mitch appeared to be having quite the time on the senate floor today. he made some excellent points, underscored them with historical facts and threw the left's own words and actions back in their faces, occasionally giving his lil turtle grin. i enjoyed watching that.
It probably is. It's very hard to get to a high level in politics without being an evil son of a bitch... But they're just normal evil, and still opposed to the left going Full Moloch. Never go Full Moloch!
Mitch is a top of the line game player. He knows how to get shit done. Not saying he is getting shit done in the interest of the American people, but he knows how to do it.
Was he a never trumper or was he just running against him to be president? The debates were brutal, sometimes it take a couple weeks for the pain of a fight to subside before you appreciate and respect your opponent. I like Cruz.
I feel like he changed his mind about Trump after the election. Fair enough there were a lot of never trumpets we love that used to be NTs. Greg Gutfeld and Glenn Beck are the ones that come immediately to mind.
Amen. Why the fuck do Canadians know more about our constitution then we the people? Denounces his dual citizenship he shouldn't have even had while holding office. Only when called out and made it politically expedient.
Might be misremembering but wasn't he the only other guy in the debates who unequivocally said he'd support Trump if Trump is the nominee? Maybe Carson. The others were like "uh, he won't be, but if he is, I'll consider my options then".
Cruz is fhcking swampy. Cruz blames Texas coin blue on socioeconomic shifts. Really, the elephant in the room is the decades old demographic shift in Texas that reflects on the voting outcomes. Mark Dice correctly called Cruz out for being a YTer rather than devoting that time to dealing with Big Tech and GETTING SHIT DONE (done years ago). Plus this > https://thedonald.win/p/HEprvdMW/lion-ted-calls-proud-boys-bigote/c/
I thought the same thing when a man with the most unthreatening demeanor ever was labeled "Cocaine Mitch," a drug kingpin. And of course only the Democrats could one up it with "Apex Predator."
From what I understand, it can affect facial nerves which in turn cause some slight changes in facial features. From McConnel's smile, it looks like it might have affected his face. Of course I am not a doctor, so I could be wrong.
His wife is tough. I'll forget when after the early days of the election, she and Mitch were confronted by protesters coming out of a restaurant. She got right in their faces and told them to to leave her husband alone. She was not intimidated one bit.
I have to agree with you on this. Don't know much ab her, and there is a suspicion that they have no-no connections to Chyna, but I do think they love each other. and she's a mama bear ab his disabilities.
The President also helps him navigate when they are together. human kindness.
Some say the second amendment was written only because the founding fathers envisioned predators like this man, and weren't certain if he would use his prowess for or against the interests of man kind.
He has no remorse for doing the absolute right things in the face of those on the left and it's awesome. For as slimey as he's been in the past and can be, when it comes to the big stuff against Dems, he always wants to stick it to them.
That's the smile of a man who enjoys the smell of your fear.
Unlike Biden, who enjoys... ooother... smells.
Not a fan of Jared but you are right lol
He did deliver on the Middle East deal though!
Yes, that one's for the history books.
I upvoted you for saying you would take the downvotes because this isnt reddit
I downvoted any whiny bitch who complained about downvotes on reddit even if I agreed with them.
Yeah who cares about a fake ass system to give you internet brownie points? The truth has to be said, whether people like it or not.
I upvoted you just for reminding me this isn’t reddit.
I upvoted you for being gay. I like gays.
So Kushner's never banged Ivanka?
Daniel 11:37
Neither shall he regard the God of his fathers, nor the desire of women, nor regard any god: for he shall magnify himself above all.
Edit: The person who deleted that comment stated Kushner might be the antichrist. by the way.
Fucking goddamned antichrist
mitch appeared to be having quite the time on the senate floor today. he made some excellent points, underscored them with historical facts and threw the left's own words and actions back in their faces, occasionally giving his lil turtle grin. i enjoyed watching that.
Him and Mnuchin both have this unnerving fearless smirk on their face. It almost looks borderline evil
It probably is. It's very hard to get to a high level in politics without being an evil son of a bitch... But they're just normal evil, and still opposed to the left going Full Moloch. Never go Full Moloch!
the turtle, is a predator
Hahaha he just absolutely looks like a turtle.
Give ‘em hell, Mitch!
Ninja turtle.
A nimble navigator.
Slow, but nimble as fuck.
Impressive length
Never harass a turtle's wife because then, they turn into snapping turtles.
Since*
When did they harass his wife?
His wife is a spy.
https://bipartisanreport.com/2019/09/16/breaking-mitch-mcconnells-wife-under-investigation/
beat drops
Username checks out
Of all the words that have ever and will ever be used to describe Mitch McConnell I wouldn’t have ever guessed ‘Apex Predator’ making that list.
it's the difference between the side that has a lot of testosterone and the side that... doesn't.
they think the word predator is an insult. we think being called a predator is fucking cool.
to them, this is an insult
to us, it's a fucking campaign slogan
yeah like the only fucking thing we hit the other side with that I'd adopt unironically would be bad hombres and they didn't even do that
absolute mongs
We're some bad hombres.
How dare you culturally appropriate “deplorable.”
If Satan thinks you're "Deplorable" that's an awesome compliment.
Excellent point Mr. Dobalina.
Or perhaps even worse, the smug cunty diversity hire middle manager everyone in the office except her clique of brown-nosers can't stand.
Wait, what that 'sitting on a throne of skulls' was a real headline?
These newspaper editors are rejects from comedy shows?
yeah you can legit google the headline and read the WaPo article
I was gonna post that but I'm not going to give that rag traffic and I am too much of a dullard to understand how to use archive sites or something
How is being a predator supposed to be an insult? Predators kill things, that's awesome.
KEK
Mitch is a top of the line game player. He knows how to get shit done. Not saying he is getting shit done in the interest of the American people, but he knows how to do it.
wait, why are we attacking Cruz now?
He was a nevertrumper who flipped once it became the obvious political move. Not to be trusted.
Was he a never trumper or was he just running against him to be president? The debates were brutal, sometimes it take a couple weeks for the pain of a fight to subside before you appreciate and respect your opponent. I like Cruz.
I feel like he changed his mind about Trump after the election. Fair enough there were a lot of never trumpets we love that used to be NTs. Greg Gutfeld and Glenn Beck are the ones that come immediately to mind.
Worst kind of commie
Meh. Dudes fought it out, and Cruz came around pretty quick, and has been a strong advocate ever since.
Cruz is a Constitutionalist; we could use more of those.
That and the beard is covering that ‘punchable face’ quality he had in 2015-16.
Amen. Why the fuck do Canadians know more about our constitution then we the people? Denounces his dual citizenship he shouldn't have even had while holding office. Only when called out and made it politically expedient.
Cruz is swamp. Cruz blames Texas coin blue on socioeconomic shifts. Really, the elephant in the room is the decades old demographic shift in Texas that reflects on the voting outcomes. https://thedonald.win/p/HEprvdMW/lion-ted-calls-proud-boys-bigote/c/
Mark Dice called Cruz out too over Cruz being a YTer instead of nailing Big Tech censorship.
Might be misremembering but wasn't he the only other guy in the debates who unequivocally said he'd support Trump if Trump is the nominee? Maybe Carson. The others were like "uh, he won't be, but if he is, I'll consider my options then".
Cruz is fhcking swampy. Cruz blames Texas coin blue on socioeconomic shifts. Really, the elephant in the room is the decades old demographic shift in Texas that reflects on the voting outcomes. Mark Dice correctly called Cruz out for being a YTer rather than devoting that time to dealing with Big Tech and GETTING SHIT DONE (done years ago). Plus this > https://thedonald.win/p/HEprvdMW/lion-ted-calls-proud-boys-bigote/c/
I thought the same thing when a man with the most unthreatening demeanor ever was labeled "Cocaine Mitch," a drug kingpin. And of course only the Democrats could one up it with "Apex Predator."
It's been a strange 4-5 years, hasn't it?
I think his looks are because he had polio as a child. I still think the jokes about his turtle looks are funny, though.
polio affects your arms and legs, it doesn't make you look like a 9th grade civics teacher.
From what I understand, it can affect facial nerves which in turn cause some slight changes in facial features. From McConnel's smile, it looks like it might have affected his face. Of course I am not a doctor, so I could be wrong.
"I ain't got time to REEEEEE"
Jean Chretien would like a word
His wife is tough. I'll forget when after the early days of the election, she and Mitch were confronted by protesters coming out of a restaurant. She got right in their faces and told them to to leave her husband alone. She was not intimidated one bit.
Don't underestimate the ferocity of small asian women.
I think she will be in one of rsbn video from 2016. I remember her too
Huge crush on the owner of a new Thai place by me. She bants like a boss. Very spicy.
KEK
I have to agree with you on this. Don't know much ab her, and there is a suspicion that they have no-no connections to Chyna, but I do think they love each other. and she's a mama bear ab his disabilities. The President also helps him navigate when they are together. human kindness.
I wasn't aware he was disabled.
👍
kudos Memelord
Amen
Buy a Lotto ticket
don't listen to Ms. Hubbell, stay home and make more stuff to sticky
The chosen one
Who would have guessed a Geriatric Mutant Ninja Turtle would become the world's top apex predator? The Lord works in mysterious ways.
The species is known as Cocainus Macrochelys temminckii.
Laughed so hard I farted. Every one heard. Is that FOL instead of LOL?
😂 It is now!
Also 👍 on the username!
Okay, were does this cocaine reference come from?
Ok. Thanks for this
He really looks like a snapping turtle
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/38/72/b6/3872b690f5a12cd9fdfefdfef1abc0c3.jpg
Though I do think snapping turtles are adorable
Look at those murderous eyes! THOSE EYESSSS!!!
That's how he stuns his prey
Here he is, fellas!
Is this the new Centipede meme?
I want to suggest we don't use dubstep this time. If that's not too outlandish. (Don't hate me)
DEPORT!
(jk)
You know, I had to check that they did call Mitch an apex predator and they really did. Did noone think that's we would see that as a rallying call!?.
Also, I remember when his wife gave some protestors what for a few years back. She was revved up!!
Tiger protects her Turtle.
APEX
Mitch "Apex" McConnell
That's that the predator wants to you think before he eats your face
I’m turtle Mitch, I came here to traffic cocaine and ram through SCOTUS judges, and I’m all out of cocaine
I loved the turtle meme, but this is taking it to the next level.....what a crazy timeline!
Scary mother fucker right there.
Is this audio taken from the Gorilla Channel?
Oo oo i love gorilla channel
Mitch turns into a snapping turtle once every 7 months.
Well done. Fuck I love this place
There's a wolf on the floor.
wow is this an actual ad? It's EPIC
Him or his wife? I saw her take on those protestors at the restaurant back during the Kavanaugh hearings. Tiger proteccs Turtle.
Predator Turtle, Sitting on a Throne of SKULLS. Kek.
Some say the second amendment was written only because the founding fathers envisioned predators like this man, and weren't certain if he would use his prowess for or against the interests of man kind.
Based Koopa Troopa
I'm late to the party, but holy fuck, I wanna give this sorta-swamp monster a biiiiiiiiiiiig hug.
This is good. Needs to be longer tho! Like the swamp meme video that says “this male has gigantic testicles” when showing Trump
🐢
It's the ones that don't look dangerous that you need to look out for the most.
He does the work in the back rooms. Way tougher on the inside then most people think.
Ah yes, the fabled Snapping Turtle
Fear the turtle!
His face really does look like a turtle. A snapping one.
TURTLE POWER!
He definably has some secrets in the shed.
He has no remorse for doing the absolute right things in the face of those on the left and it's awesome. For as slimey as he's been in the past and can be, when it comes to the big stuff against Dems, he always wants to stick it to them.
The blink. It’s his Medusa
He is a perfectly evolved killing machine.
If he were a jogger he would be a Super Predator
Wahahhaha what the actual f*ck dude. This is bloody excellent man. I burst out laughing.