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Florida Pedes!! Based As Fuuuuuuuuck! (media.patriots.win) 🐸 PEPE 🐸
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sfluke8 136 points ago +136 / -0

Stop with this common sense Florida, you can't have the whole of sane people of US move to your state

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Flcentipede 45 points ago +45 / -0

There are over 100 northerners moving to my city every day, and its been that way for some time now. Hopefully they don't bring their liberal politics with them.

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UpTrump 46 points ago +46 / -0

Spoiler alert: they do.

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Cray_cray_ 19 points ago +19 / -0

Sounds like Jax, just Florida enough for the yanks. lmao.

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TychoDurandal 14 points ago +14 / -0

I just parachuted five hardline trump voters into SJC and my mother alone has been spreading the Goapel of St Donald in her 55+.

Not all of us northerners are here to fuck shit up. In fact I require a list of the most MAGA local candidates you guys can provide. We shall hold the line.

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AnomalusCitizen7375 9 points ago +9 / -0

Florida. The farther north you go, the more south you get!

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thingaboutarsenal 7 points ago +7 / -0

We need "Don't New York my Florida" to become a thing like Texas has "Don't California my Texas".

Honest to God I can count on one hand people from there who are reasonable. The giant Yankees sticker on the back windshield automatically makes everyone think you're a faggot. Massachusetts and Connecticut faggots are in a very close second. Why move here and tell us how great those places are? They're not, it's why you're here now.

That felt like a rant. Oh shit, it was. Oh well.

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xzibit_b -6 points ago +1 / -7

"Honest to God I can count on one hand people from there who are reasonable."

Collectivism and tribalism is to individual thought and intelligence what fire is to oxygen

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AngryDonut 13 points ago +14 / -1

Florida also has an abundance of water to sustain human population unlike say the entire west coast.

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CanadianTrump 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'm looking to move to Florida or Texas, but I am a red headed Canadian so I fear both

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PeaceThroughStrength 13 points ago +13 / -0

Go to Florida. Texas temperature will literally kill you.

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CanadianTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

That bad eh?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

South Dakota?

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Flcentipede 4 points ago +4 / -0

There are tons of Canadian snow birds with places on the west coast of FL. Wear a hat and sunscreen though. The sun is pretty brutal.

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Lobo60 2 points ago +2 / -0

You've got nothing to fear. In fact, have you never heard of southern hospitality?

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christianknight 9 points ago +9 / -0

Upstates are blue states in the making.

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CoupeFL 5 points ago +6 / -1

As a Florida native, please stay the fuck out.

We’re full

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WalkFastGoHome 21 points ago +21 / -0

I hate the weather down there, but I'm really liking their laws.

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PeaceThroughStrength 22 points ago +22 / -0

It's a big state and you're welcome to try the flavors of muggy temperate or muggy tropical.

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aintgotnotimefothis 12 points ago +12 / -0

I grew up in Florida and have to say that I do not miss those humid falls and winters. It's humid everywhere on the east coast in the summer, but Florida is mostly summer

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PeaceThroughStrength 6 points ago +6 / -0

Eh different strokes for different folks.

I'm missing Florida here in VA.

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CrAzD 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hey! You only have to swim to work some of the year.

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christianknight 8 points ago +8 / -0

Northern part is only air soup for 6 months out of the year...

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