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posted ago by Exgovtemployee ago by Exgovtemployee +4588 / -0
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RedDuck 248 points ago +248 / -0

That's the smile of a man who enjoys the smell of your fear.

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CrackaJack 84 points ago +84 / -0

Unlike Biden, who enjoys... ooother... smells.

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 58 points ago +59 / -1

Not a fan of Jared but you are right lol

He did deliver on the Middle East deal though!

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Seahawks2020 19 points ago +19 / -0

Yes, that one's for the history books.

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jornado87 33 points ago +35 / -2

I upvoted you for saying you would take the downvotes because this isnt reddit

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zabbers 18 points ago +22 / -4

I downvoted any whiny bitch who complained about downvotes on reddit even if I agreed with them.

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FutureMan 6 points ago +7 / -1

Yeah who cares about a fake ass system to give you internet brownie points? The truth has to be said, whether people like it or not.

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SYFer 13 points ago +14 / -1

I upvoted you just for reminding me this isn’t reddit.

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HCQaddict 2 points ago +4 / -2

I upvoted you for being gay. I like gays.

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ThePowerOfPrayer 5 points ago +6 / -1

So Kushner's never banged Ivanka?

Daniel 11:37

Neither shall he regard the God of his fathers, nor the desire of women, nor regard any god: for he shall magnify himself above all.

Edit: The person who deleted that comment stated Kushner might be the antichrist. by the way.

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HCQaddict 2 points ago +4 / -2

Fucking goddamned antichrist

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snuggs316 51 points ago +51 / -0

mitch appeared to be having quite the time on the senate floor today. he made some excellent points, underscored them with historical facts and threw the left's own words and actions back in their faces, occasionally giving his lil turtle grin. i enjoyed watching that.

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donaldschwarzenegger 17 points ago +18 / -1

Him and Mnuchin both have this unnerving fearless smirk on their face. It almost looks borderline evil

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StumpSmasher2 1 point ago +1 / -0

It probably is. It's very hard to get to a high level in politics without being an evil son of a bitch... But they're just normal evil, and still opposed to the left going Full Moloch. Never go Full Moloch!

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dodgeneonkingofcars 139 points ago +139 / -0

the turtle, is a predator

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DeportAntifa 58 points ago +58 / -0

Hahaha he just absolutely looks like a turtle.

Give ‘em hell, Mitch!

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Seahawks2020 16 points ago +16 / -0

Ninja turtle.

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nmipede 45 points ago +45 / -0

A nimble navigator.

Slow, but nimble as fuck.

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AlphaNathan 16 points ago +17 / -1

Impressive length

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mass55th 11 points ago +11 / -0

Never harass a turtle's wife because then, they turn into snapping turtles.

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WestPalm 6 points ago +7 / -1

Since*

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CrackaJack 19 points ago +19 / -0

beat drops

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WestPalm 10 points ago +10 / -0

Username checks out

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Plebbitimmigrant 111 points ago +112 / -1

Of all the words that have ever and will ever be used to describe Mitch McConnell I wouldn’t have ever guessed ‘Apex Predator’ making that list.

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meals23 64 points ago +64 / -0

it's the difference between the side that has a lot of testosterone and the side that... doesn't.

they think the word predator is an insult. we think being called a predator is fucking cool.

to them, this is an insult

to us, it's a fucking campaign slogan

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meals23 18 points ago +18 / -0

yeah like the only fucking thing we hit the other side with that I'd adopt unironically would be bad hombres and they didn't even do that

absolute mongs

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xzibit_b 8 points ago +8 / -0

We're some bad hombres.

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A_Deplorable_Basket 10 points ago +10 / -0

How dare you culturally appropriate “deplorable.”

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DrBJTester 6 points ago +6 / -0

If Satan thinks you're "Deplorable" that's an awesome compliment.

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SYFer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Excellent point Mr. Dobalina.

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80960KA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nobody likes a nasty woman because the first thing you think is "smelly disgusting vagina".

Or perhaps even worse, the smug cunty diversity hire middle manager everyone in the office except her clique of brown-nosers can't stand.

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Seahawks2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

Wait, what that 'sitting on a throne of skulls' was a real headline?

These newspaper editors are rejects from comedy shows?

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meals23 4 points ago +4 / -0

yeah you can legit google the headline and read the WaPo article

I was gonna post that but I'm not going to give that rag traffic and I am too much of a dullard to understand how to use archive sites or something

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Ben45 6 points ago +6 / -0

How is being a predator supposed to be an insult? Predators kill things, that's awesome.

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e_pluribus_unum9 10 points ago +10 / -0

KEK

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TennesseePride 10 points ago +11 / -1

Mitch is a top of the line game player. He knows how to get shit done. Not saying he is getting shit done in the interest of the American people, but he knows how to do it.

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zabbers 7 points ago +8 / -1

wait, why are we attacking Cruz now?

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WestPalm 6 points ago +10 / -4

He was a nevertrumper who flipped once it became the obvious political move. Not to be trusted.

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NancyPeloci 9 points ago +10 / -1

Was he a never trumper or was he just running against him to be president? The debates were brutal, sometimes it take a couple weeks for the pain of a fight to subside before you appreciate and respect your opponent. I like Cruz.

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Femprep 8 points ago +8 / -0

I feel like he changed his mind about Trump after the election. Fair enough there were a lot of never trumpets we love that used to be NTs. Greg Gutfeld and Glenn Beck are the ones that come immediately to mind.

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HCQaddict 1 point ago +2 / -1

Worst kind of commie

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passivedouble2 9 points ago +10 / -1

Meh. Dudes fought it out, and Cruz came around pretty quick, and has been a strong advocate ever since.

Cruz is a Constitutionalist; we could use more of those.

That and the beard is covering that ‘punchable face’ quality he had in 2015-16.

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HCQaddict 1 point ago +2 / -1

Amen. Why the fuck do Canadians know more about our constitution then we the people? Denounces his dual citizenship he shouldn't have even had while holding office. Only when called out and made it politically expedient.

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Grond999 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cruz is swamp. Cruz blames Texas coin blue on socioeconomic shifts. Really, the elephant in the room is the decades old demographic shift in Texas that reflects on the voting outcomes. https://thedonald.win/p/HEprvdMW/lion-ted-calls-proud-boys-bigote/c/

Mark Dice called Cruz out too over Cruz being a YTer instead of nailing Big Tech censorship.

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zabbers 3 points ago +3 / -0

Might be misremembering but wasn't he the only other guy in the debates who unequivocally said he'd support Trump if Trump is the nominee? Maybe Carson. The others were like "uh, he won't be, but if he is, I'll consider my options then".

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Grond999 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cruz is fhcking swampy. Cruz blames Texas coin blue on socioeconomic shifts. Really, the elephant in the room is the decades old demographic shift in Texas that reflects on the voting outcomes. Mark Dice correctly called Cruz out for being a YTer rather than devoting that time to dealing with Big Tech and GETTING SHIT DONE (done years ago). Plus this > https://thedonald.win/p/HEprvdMW/lion-ted-calls-proud-boys-bigote/c/

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d_bokk 5 points ago +5 / -0

I thought the same thing when a man with the most unthreatening demeanor ever was labeled "Cocaine Mitch," a drug kingpin. And of course only the Democrats could one up it with "Apex Predator."

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HiddenDekuScrub 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's been a strange 4-5 years, hasn't it?

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somethingnew 23 points ago +25 / -2

I think his looks are because he had polio as a child. I still think the jokes about his turtle looks are funny, though.

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KuhlooKuhlay 51 points ago +51 / -0

polio affects your arms and legs, it doesn't make you look like a 9th grade civics teacher.

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somethingnew 11 points ago +12 / -1

From what I understand, it can affect facial nerves which in turn cause some slight changes in facial features. From McConnel's smile, it looks like it might have affected his face. Of course I am not a doctor, so I could be wrong.

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KuhlooKuhlay 9 points ago +9 / -0

"I ain't got time to REEEEEE"

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LionTed 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jean Chretien would like a word

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e_pluribus_unum9 51 points ago +51 / -0

His wife is tough. I'll forget when after the early days of the election, she and Mitch were confronted by protesters coming out of a restaurant. She got right in their faces and told them to to leave her husband alone. She was not intimidated one bit.

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RegularAmerican 45 points ago +45 / -0

Don't underestimate the ferocity of small asian women.

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DarkRiver 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think she will be in one of rsbn video from 2016. I remember her too

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Eatinglue 8 points ago +8 / -0

Huge crush on the owner of a new Thai place by me. She bants like a boss. Very spicy.

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e_pluribus_unum9 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK

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hulda824 3 points ago +5 / -2

I have to agree with you on this. Don't know much ab her, and there is a suspicion that they have no-no connections to Chyna, but I do think they love each other. and she's a mama bear ab his disabilities. The President also helps him navigate when they are together. human kindness.

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Aquamine-Amarine 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wasn't aware he was disabled.

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e_pluribus_unum9 1 point ago +1 / -0

👍

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Kekistani_Ambassador 12 points ago +12 / -0

kudos Memelord

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HCQaddict 1 point ago +2 / -1

Amen

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ChelseaHubbell 8 points ago +8 / -0

Buy a Lotto ticket

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pray_for_kekistan 7 points ago +7 / -0

don't listen to Ms. Hubbell, stay home and make more stuff to sticky

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CrackaJack 5 points ago +5 / -0

The chosen one

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PyroSphere 23 points ago +23 / -0

Who would have guessed a Geriatric Mutant Ninja Turtle would become the world's top apex predator? The Lord works in mysterious ways.

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Kekistani_Ambassador 21 points ago +21 / -0

The species is known as Cocainus Macrochelys temminckii.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 13 points ago +13 / -0

Laughed so hard I farted. Every one heard. Is that FOL instead of LOL?

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covfefe2525 7 points ago +7 / -0

😂 It is now!

Also 👍 on the username!

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e_pluribus_unum9 5 points ago +6 / -1

Okay, were does this cocaine reference come from?

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e_pluribus_unum9 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ok. Thanks for this

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Ebbie8708 14 points ago +14 / -0

He really looks like a snapping turtle

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/38/72/b6/3872b690f5a12cd9fdfefdfef1abc0c3.jpg

Though I do think snapping turtles are adorable

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FuzzieMuff 14 points ago +14 / -0

Look at those murderous eyes! THOSE EYESSSS!!!

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CrackaJack 12 points ago +12 / -0

That's how he stuns his prey

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RyanT282 4 points ago +4 / -0

Here he is, fellas!

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truckofpeace717 11 points ago +11 / -0

Is this the new Centipede meme?

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CrackaJack 9 points ago +9 / -0

I want to suggest we don't use dubstep this time. If that's not too outlandish. (Don't hate me)

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zabbers 5 points ago +5 / -0

DEPORT!

(jk)

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covfefe2525 11 points ago +11 / -0

You know, I had to check that they did call Mitch an apex predator and they really did. Did noone think that's we would see that as a rallying call!?.

Also, I remember when his wife gave some protestors what for a few years back. She was revved up!!

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anon572759 7 points ago +7 / -0

Tiger protects her Turtle.

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Faction 10 points ago +10 / -0

APEX

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faplesspotato 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mitch "Apex" McConnell

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AugustineOfHippo 16 points ago +16 / -0

That's that the predator wants to you think before he eats your face

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Afeazo 8 points ago +8 / -0

I’m turtle Mitch, I came here to traffic cocaine and ram through SCOTUS judges, and I’m all out of cocaine

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MAGA_APN 7 points ago +7 / -0

I loved the turtle meme, but this is taking it to the next level.....what a crazy timeline!

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TheKekingKing 7 points ago +7 / -0

Scary mother fucker right there.

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KuhlooKuhlay 7 points ago +7 / -0

Is this audio taken from the Gorilla Channel?

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HCQaddict 1 point ago +2 / -1

Oo oo i love gorilla channel

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ShakeYourTrumpThang 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mitch turns into a snapping turtle once every 7 months.

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23zulu 4 points ago +5 / -1

Well done. Fuck I love this place

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meric_jar_mellon 4 points ago +4 / -0

There's a wolf on the floor.

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 4 points ago +4 / -0

wow is this an actual ad? It's EPIC

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anon572759 4 points ago +4 / -0

Him or his wife? I saw her take on those protestors at the restaurant back during the Kavanaugh hearings. Tiger proteccs Turtle.

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CapnKek 4 points ago +4 / -0

Predator Turtle, Sitting on a Throne of SKULLS. Kek.

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ObjectiveReality 4 points ago +4 / -0

Some say the second amendment was written only because the founding fathers envisioned predators like this man, and weren't certain if he would use his prowess for or against the interests of man kind.

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Alpha-As-Fuck 4 points ago +4 / -0

Based Koopa Troopa

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MissoulaWes1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm late to the party, but holy fuck, I wanna give this sorta-swamp monster a biiiiiiiiiiiig hug.

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queue-anon 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is good. Needs to be longer tho! Like the swamp meme video that says “this male has gigantic testicles” when showing Trump

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Deeds263 3 points ago +3 / -0

🐢

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AmericanJawa 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's the ones that don't look dangerous that you need to look out for the most.

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magabirdlady 3 points ago +3 / -0

He does the work in the back rooms. Way tougher on the inside then most people think.

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pursuitoftruth1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ah yes, the fabled Snapping Turtle

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1776ThereIsaidIt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fear the turtle!

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hillaryforprison 3 points ago +3 / -0

His face really does look like a turtle. A snapping one.

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CrackaJack 3 points ago +3 / -0

TURTLE POWER!

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Seadgs 3 points ago +3 / -0

He definably has some secrets in the shed.

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jlange94 2 points ago +2 / -0

He has no remorse for doing the absolute right things in the face of those on the left and it's awesome. For as slimey as he's been in the past and can be, when it comes to the big stuff against Dems, he always wants to stick it to them.

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tokenninja 2 points ago +2 / -0

The blink. It’s his Medusa

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Winston_Smith84 2 points ago +2 / -0

He is a perfectly evolved killing machine.

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I_love_liberty 2 points ago +2 / -0

If he were a jogger he would be a Super Predator

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ScepticalPanjandrum1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wahahhaha what the actual f*ck dude. This is bloody excellent man. I burst out laughing.