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Florida Pedes!! Based As Fuuuuuuuuck! (media.patriots.win) 🐸 PEPE 🐸
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CanadianTrump 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'm looking to move to Florida or Texas, but I am a red headed Canadian so I fear both

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PeaceThroughStrength 13 points ago +13 / -0

Go to Florida. Texas temperature will literally kill you.

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CanadianTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

That bad eh?

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JuicyfearsMAGA 12 points ago +12 / -0

Florida is worse. There are no seasons, and parts of Texas won't have the unbearable humidity. If you like the feels like temp being 110 degrees for 8 months of the year, Florida weather is certainly for you

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Teapot_Gravy 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hey now, Florida has seasons. There is Hot, Not As Hot, Pollen, and Love Bug.

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BreakfastGun 6 points ago +6 / -0

It is pretty miserable, but only for a few months in the summer. In Florida they have humidity, which isn't fun either. So, pick your poison, I guess.

Having lived in both states, I prefer Texas, honestly.

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PeaceThroughStrength 6 points ago +6 / -0

Gingers will survive Florida. It's muggy and the mosquitos can get big enough to fill your palm but there are ways to manage that.

Also, we haven't lost a single city to Antifa.

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thingaboutarsenal 5 points ago +5 / -0

Also, we haven't lost a single city to Antifa

We have a very easy CCW process. 🤭

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Comingupblank 1 point ago +1 / -0

I lived in Lakeland FL for 3 years. My wife and I loved it, but we wanted to be home near family so we moved back to bama

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 6 points ago +6 / -0

South Dakota?

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Flcentipede 4 points ago +4 / -0

There are tons of Canadian snow birds with places on the west coast of FL. Wear a hat and sunscreen though. The sun is pretty brutal.

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Lobo60 2 points ago +2 / -0

You've got nothing to fear. In fact, have you never heard of southern hospitality?