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Rooster-J-Cogburn 20 points ago +20 / -0

Grady Judd invented FAFO

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AngryDonut 10 points ago +10 / -0

You have brought so much joy into my life today. I will share this with as many Pedes as possible.

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AngryDonut 6 points ago +6 / -0

THANK YOU!

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ElectricChad 6 points ago +6 / -0

Link above.

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BreakfastGun 12 points ago +12 / -0

They are not practicing social distancing and not wearing masks! They're all going to spread Covid!

REEEEEEEE!!!!

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Whimpy13 10 points ago +10 / -0

...all over the road

driver is NOT liable for injuries or death caused if fleeing for safety from a mob

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MerchantMan99 18 points ago +20 / -2

Conservatives don't really have that option. Most of us just want to be left alone and have as little gov't interference in our lives as possible. I don't want Republicans passing bills, unless it's to undo the damage caused by Democrats, which never seems to happen. Unfortunately, the current situation is Democrats want to increase the gov't by X, and Republicans only want to increase it by 0.5X. Rarely do I ever hear politicians that want to shrink the gov't.

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IthoughtIwalked 14 points ago +14 / -0

This is the way. No more always being on the defense.

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MerchantMan99 2 points ago +2 / -0

True.

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SaltandPepe 1 point ago +4 / -3

Frame it how you like but the reality is that the law is as much a bludgeon against us as it is against our enemies. All laws carry unintended consequences and we shouldn't be too eager to legislate the destruction of our foes for the precedent we set may destroy us equally as well. Better to enforce the laws that already exist than to make new ones.

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Harambe 4 points ago +6 / -2

Yeah the constitution just hurts us bro, all laws are bad

Sounds like anarchoCommie bullshit to me

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SaltandPepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

All laws have unintended consequences. That doesn't make all laws bad. It does make law as a concept worthy of trepidation and the process of legislation worthy of skepticism and restraint. Don't pass the laws today that they'll use to hang your children.

Or are you a fan of expansive bureacracies with endless laws that can be invoked and twisted to deal with you as needed?

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SaltandPepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

My concern is that certain people, even those who I would otherwise count as fellow patriots, would pass any law so long as it hurt the insurrectionists without giving due consideration to the implications.

Your analysis of human systems is essentially perfect. They are flawed and open to hijacking by bad actors and the remedies are themselves flawed in the same way. As you say, legislation must concern itself with the misappropriation of law for sinister ends by bad actors. But, as the downvotes on my original comment demonstrate, such a guarded respect of the law is less popular than merely using the law to smash your foes without regard for the consequences.

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Chrismont -1 points ago +2 / -3

You can have anti-covid mask laws.

This is just stupid. Masks have an impact. I have done the modeling myself just based upon the friction of the mask your plume is much smaller.

anti-sjw laws,

This would be anti first amendment. People have the right to say all kinds of stupid shit.

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GorillaWarfare 2 points ago +2 / -0

This would be anti first amendment. People have the right to say all kinds of stupid shit.

Not necessarily. We already have laws against using speech maliciously (terroristic threats, etc). What if we were to nuke their "cancel culture" by making it federally some sort of criminal harassment to try to get someone fired if you've never been a customer of whoever they work for?

Use subpoenas to force HR departments to reveal the SJWs (phone numbers, email addresses, whatever contact info you can get) making complaints about someone's Facebook posts or whatever, if they're halfway across the country and have never had any business with your employer before, they go to prison/are held liable for your lost wages.

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Halcyoncritter 15 points ago +15 / -0

Odd indeed.

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DrVeryStableGEOTUS 2 points ago +2 / -0

Almost as if criminals understood that consequences exist...

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Seanp12 4 points ago +5 / -1

Sheriff Morgan was very blunt about the recent curfew after Hurricane Sally, and how it was expressly to stop looting.

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buckiemohawk 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think it was Beary he was an interesting Sheriff to say the least

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Tenspot20 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Shooting Looters is good for business!"

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Censorship_Sucks 4 points ago +5 / -1

Tell me: Where in the constitution does it say the right to block traffic shall not be infringed?

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Censorship_Sucks 2 points ago +3 / -1

THEN NEXT TIME USE A SARCASM SYMBOL SO I KNOW YOUR NOT REALLY WRONGTHINKING! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Seriously, though. I’m an idiot.

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Nomoralcompass89 1 point ago +2 / -1

Nowhere.

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Nomoralcompass89 5 points ago +5 / -0

The 1st ammendment though, says peaceably assemble.

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sfluke8 136 points ago +136 / -0

Stop with this common sense Florida, you can't have the whole of sane people of US move to your state

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Flcentipede 45 points ago +45 / -0

There are over 100 northerners moving to my city every day, and its been that way for some time now. Hopefully they don't bring their liberal politics with them.

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UpTrump 46 points ago +46 / -0

Spoiler alert: they do.

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Cray_cray_ 19 points ago +19 / -0

Sounds like Jax, just Florida enough for the yanks. lmao.

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TychoDurandal 14 points ago +14 / -0

I just parachuted five hardline trump voters into SJC and my mother alone has been spreading the Goapel of St Donald in her 55+.

Not all of us northerners are here to fuck shit up. In fact I require a list of the most MAGA local candidates you guys can provide. We shall hold the line.

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Salacious_B_Trump 9 points ago +9 / -0

You and me both. Former New englander here in SJC bringing Trump voters with me. Keep preaching the gospel at Del Webb! Florida needs all of the conservative transplants we can get. Voting red in CT, NY, or NJ doesn't mean much. It means a lot in FL.

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Whimpy13 4 points ago +4 / -0

St. Donald. I like the sound of that. Can we beatify him?

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AnomalusCitizen7375 9 points ago +9 / -0

Florida. The farther north you go, the more south you get!

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thingaboutarsenal 7 points ago +7 / -0

We need "Don't New York my Florida" to become a thing like Texas has "Don't California my Texas".

Honest to God I can count on one hand people from there who are reasonable. The giant Yankees sticker on the back windshield automatically makes everyone think you're a faggot. Massachusetts and Connecticut faggots are in a very close second. Why move here and tell us how great those places are? They're not, it's why you're here now.

That felt like a rant. Oh shit, it was. Oh well.

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xzibit_b -6 points ago +1 / -7

"Honest to God I can count on one hand people from there who are reasonable."

Collectivism and tribalism is to individual thought and intelligence what fire is to oxygen

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thingaboutarsenal 6 points ago +6 / -0

☝️☝️ doesn't live in Florida.

Stay high minded while they turn this state and Texas blue. Then make sure to lecture them about your superior intellect.

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xzibit_b 0 points ago +2 / -2

What are you even talking about? I'm talking about Democrats and leftists having a hive mind mentality. What does this have to do with Florida?

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thingaboutarsenal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Have fun in the reeducation camp!

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GorillaWarfare 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty good analogy. Just as fire needs oxygen to burn, maintaining tribalism (putting your own people first) requires enough intelligence not to fall for the lie that "diversity is our strength".

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xzibit_b 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're very likely talking about white identitarianism. I'm a black man. I'm not into that. I'm talking about the tribalism of party and group fanaticism. The idea of doing as the group says and does with no further thought put to your own individuality. Tribalism is huge in the Democrat voter base. Voting because there's a D next to the name, and voting for that letter for all perpetuity regardless of the reality of results is stupid. It requires no intelligence at all, and in fact fosters and rewards lack of individual thought.

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AngryDonut 13 points ago +14 / -1

Florida also has an abundance of water to sustain human population unlike say the entire west coast.

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CanadianTrump 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'm looking to move to Florida or Texas, but I am a red headed Canadian so I fear both

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PeaceThroughStrength 13 points ago +13 / -0

Go to Florida. Texas temperature will literally kill you.

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CanadianTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

That bad eh?

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JuicyfearsMAGA 12 points ago +12 / -0

Florida is worse. There are no seasons, and parts of Texas won't have the unbearable humidity. If you like the feels like temp being 110 degrees for 8 months of the year, Florida weather is certainly for you

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Teapot_Gravy 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hey now, Florida has seasons. There is Hot, Not As Hot, Pollen, and Love Bug.

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JuicyfearsMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Love bug season twice a year!!

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BreakfastGun 6 points ago +6 / -0

It is pretty miserable, but only for a few months in the summer. In Florida they have humidity, which isn't fun either. So, pick your poison, I guess.

Having lived in both states, I prefer Texas, honestly.

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PeaceThroughStrength 6 points ago +6 / -0

Gingers will survive Florida. It's muggy and the mosquitos can get big enough to fill your palm but there are ways to manage that.

Also, we haven't lost a single city to Antifa.

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thingaboutarsenal 5 points ago +5 / -0

Also, we haven't lost a single city to Antifa

We have a very easy CCW process. 🤭

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Comingupblank 1 point ago +1 / -0

I lived in Lakeland FL for 3 years. My wife and I loved it, but we wanted to be home near family so we moved back to bama

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

South Dakota?

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Flcentipede 4 points ago +4 / -0

There are tons of Canadian snow birds with places on the west coast of FL. Wear a hat and sunscreen though. The sun is pretty brutal.

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Lobo60 2 points ago +2 / -0

You've got nothing to fear. In fact, have you never heard of southern hospitality?

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christianknight 9 points ago +9 / -0

Upstates are blue states in the making.

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CoupeFL 5 points ago +6 / -1

As a Florida native, please stay the fuck out.

We’re full

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WalkFastGoHome 21 points ago +21 / -0

I hate the weather down there, but I'm really liking their laws.

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PeaceThroughStrength 22 points ago +22 / -0

It's a big state and you're welcome to try the flavors of muggy temperate or muggy tropical.

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aintgotnotimefothis 12 points ago +12 / -0

I grew up in Florida and have to say that I do not miss those humid falls and winters. It's humid everywhere on the east coast in the summer, but Florida is mostly summer

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PeaceThroughStrength 6 points ago +6 / -0

Eh different strokes for different folks.

I'm missing Florida here in VA.

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NADSAQ 7 points ago +7 / -0

I’ll trade Virginia weather for Florida roads. Virginia roads are retarded.

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JeremiahKassin 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're not kidding. I'm convinced the Carolinas have the worst drivers in the nation.

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CrAzD 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hey! You only have to swim to work some of the year.

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christianknight 8 points ago +8 / -0

Northern part is only air soup for 6 months out of the year...

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SweetBeef 113 points ago +114 / -1

"driver is NOT liable for INJURY or DEATH if caused fleeing for safety from a mob"

😜👍

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AngryDonut 37 points ago +37 / -0

Floor it!

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BeBest 13 points ago +13 / -0

Punch it, Margaret!!

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Flcentipede 32 points ago +32 / -0

We have already been arresting and charging the "peaceful protestors" for blocking the roads and releasing the drivers who hit them without charges. The local media has been complaining about it for some time, but the police and the citizens don't give a shit and agree with the decision to charge the rioters. https://www.tampabay.com/news/2020/06/27/love-walk-to-kick-off-handful-of-protest-events-in-tampa-and-st-pete-on-a-hot-hot-saturday/ https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/tampa-bay-drivers-have-run-into-protesters-why-haven-e2-80-99t-they-been-arrested/ar-BB17aT6L

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GorillaWarfare 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't play in the road if you don't want to get run over. If you can't hold your protest without disrupting everyone else's right to travel freely it's not a "peaceable assembly" per 1A.

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Flcentipede 3 points ago +3 / -0

In fairness, these are not Portland antifa types. It’s typically like a dozen or so bored teens/20 something losers with nothing better to do LARPing in the street. I don’t think they pose much of a threat to anyone, but their parents should have taught them not to play in traffic.

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bubadmt 14 points ago +14 / -0

Free pass to run them over. Now we need one that allows us to put it into reverse to finish them off for good measure.

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Dumdum 14 points ago +14 / -0

Just take 4 right turns

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Ebbie8708 10 points ago +10 / -0

Goddamn it, we all need to support this shit.

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PegasoSeiya 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gentlemen, start your engines!

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Create_Greatness 89 points ago +89 / -0

I can confirm, overwhelming majority of FL residents are based...and becoming more based.

I myself am a convert who didn't vote at all in 2016 but am full MAGA 2020.

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SkeletorsTeeth 24 points ago +27 / -3

They may be but way too many are still wearing face diapers

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ChubbyHubby 31 points ago +31 / -0

High elderly population, I hope they have N95 or better. Elderly I don't blame for taking precautions. Florida pede here.

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SkeletorsTeeth 29 points ago +29 / -0

elderly and high risk i have no problem with...forcing me to wear 1 i have a problem with

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AlphaNathan 15 points ago +15 / -0

Forcing anyone to do anything I have a problem with. Authority comes from God, not government.

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Furaffinitydotnet 6 points ago +6 / -0

If you're being forced, then don't wear the blue disposable masks or the home made "medical" style masks.

Wear only a bandana and only when absolutely necessary.

This is a psychological war, and the bandanas do not fit the narrative. They do, however, fulfill the requirements of most workplaces.

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SkeletorsTeeth 2 points ago +2 / -0

If im forced i have halloween masks in my car...i have to wear surgical masks at work(hospital)

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ElectricChad 11 points ago +11 / -0

We are based out here. Yeah the masks suck but it's getting dialed back in places. Walmart doesn't give you shit anymore and some of the grocery stores are doing the same.

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SkeletorsTeeth 11 points ago +11 / -0

Some walmart door commies still hassle me but i walk past them because i know their company policy...its just stupid, the whole thing...its like linus with his blanket....bunch of children

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ElectricChad 6 points ago +6 / -0

They still have a security guard at the door at mine, but people just walk past he never pushes it. They took away the guard rails to herd us in like sheep and also removed the walk this way or that signs. So some progress at least.

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Fabius 6 points ago +6 / -0

The retards need the illusion of safety.

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Create_Greatness 4 points ago +4 / -0

Agreed. It is a slow realization, but I think more and more people are waking up to the bullcrap.

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JeremiahKassin 5 points ago +5 / -0

I hope you're right. I live in central florida, and it's pretty divided. I know the panhandle's pretty based, but the further south you go, the more blue it becomes.

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Praise_the_Load 5 points ago +5 / -0

Indian River County here. Based as fuck.

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JeremiahKassin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Glad to hear it. Either way, I'm not taking my chances. I'm making sure every conservative I know is at the polls.

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Fabius 3 points ago +3 / -0

Libtard New Yorkers on their way.

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TyrantsAreCucks 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Florida Man meme is such a nice defense so all the commies out west think this is some sort of dystopian shit hole and don't want to move here. It's an awesome state.

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sustainable_saltmine 51 points ago +53 / -2

should just be: "Show up with BLM attire or Black Bloc, immediate arrest on suspicion of trying to incite a riot"

Wearing "I can't breathe" shirts, "Black Lives Matter/Commie Fist" attire, gas masks, or anything designed to counter crowd control measures of the police or carrying anything that could be a weapon, promoting Antifa or BLM.

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PyroSphere 15 points ago +15 / -0

The state should have a dozen helicopters on hand at any time to expedite punishment. Being next to the ocean, the sharks will eat well.

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GoldwaterVoter 12 points ago +12 / -0

Umbrellas -- don't forget umbrellas!!!!

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PeaceThroughStrength 9 points ago +9 / -0

lol what part of the state do umbrellas work? I've had umbrellas break from sheer weight of the rain pour.

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VarangianBard 5 points ago +5 / -0

And yet Antifa think they'll stop rubber bullets lol

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BeBest 2 points ago +2 / -0

Umbrella testudo, LOL

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GoldwaterVoter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shit, don't take my word for it ... ask Mary Poppins!

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Seanp12 2 points ago +3 / -1

^This guy has experienced Florida rain.^

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fskfsk 40 points ago +40 / -0

3B is my favorite. This should be a Federal law.

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AngryDonut 18 points ago +18 / -0

1B for me. Floor it!!!

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aintgotnotimefothis 12 points ago +12 / -0

Get yourself an anti riot brush guard for the front bumper. Maybe a cow catcher.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 11 points ago +11 / -0

The problem is local government doesn't have any money. It's all taxes grifted from the people.

Would rather local officials be jailed federally, versus just sued for money.

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fskfsk 8 points ago +8 / -0

I thought it would be personal liability, not just government liability.

Suing the government for money is kind of pointless. It just comes from the tax general fund, and not the people who broke the law.

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ShakeNBake 2 points ago +2 / -0

Plus Florida has a $100,000 sovereign immunity last I remember. My information could be out of date.

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wake_up33 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're trying to roll that back with what they put out today. See III B above.

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CovfefeAnon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Agreed. No Sovereign Immunity for any Blue City/State involved negligence.

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Peacebears 1 point ago +1 / -0

ELI5 please

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PeaceThroughStrength 11 points ago +11 / -0

I really enjoy this mellowed out version of you.

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ShakeNBake 5 points ago +5 / -0

This new law gives me hope and is actually calming me the fuck down.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 27 points ago +28 / -1

Say what you will about Florida, but it is a law and order state. Well, at least outside of South Florida it is.

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PeaceThroughStrength 24 points ago +24 / -0

There are two Floridas.

South Florida, which does not want the rest of the state to represent Florida.

And the rest of Florida, which does not want South Florida to represent the state.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 13 points ago +15 / -2

South Florida isn't even the United States. It is more akin to a banana republic, complete with bribes and everything.

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PeaceThroughStrength 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don't let the snowbirds hear you

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xopi 7 points ago +7 / -0

South Florida here. Can confirm.

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TheGreaseman81 21 points ago +21 / -0

West Palm Beach checking in here. We Floridians love our big daddy Donald.

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tokenninja 16 points ago +16 / -0

Driving my ass to as many riots as I can now 😂

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AngryDonut 8 points ago +8 / -0

A 1976 Dodge Power Wagon with drill pipe bumpers would work nicely for this activity.

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wehavetogoback 4 points ago +4 / -0

hello, based department? you're gonna want to check this one out.

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MuadDon 13 points ago +13 / -0

dat pub sub tho

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PeaceThroughStrength 8 points ago +8 / -0

PUBSUBPEPE

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 2 points ago +2 / -0

This might be my favorite Pepe because of the niche accuracy involved.

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PeaceThroughStrength 1 point ago +1 / -0

The best sandwiches and fried chicken in the US comes from a grocery Deli.

A FLORIDA Grocery Deli.

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MAGAguitar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Publix chicken tender sub - not fit for betas.

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thedarkpath 2 points ago +2 / -0

Best sub ever!!!

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DiocletianQ3T 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yeah this is why antifa won't pull this shit here.

...Also I'm kinda spying on some local antifa groups here and maaaay be tipping the cops off lmao

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JeremiahKassin 7 points ago +7 / -0

Thank you for your service. You may just be protecting my life, freedom and home.

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deathbymonty 12 points ago +12 / -0

PUBLIX SUBS BEST SUBS IN UNIVERSE

CHANGE MY MIND

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NobodyLikesSplatter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Publix, in general, is a fantastic store. You hardly have to go anywhere else.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 4 points ago +4 / -0

When I moved from FL to CO, the only two things I truly missed were Publix (especially the subs) and a lack of state income tax.

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florida4_life 4 points ago +4 / -0

I work for Publix. Nothing can change my mind.

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Rooster-J-Cogburn 12 points ago +12 / -0

Gotta get that Publix chicken tender sub with extra honey mustard.

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xopi 2 points ago +2 / -0

The boar's head honey mustard is an abomination. Swap that for buffalo sauce and now we're talking.

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Kaggzz 11 points ago +11 / -0

Damn now I wish I had a pubsub for lunch. Could have had me tendies. Also I feel that even blue South Florida is going red, the only swing we will see is in Florida man's shorts

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JeremiahKassin 2 points ago +2 / -0

You could be right. Depends on how based the Cubans really are.

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bubadmt 11 points ago +11 / -0

1B is my favorite. Free pass to run these commies over if they surround my vehicle and attack it.

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AngryDonut 11 points ago +11 / -0

1 B: clutch out, gas pedal down.

Checking in from Jacksonville, I can't express the joy I am feeling reading this proposed law.

Get REKT commies!!!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is this only proposed law, not passed?

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LibertyStillMatters 10 points ago +10 / -0

Bravo Florida! Hopefully this can be a template for the rest of the country. This is what Americans want to see from our elected officials.

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TeamOrangeFB 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah, that's MY governor!

Thank God he won vs that closeted meth head murdering socialist, Andrew Gillum.

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MrMcGreenGenes 9 points ago +9 / -0

RICO PEPE!

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booblitchutz 8 points ago +8 / -0

God damn, can we get a little of this lovely testicular aroma in Texas, please?

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Dumdum 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not until all the Californians leave

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booblitchutz 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'll settle for all those assholes from Dallas and Houston going back where they came from.

Not saying the californians arent capable of some douchebaggery, but I know some folks living here from CA that are based as fuck and moved to get away from the democrat hellscape, whereas some of the biggest leftist assholes I know grew up in Dallas.

And boy do they love to remind you they grew up there, like it's an achievement.

Dont get me started on people from Houston, although a lot of them aren't FROM houston to begin with.

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Dumdum 6 points ago +6 / -0

Austin first, though. Then Houston, San Antonio, DFW 👌

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booblitchutz 5 points ago +5 / -0

Austin and Houston have a massive carpetbagger problem. San Antonio and Dallas grow their own assholes locally.

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Ebbie8708 4 points ago +4 / -0

The commies from California couldn’t handle it.

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genXknowitall 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm with Carl!

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Defender110 4 points ago +4 / -0

Carl is based. heh, heh, heh, heeeeey!

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JiubUnbound 3 points ago +3 / -0

2 scoops
2 terms
2 Wycked
2 boobs...covered in vomit

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DrinktheCovfefe 8 points ago +8 / -0

Announced from Polk County Sherriff's Office, too. Sheriff Grady Judd for the win! Restore law and order!

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RonDog80 6 points ago +6 / -0

What is the current status on this proposed law?
Love to see it happen ASAP.
What are the next steps?

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Seanp12 4 points ago +5 / -1

Right now? DeSantis just proposed it, but with GOP majorities in both houses, it's likely to pass. You can't trust the Senate president, though, because he's compromised by Bloomberg and the anti-gunners.

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RonDog80 2 points ago +2 / -0

OK. Thanks for the info.
Hope they vote on it soon.

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RonDog80 1 point ago +1 / -0

Found some more info.
The proposed law is to be considered in the session convened in March 2021.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 2 points ago +2 / -0

Needs to be sooner. Any chance of it getting put into an emergency session? November is going to be a shitshow.

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LittleBlackKat 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is our Florida Man Mitigation System. Hope it works.

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GorillaWarfare 4 points ago +4 / -0

Florida Man is the mitigation system. He's the reason there haven't been any large riots in FL - they can handle a little tear gas but nobody wants to get their face eaten by a crazed nudist or have recently-raped angry alligators thrown at them.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fucking love this comment.

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LittleBlackKat 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol

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badorangeman 6 points ago +6 / -0

Make fun of Florida all you want. It is a free state with zero income tax, stand your ground laws, castle doctrine laws, and the best fishing in the nation.

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VoidWanderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

The only reason we're made fun of so much is our "Sunshine Laws". If commifornia, new york, or nevada had those it wouldn't even be close to as meme'd as it is.

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TheGreaseman81 3 points ago +5 / -2

I lost my virginity at Publix when I was 11.

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TDAF 4 points ago +4 / -0

You were touched in your publix area.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 2 points ago +2 / -0

Show me on the sub where Publix touched you.

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Gunmolester 5 points ago +5 / -0

F..One year in jail for the DA for each suspect released without charges when there is clear and prosecutable evidence of crime

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xopi 1 point ago +1 / -0

There won't be any DA's left though?

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ElectricChad 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ha ha based Publix Pepe needs a tendie sub they are the best!

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OMC-RADIO 3 points ago +3 / -0

Buffalo tendie sub left me with an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.

Publix rocks!

(Free coffee too)

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VoidWanderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

The ones around here got rid of that years ago.

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Dictator_Bob 5 points ago +5 / -0

This reads like common sense to me.

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f_bastiat 5 points ago +5 / -0

Florida pede here, we have very little rioting/protesting in the first place because everyone here is armed and it's so god damned hot and humid.

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TampaMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love my new state so much.

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Felizcheese 5 points ago +5 / -0

This should be enacted nationally

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Jedibelle01 5 points ago +5 / -0

Florida Pedes, CALL your State Senators and State Representatives NOW.

Part of the reason conservatives get their butts kicked in the legislative process is because conservatives don’t get involved as much as liberals do. Why? Probably because conservatives are working.

The left will show up with huge groups and so the state legislature take them seriously.

Call, email, visit them in person, or volunteer on their campaign. Tell them you support this!

Quick links to find your Representative or Senator:

Senate: https://m.flsenate.gov/senators/find

House: https://www.myfloridahouse.gov/sections/representatives/myrepresentative.aspx

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OMC-RADIO 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're awesome, many thanks.

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FireannDireach 5 points ago +5 / -0

Section III is especially spicy.

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blueeyephoto 5 points ago +5 / -0

Now pass this like a senator passing gas live on tv.

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thisisatestof2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Listen very carefully lefties. If you actually peacefully protest none of this applies to you.

If you think any of these apply to you, you are not peaceful protesters.

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DrumCorpsAlum 5 points ago +5 / -0

Love me some Pub Subs.

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AZTrump2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

If Oregon had brains (and balls), they’d pass this and the riots would stop immediately.

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PanderjitSingh 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oregon government types don’t want the looting, rioting, beatings, arson, and killings to stop.

They are BLM/AntiFa.

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DaytonaBySunrise 5 points ago +5 / -0

Add this to the things I'm grateful for after escaping from Portland to FL!

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Rooster-J-Cogburn 5 points ago +5 / -0

DeSantis/Noem 2024!

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Cray_cray_ 5 points ago +5 / -0

PUBSUBS!

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taterdigginpants 5 points ago +5 / -0

We are very blessed to have DeSantis.

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MarcusAurelius 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sounds pretty good to me!

Was the above passed? Or is it just proposed at this state?

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Seanp12 0 points ago +1 / -1

Proposed just today by Gov. DeSantis.